What does Sup Forums think of Chris Stuckmann?

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I think you already know

I love Stuckmann. I grew up with his movie reviews.

There are a LOT of problems with Chris, but I had an absolute BLAST with his reviews as a kid. There are definitely some bad things I could say about Chris, but there are also lots of good things!

I'm gonna give Chris Stuckman an A-
thanks for reading this detailed review

biggest soyboy on planet earth

generic reviewer for people who enjoy capeshit

He's a manchild. Hard to take the opinion of anyone like that seriously.

Fury of the Film Fan and Chris Stuckmann had a friendship that was at the time, closer than the other content creators. This was largely due to the fact that they shared the same religion growing up and had faced similar situations in their personal life.

Eventually, Fury of the Film Fan had invited Chris Stuckmann to stay with him and his family in his New York apartment.Soon after the trip is over is when things went awry.


"What happened here?

Fury - "It's very simple what happened. My wife invited Chris to stay with us in New York thinking that this is what I wanted. Instead of saying no on the spot I let it go thinking it was one of those maybe one day kind of things. Soon enough Chris was making plans and I didn't have the heart to say no at that point. It did lead to me and my wife having a conversation about communication. We both should have stopped and thought about this. I decided to make the best of it and take a few days off. A few days were needed because this wasn't a two day thing, Chris ended up planning a 4 day 5 night retreat at my place. I wasn't up for that but he already booked it. I sighed and just thought I'd make the best of it.

During the trip Chris was a dark cloud, a very brooding presence in my happy home. We tried offering to go out and do fun things but he only wanted to see movies and do his reviews. He did a wonderful job of ignoring my kid who wanted to talk to him and even tossed my wife attitude when she asked him about his goals and spoke candidly about his future goals. He may not have noticed but this is what we got. He's the type of guy to make everyone miserable and then apologize for it and play the victim. I can't stand that type of person.
One of the issues that bugged the hell out of me was how financial unprepared Chris was to come to New York. For weeks I had told him to save up because New York was expensive. Prior to arriving he spent money on a bunch of Blu rays since he was now starting a collection. My wife left a message online telling him to keep saving for New York. Of course we had food for him that was the extension of our invite and I even went out and bought an air mattress. We didn't have money for these things since my wife was out of work but I put it on credit. I didn't mind , I even spot him for the imax tickets for Mission Impossible 3 he said he'd pay me back because he didn't have a card.

When he got back to Ohio he posted up pics of more blu rays he purchased and even a TV. This was like a slap in the face to us. We couldn't help but feel used. There's a way to handle an invite to stay with people and then there's mooching. Even if the TV was purchased by his parents, why didn't his parents give him money for his trip? That's what any parent would do no? make sure he's got enough and not be a burden to the people hes staying with?

It's not an issue of money, because I treat my friends to many , many things. It's how it all came together...you go back home and start posting pics of your new TV and your blu ray collections and I'm like...wait..how do you have those things now when in New York you could barely afford a metrocard? It was pure D-baggery and I kept quiet about it. I didn't confront him about it, the colors were already shown especially when he ignored us after his trip. Something he admitted to AFTER I made those videos on him. He admitted he ignored me because I was somehow a negative influence on his spirituality. I found that to be a hilarious excuse. I really understood him as a person after he said that.
See, Chris grew up under the same religious upbringing I did. So when he first closed his channel I knew what pressures he was under among his family and friends.. I offered some advice, I told him to make sure he made his choices for himself and not because he wanted to keep some friends. This is what made me think we were closer than we were. I assumed this and I let my guard down. I realized early on I didn't know this person whom I let into my house and this was all my fault. He used this as the excuse, that my advice to him, to think for himself, was why he ignored me and made me a bad influence. Meanwhile, the guy had already decided to not continue to live by his faith anymore.

>is a fan of rlm despite knowing they are a bunch of assholes
>rlm makes an asshole joke about him
>gets offended

And this is who Chris was in a nutshell, someone who blamed other people for things. He always projected things back and it was never an apology with him. It was always "I'm sorry YOU feel that way" stuff and I've seen him that way with plenty of other people , not just me.
The guy had this chip on his shoulder , like, you couldn't talk to him about anything other than movies. . This one time, my wife was making casual conversation and asked him what he thought he was going to do (work related) and Chris's response was that he intended to move to California and work toward being a movie critic in L.A. so there was this pause...and my wife asks what how he planned to support himself or maybe go to college first to learn about the trade he wanted to jump into, with him being a "filmmaker" and all and his face just changed. I don't think he realized it but after that he pretty much ignored my wife and gave off a little attitude for the rest of the trip. He really was planning to move to LA and he planned to cling on to the Schmoes Know and all their contacts (this is what he does).

There was no room for casual conversation with Chris, no getting to know him. Everything was either about movies or something superficial. We were adults talking to a child who didn't know how to carry a real conversation and it was awkward. When it was clear Chris didn't want to talk about anything personal we pulled back and our conversations were much..much shorter. "

Fury of the Film Fan would later find out that Chris started asking for Blu Rays and in return, Chris would offer the donators a "shout out". Fury didn't like this at all considering that's not how Chris was given his own opportunities. Fury of the Film Fan would then reveal to me many of the issues he at first ignored but was constantly brought to his attention by others to the point where he could no longer ignore it.

Fury " This is when I started getting pissed off. Despite how I felt about his trip visit I never told anybody how it went. Everyone assumed it went well. People were coming to me complaining about Chris, about how he was tossing around his weight and using his status to get him things like free blu rays and stuff. This wasn't just a "hey if you got any you don't want toss them my way" this was a very specific demand. He offered in return spots on his channel, shout outs. considering this isn't what was done for him I thought it was the doucheiest thing to do. I started seeing a pattern of behavior with the guy, something I ignored early on.
It wasn't just blu ray requests, it was him sticking his nose into everything and taking credit for things. He positioned himself in front of the line pushing everyone over and then saying "sorry, excuse me". And it was his terrible response to people as well. The ones whom complained all said he was a dick to them which made sense to me because I saw first hand that when Chris doesn't want anything from you, he can care less about you. Many of the complaints came from top channel creators , they hated how he was behaving and wanted something done about it. They were tired of his attitude and wanted me to talk to him since I was his friend. I had to let them know that he was indeed...NOT a friend. That he just finished ignoring me for about 3 months and that I know first hand that nothing you say to him will reach him. But I knew how to get to him..

Remember he used this image unironically in his reviews when describing that he isn't racist

This guy is the biggest, fucking faggot on planet Earth.

I know the term "manchild" gets overused around here, but seriously, what grown-ass man literally cries when people pick on him, and then gets tattoos of Nintendo characters? I seriously hope he gets cancer, because he IS cancer to the rest of us.

Fucking die, Cuckmann.

I FUCKING LOVE STAR WARS

Who?

>clutching his wallet behind his back

Boring pleb-tier reviews. I dunno why he's so popular.

Yikes

Never saw a single video of this gay looking manlet. Why should I care about him or his opinions? I mean look at him ffs.

hey everybody! i'm gonna take you all on a tour of my house!!

>6'4
>manlet

fury of the film fan

proto-blogpost internet movie reviewer who came in contact with chris and decided to invite him over. turns out chris is an insecure faggot who lives in his own delusional world. who'd have guessed.

Literally who?

post pics of his wife

>It's not an issue of money, because I treat my friends to many , many things.
Hmmm...

He's actually sensible in his reviews when it comes to movies that aren't manchild-oriented. It's only when it comes to capeshit/soy wars/childhood stuff that he goes full retarded fanboy.

>arguing about the size of a faggot looking manchild on a taiwanese pedoanime friendly board

and in doing so made himself out to be the EXACT kind of person that the movie he was reviewing (Get Out) was criticising

Post the story of his wife regretting everything

Very autistic

Honestly I don't like his reviews. I remember some time ago I watched his Alien Resurrection review and even though the movie is really bad he didn't even make a normal review and was just spewing some bullshit for a few minutes.

>New York city is a character onto itself
Fucking seriously ?

>DUDE REFN LMAO

"no"

the dumb cunt literally thinks Enemy AKA Eraserhead 2 is one of the most original movies ever. Who the FUCK considers themselves a film fan and hasn't seen Eraserhead

Emily Jean is amazing

faggot with bad taste in movies/tattoos

>eraserhead and enemy are the same thing
Not memeing here, but what do you mean by this? I can't see the similarities at all.

She's a nu-female Jewess who probably is the dominant in the relationship.

both are about essentially the same thing

Enemy does draw a lot on later Lynch stuff as well to be fair, but it's still essentially a Lynch knock-off

ALL E-CELEB CAPESHIT SHOULD BE REDIRECTED TO THIS THREAD

>he can care less about you
So he definitely does care then.

Stupid fucking burgers.

Dude's an insufferable manchild, I don't know how much of an autistic fag he is IRL but his internet persona is annoying.

>He did save the image as "People been inside my wife.jpg"

You should ask Zod's snapped neck about it first.

you got no clue what you're talking about.

the real question is what stuckmann thinks of Sup Forums

nah I'm right you're wrong

If he discovered tv and these threads he would never stop posting videos about how much it "doesn't" bother him

>ecelebs

I still can't see that much of a similarity. While both are about the fear of responsibility (in Eraserhead's case it's fear of fatherhood/adulthood while in Enemy it's fear of commitment), the way both films are presented is very different. Enemy doesn't rely so much of surrealism and ambiguity as Eraserhead does.

Are you literally 10?

I'm not sure if I should tell you the obvious or if you're actually that fucking dense.

my type of girl

he's the worst thing an e-celeb can be.. he's dull