Welcome to the special Christmas edition of Adventure Call! Remember traveler I cannot hear your request if you do not...

Welcome to the special Christmas edition of Adventure Call! Remember traveler I cannot hear your request if you do not get dubs. What is your name traveler?

Dave

Donald

Oi Limmy, it's ya ol' pal frank jus, lemme win fo'old time sake really need the cash mate

Falconhoof.

Ymmil

reido

Dee dee

Xander

Scoobert McDoobert, glad to be on the show.

Greetings Xander. You find yourself in a large dark forest. What do you do?

get forest

climb tree

Eat a piece of bark

Find a toilet

Sit and meditate

walk north

Take a wee kip in some shrubbery

Go to cineworld

Gather a bundle of sticks and light the faggots on fire

Lick the ground to see what type of soil this forest has.

Kill Jester.

go north

Eat my own cock

You go north Xander. You suck your own cock. After traveling a wee bit of ways you find yourself in a meadow. What do traveler?

Go back to the forest

SUCK A BIG BLACK NIGGER COCK

Find a toilet cubicle

dig a hole

Dig a large hole until sundown

Kill Jester.

Shoot up

this

Marry Tamaki

Slide my cock into a tree.

eat grass, to keep hunger at bay

Kill jester

Watch Jo Jo

Hail a passing eagle for sex.

Win game.

go south

kill falconhoof

Gather grass for later use, heaping amounts into any place that I can carry.

Dig multiple different sized holes

Kill falconhoof

Find a stone

piss out of my stub

damnit i was reading the i am jazz thread and got "suck my own cock" mixed up with "cut off my cock"

get meadow

Xander you piss out of your circumcised peni. What do now traveler?

go north

Go east

Liberate Scotland from Englands rule

call out

check dubs, turn 360 degrees and go north

acquire horse

do shit

me mum unironically said a kilogram of steel was heavier than a kilogram of feathers. she is mad at me now after i explained it to her

Drink milk from a space cow in star wars because white men are gross... and it's amazing

I am sorry Xander. You must suffer the same mental deficiencies as your mum. What do you want to do traveler?

Drink Barry's Red Cola

delete this thread

Go whence I came

Go whence I came

turn 360 degrees and walk out of the meadow

Find an enemy to punch

Give ring to eagle

While in a meadow Xander, in your frustration, you look for someone or something to release your anger upon. You see a deer and try to punch it. You fail and run another kilometer north in your desperation to punch an enemy. You now find yourself on the outskirts of a small village. What do traveler?

Kill jester.

Find pub.

JUMP THE CHASM

Strip naked and walk through the village.

Punch goblin

behead jester

Go whence I came

You try to jump the chasm Xander. Since you do not have the winged sandals you are now dead. GAME OVER. Would you like to play again? Remember I only listen to dubs

yes
kill jester

yes
name is jeff
kill jester

suprise anal

Yes
Name is donald

Greetings Donald! You find yourself at the top of a tall tower, what do traveller?

Jump from tower.

Jump from tower and do this

kill OP

kill op

climb down

fapping to traps porn

Hello?

is the Jester here? I need her help

Put tower in bag.

there is literally no reason why this wouldn't work

Call moth

Build wall

grab pussy

Eat my own shit and then cover my face in it to attract flies and eventually maggots

jump chasm

Eat yellow snow

Go whence I came

Cook chicken

Drink some Barry's Red Cola