ITT: Actors with surprising conditions

Tom Hanks has Type 2 Diabetes
Deborah Ann Woll has Celiac Disease
Lady Gaga has Lupus
Dan Aykroyd has Tourette Syndrome

And you're gay lol

emma watson has Grade A Cuntitis

Vin Diesel is black

You got him dude

Bryce Dallas Howard has autism.

Actually that's just my theory. It would make sense, though.

Ryan "the Goose" Gosling has Autism spectrum disorder

sex change

wow clickbait

barbara palvin suffers from williamson disease

The girl who played Laura Palmer on Twin Peaks has neutropenia

Michael J Fox famously suffers from Alzheimers Disease.

Would just make her sexier desu

Explains why Lady Gaga always puts on indistinguishable make-up

>Tom Hanks has Type 2 Diabetes

americans with diabetes are not rare

Larry David suffers from MPHL.

I'd like to examine her cuntitis
from a purely medical perspective of course

Bella Thorne has a penis

Jenna Fischer suffers from extreme dehydration when around men named Jim/John

He's on the spectrum

What's the diagnosis here, doc?

Bill Paxton is dead.

Daisy Riddler has a barren womb

Gemma Arteton was born with 12 fingers

Nah, but he is a bald fuck.

who suffers from what?

Extreme case of actitis

>Dan Aykroyd has Tourette Syndrome
I didn't know it. But not surprised.

Dwarfism

Bet its so fucking tight you wouldn't be able to slip a pinkie in there.

That's why she steps on men's balls instead.

Prettiness

Chloe Moretz has great muscle mass

no she doesnt

Hugo Weaving has epilepsy
Lol

Sorry, but my vagina is Harvey Weinstein's domain.

She has a mysostatin deficiency

Michael J Fox famously suffers from Alzheimers Disease.

>tfw ywn go back to 2007 prime qt Ellen Page
>tfw you're stuck with current year annoying dyke Ellen Page forever

>Dan Aykroyd has Tourette Syndrome

all black actors have diabetes

Keanu Reeves has a crushed spirit

>Celiac Disease

You made this up.

Please stop reminding me that Keanu Reeves is forever unhappy. It makes me feel bad every time I hear it.

ACT

It sucks that they remove them even if they're fully functional

he does not need it

If only people knew how many hollywood woman celebrities are transgenders

just needs tranny invert flaps

>muh shitty parents
>muh shitty upbringing
>muh shitty luck
/r9k/ btfo, based keanu shows how a real man handles life.

That's just a meme. Right?

...

it's not a meme, but the real reason why his wife and daughter died, is because she worked with lynch and "knew too much" so lynch had to kill her

Sharon Stone has an 11th toe

Paz de la Huerta apparently has some weird condition where skin would continually grow on the right side of her torso. She has to have it cut off regularly and has scars as a result. Despite the amount of nude photographs she's done and sex scenes she's filmed I don't think it's ever been properly caught on film because she's ALWAYS being shot from the left side to hide it.

Brie Larson has footnail mycosis

She suffers from nigger aids

god I fucking wish

I used to know but I forgot. Also all the newshits need to just die

taht is fucking disgusting. how do you even leave the house like that

Is it just me or are her toes very long

Keep living your delusion, moron

she also suffers from Grade A Cuntitis

why doesn't she get it treated.

is this real life

>footnail mycosis

>Other factors — such as reduced blood circulation to the feet and a weakened immune system — also may play a role........But it is uncommon to get an infection from someone else.

Too busy shitposting on Twitter and reading Captain Marvel comics.

Jesus Christ

>incels

>Why choose an empty house
Poor bastard knows he'll never truly have anyone, and the ones that come close will be taken away.

What a cunt

>can brush off a guy if she wants to
>doesn't
>I AM THE VICTIM

I cri evrytiem

If you had half a brain in your head, you would realize she's completely right. The TSA guy is in a position of authority - that means he doesn't get to ask you for personal shit.

fpbp

No. He didn't say you asked for it. He said you were under no threat if you decline.

The agent asking for her number (which never happened) would be wrong but it's not what her complaint was about

that's not even the best part

>I'm so strong that a man asking me for my number shook me to my very core
lel

Her complaint was about people acting inappropriately. The TSA guy acted inappropriately. Her complaint is valid.

Wow, what a fucking nutcase. I feel sorry for the guys that fell for her.

Thank you for your service Officer Larson

Lupus is a meme disease that doctors use when they cant figure out what fhe fuck is wrong with you.

No her complaint was about him attacking her. Hence the whole on the defense thing. Stop trying to spin this. It's impossible. She did not comment on him acting inappropriate at work but on the man asking for the woman's number unprovoked

Her complaint was she felt unsafe, hence the use of "be on the defence"

If she had her way, being attracted to people would be illegal
>If I feel uncomfortable it is valid
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Everyone feels uncomfortable sometimes. That's a part of life, you dumb whore.

She suffers from, uh... some sort of scalp syndrome?

You can also just brush it off like normal people do. There's no reason to go on a rampage on fucking twitter for something like that.

Non one is going to listen to you because you will sound like a whiny bitch.

fucking lel.

Keanu is also immortal.

Catherine Zeta Jones has bipolar disorder.

Michael Jackson had Lupus and Vitiligo.
But probably not that surprising.

I wish somebody in her chain of command would put her in her fucking place, not just random people who can be ignored in the name of continuing her delusions about the nature of life

She was perma raped by Hollywood jews growing up

>No her complaint was about him attacking her. Hence the whole on the defense thing
You're reaching - would an attack not also be considered inappropriate behavior?

>She did not comment on him acting inappropriate at work but on the man asking for the woman's number unprovoked
His asking for her number IS the inappropriate behavior. Regardless of whatever signals she was giving, you don't get to ask for personal shit when you are the guy in charge. You do not. End of story.

A millionaire leading a public attack on a working class man because he dared do speak to her. What a time to be alive.

Well, she died after they had already seperated actually.

watch this guy lose his job now

Elle is still a virgin

>Regardless of whatever signals she was giving, you don't get to ask for personal shit when you are the guy in charge. You do not. End of story
Nobody is arguing that you dishonest cunt. I thought you tried to troll but you're just actually retarded.

TSA?

Uhm sweetie...

Ewan McGregor suffers from lack of steel in his diet

mmmmm