Roman kino?

roman kino?

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sequel when

centurion was superior

Pompeii was kinda fun

roman kino, you say

>tfw nobody makes historical epics anymore that aren't just cgi fests
I miss the old days of thousands of poor soviet military men being forced to LARP as historical soldiers.

tbf this isnt so old
>2011

tho, it went under the radar, i never heard of it that time, only saw it yesterday on tv, at midnight

Yes. We need more movies like this.

king arthur 2004

thats not the one with the black Lancelot oe other knight?

Centurion would've been really good if it didn't have all that cgi blood. Better than Eagle though

No, it's the rubber fela from the old fantastic four movie

that lancelot was too fucking gay. Still a good movie, that bad guy was fucking A.

The Eagle was great, but I hated Centurion. Here's more most excellent Roman kino:

Rome (HBO series)
I, Claudius (BBC series)
Cleopatra (1963)
Julius Caesar (1970)
The Fall of the Roman Empire (1964)
Titus (1999)
Spartacus (1960)
Attila (Miniseries)
Caligula (1980)

You mean fag kino.
Faaar superior.
>The Eagle was great, but I hated Centurion
You cannot be for real.

Best one still remains I, Claudius.

I am for real, Fassbender and his negro Roman friends didn't do it for me. The Eagle however felt authentic and I thought Tatum really sold it.

Risen

I want to see that, it looks good.

>The Eagle however felt authentic and I thought Tatum really sold it.
Hahahahaha.

I can't take seriously anything with Tatum in it.

>I can't take seriously anything with Tatum in it.
Sounds like a personal problem. Tatum was believable as a Roman centurion, he looked and behaved like a warrior. There was nothing wrong with his performance.

Im not that guy but i totally get it. he looks like the retarded asshole everyone knew in highschool.

except the end with that buddy-cop scene

Feels awkward saying so but I simply can't relate.

Agree to disagree,

>Romans speak in a thick burger accent

Yeah, no.

It's appropriate.

that memed me think as well. romans speak english, north britts spoke gibberish.
but irl romans spoke latin and north brits spoke english/irish?

>Caligula
>kino
it's literally the worst movie ever made

It is absolutely based and peerless, a debauched film about a debauched man. The Tiberius at Capri sequence alone is worth the price of admission.

>another episode of amerimutts larping as glorious roman gods
will they ever learn?

If your shithole country made decent movies then you too could LARP as a pagan deity

Romans didn't have American monkey faces.

I sense major projection

>Amerimutt talking about true kino
lmao keep feeding on those capeshit while I enjoy absolute kino right here

This, also Agora

I can enjoy all the wop films I please from my comfy American domicile, but thanks for the recommendation. It's not like we don't still have some good directors working, did you see Silence?

Fuck off pseud.
Sorrentino is bad, why the fuck do you take pride in his work, Pasquale?
Probably the only good Scorsese movie in 30 years.

It's the absolute pinnacle of porn kino

No one spoke English in Roman times

>Sorrentino is bad

Esatto.
Watch good movies.

>it's bad!
>it's good!
both are non arguments, learn to fucking express your own opinions using proper argumentations instead, brainlet

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t. Rented the whole kinoplex to see Boldi's latest flick

L M A O

>Sorrentino is bad

>thread starts with a shitty murrican movie supposed to represent "romans"
>faggot turn out to think Sorrentino is good
Color me surprised!

Sorrentino non sa scrivere e i suoi attori non sanno recitare.

>Servillo can't act
>Jude Law can't act
>Sorrentino can't write good scripts
>La Grande Bellezza
>Il Divo
>The Young Pope
Imagine being THIS much of a brainlet just for a second ahahahahah

Imagine posting Sup Forums-tier reaction pics on other boards and thinking Sorrentino is good.

Imagine being completely unable to use valid arguments and just forcing "it's bad cause I don't like it/my pea brain makes me unable to truly understand and enjoy Sorrentino's absolute genius and social commentary"

IS THERE ANYONE ON Sup Forums THAT HASN'T FAPPED TO MY DAUGHTER?????

Imagine asking someone to waste his time to explain why Sorrentino is bad on the film board of all places.

Imagine being on a film board and thinking that Sorrentino is even remotely close to being bad.

Titus's siege of Jerusalem film when ?
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It was surprisingly good.

I would expect that from each single Sup Forums denizen. If I didn't know they're the kind of people who spend their day shitposting about Star Wars and superhero movies.

>implying shitposting about sorrentino makes your any better
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

I literally cannot thats why this board is full of capeshit

is Livia his daughter?

>Brainlet can't appreciate Sorrentino's absolute genius and capeshit shitposting at the same time
COLOUR ME SURPRISED!

its actually the best but k