I just saw Jumanji

And I gotta say It was a very LITTY time, everyone in the theater was PISSING from LAUGHING so hard at how FUNNY and RAUNCHY the film was. When the film ended, we could feel the river of piss all the way in the top row. The theater was filled with kids so most of them in the front rows drowned from all the PISS that was expelled from the laughter.

Unfortunately, the smell of piss awakened the Giant TYRANT MOTHS hiding in the projector room and they started PICKING all the survivors off, taking them off to be ENSLAVED in the POPCORN MINES. Luckily for us, the DESIGNATED theater shooter from the last showing left his gun in the cup holder and we managed to fight them off while using the DROWNED CHILDREN as floatation devices.

OVERALL, solid 10/10 RAUNCHY and FUN time, the fans will LOVE IT

Kek

when i'm 80 years old full of irreversible cancer I wont have my family take me to chemo. I'll have them sit me infront of this movie - same levels of radiation

>having a family
not when you're writing non masculine posts like this

>get litty

can someone translate this into english?

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How can The Last Jedi even compete?

Litty is a state of being. It means that it is a RAUNCHY lil ROMP fun for the whole family that only TRUE FANS will enjoy and poser CRITICS will never understand.

get a fucking load of this newcunt

you need to remove soy from your diet and start working out to understand

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millennials were a mistake

the rock is 45

If this is what LITTY is all about, I'm behind being LITTY.

Do you think Bethany developed a fetish for older men after the movie ended?

Noice!

Says the Millennial.

spotted the non-masculine OUT of TOUCH critic. The real FANS love littyposting

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This is not her face. Very bad shop.

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Licking things to claim them as your own
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