Boyfriend wants to watch a tv show

>boyfriend wants to watch a tv show
>it's another "brooding white misogynist anti-hero" series

Dumb wojill poster

>girlfriend wants to watch tv show
>it's another "every girl is a liberated slut who all the men obsess about and are all hyper intelligent and never do anything wrong" series

>gf wants to watch a tv show
>wait a minute i dont have a gf

check 'em

>it's another "brooding white misogynist anti-hero" series
those are the best tho, prove me wrong

>girlfriend wants to watch a tv show
>tell her to shut the fuck up and get back to the kitchen

just suck each other's cocks then and forget the show

>gf wants to watch a movie
>black guy is the lead

>gf doesn't exist
>can't have bad opinions about things I like
There are some benefits to >tfw no gf, I guess

Fucking this. My wife watches that Outlander show, which seemed interesting at first but apparently it's just another "main female character is the center of everyone's attention and fucks several guys and makes them jealous of eachother" show.

>gf wants to watch tv
>it's another reality show

>gf wants to watch a tv show
>its another "pandering to leftists on twitter with nothing but strong female leads with black boyfriends and incompetent white villains" series

I've seen some of my female friends talking about that show on twitter. Thanks for saving me the time of checking it out.

criminally underrated post

>gf wants to watch show
>Tell her it's shit and then we fuck

>boyfriend wants to watch TV instead of developing a skill, reading a book, or talking

Outlander specifically has one of the ancestors of her husband's rape her other husband. Which is dumb.

Is there any reason to even have a girlfriend at this point? People always say you should get one, but the only reason seems to be sex, which you can just buy.

Are women just a meme?

>gf wants to watch something
>it's literally whatever I want to watch because she's too dumb to have her own thoughts

>*throws acid in your face*

>girlfriend wants to watch a TV show
>it's another "group of typical upper middle-class twenty-something besties try to navigate their first world problems while always looking out for Mr. Right" television viewing experience.

did I ask for opinion bitch?

Yeah, and they will become even more useless with VR and sexbots taking over. Eventually we won't need them for anything,

i'll check 'em when no one else will

3D men are worthless

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but did we need another thread for this?
you're justifying the OP with this banal shit

Prostitution though convenient is still a bit difficult especially if you aren't loaded with cash, sometimes just too risky depending on where you live.

sounds hot

>gf wants to watch tv show
>slap her in her dirty little whore mouth

>gf wants to watch a movie
>It's fifty shades of gray
>sit through it for some sex later

A short checklist for a gf:
>Has goals/aspirations
>Has a good relationship with her parents
>Knows how to cook
>Hasn't been with a bunch of guys before you
>doesn't have a kid
That's literally it. A good gf will make you feel appreciated and a great one will make you a better person. You could have empty, meaningless sex with a prostitute, but that bitch isn't cooking you breakfast the next morning or accompanying you to your family Christmas party.

>gf wants to watch porn together
>select "female choice" category on xhamster
>"hey let's watch this video"
>points at thumbnail with a black guy in it

I could only stomach the first episode until it was clear she was going to cheat on her loyal husband with the scottish guy from the past and not even feel bad about it.

We live in absolutely degenerate times. I'm not even alt-right, but it's gotten ridiculous

But it's okay when a man does it? Fuck you I'll fuck my ancestors if I want.

Whats the name of the show OP? Sound intredasting!

The double standard comes form the fact that women don't have to worry about false paternity

why there were no peaky blinders thread this month? fucking finale aired and nobody fucking cared

white "men" everybody, can't satisfy their women so women have to literally start watching porn with black bulls.

OOGA BOOGA *SMACKS LIPS* *SMACKS LIPS* *SMACKS LIPS*

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She made a good choice

>gf wants to watch a tv show for once
>white protagonist gets blacked
(blacked mirror)

>girlfriend goes back to Tyrone's house instead

But they do have to worry about having a general disrespect and sexual harassment. No ones hitting on your fat ass.

I know OP is just some faggot, but why are women obsessed with race? It's mostly women crying about refugees and racism.

checked

White men make the worst boyfriends. White men aren't even good enough to be meat dildos.

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Reproduction

>bf asks me what I want to watch
>tell him what I want to watch
>"nah, let's watch this instead"

I worry that I'll end up with some psychotic control freak, I can't seem to attract mentally healthy women.

It's all a meme, it's just a few people that find a friend in the opposite gender

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What makes them the worst?

That's so fucked up

Men are at the receiving end of disproportionate amount of violence. If this is a competition about who has it worse, then we can talk about how men are more likely to be murdered, more likely to be homeless, more likely to commit suicide, pay more in taxes than they receive, and live shorter lives overall.

I literally can't

Sounds like you are in an abusive relationship. Seek help, faggot

>Women are bothered by rapey shitskins.

>telling your gf what to watch is abuse

indicative of a larger issue. that fagprobably you needs to seek help.

Not me, but it's not indicative of anything.
>hey honey where do you want to eat?
>i don't know maybe Italian
>actually, what about Chinese?
This is completely normal. Men lead, women command. This is how relationships work.

be glad your bf isnt a mentall ill faggot bitch

>food analogy

Sorry, sweetie, but that homosexual is being abused.

if you didnt have a female best friend in childhood, its pretty much game over

That was the finale?

Fucking Brits and their 6 episode seasons every four years

Why would I need accompanying to the family christmas party? I'm not an insecure teenager

so start a movement to do something about it. You know, like women did.

I can't imagine how shit peaky blinders would be if it was an american show, stretched to nearly 100 episodes by now.

2013, 2014, 2016, 2017, and now 2019

We did. It's not taken seriously by anyone because human beings are genetically predisposed to protecting women because women are the bottleneck for procreation (a single man can populate an entire village as long as there are women around, while a single woman is limited to one child per year for about 20 years). If you're a man you are pretty much fucked unless you manage to get rich and/or famous.

You mean
>has good relationship with her mother and her dad didn't outright diddle her

A good measure of daddy issues is essential for an interesting sex life

>It's not taken seriously by anyone
Neither were womens movements for a huge amount of time. To some extent they still aren't.

>Men are at the receiving end of disproportionate amount of violence
And other men are the perpetrators of this violence.

>girlfriend wants to watch a show
>the opening credits
>... A NETFLIX ORIGINAL

We're talking about victimhood. You don't get to dismiss innocent black victims of gang violence because black people are also more likely to commit violence themselves. Unless you genuinely believe that groups should be judged collectively.

It's just an example dickhead, don't read into it too much.

Having a touch of some good ol' daddy issues does make for some interesting sex, but the ones with bad relationships with their fathers almost always wind up being thots.

The problem is that men's rights and women's rights are often incompatible. A man's right to complete paternal honesty is incompatible with a woman's right to be the sole person responsible for choosing who the biological father of her child is. A man's right to not give up half of his wealth after a divorce is incompatible with a woman's right to the wealth her husband agreed to share with her when he decided to get married. The only solution is separation.

>to some extent they still aren't
BS. Every major institution is dedicated to the goal of propagating women's rights.

How will you stop men from killing other men?

You can't. Just like you can't completely solve sexual assault, or male cultural domination. You can try to minimize it as much as possible, but only a totalitarian government can control the individual lives of its citizens enough to keep it from happening.

>representation matters
>white heterosexual men only watch shows with white heterosexual leads
>why do they do this

nice hojak.

>gf is watching something
>it's cuck porn

*checks your digits*

>Are women just a meme?
unironically yes
all they do is impede our progress

Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>women want to feel good about improving shitskins lives but can't handle rapey shitskins.
Wew

Big if true

>meet a lazy woman who is also bad at cooking
>reward her with marriage
>reward her with kids
>reward her with years of awkward acceptance
>somehow she's at fault

It's like you never train a dog, never take it outside and then become surprised when it takes a shit in the living room. Good job.

you're absolutely correct.
Films that have "representation" are only watched by gays, minorities and women.

>tfw no white nationalist gf
>swn make fun of you for being half italian

Good job, user.

>mom wants to watch movie because Ben Stiller is in it

>"brooding white misogynist anti-hero" series
>gets laid throughout the series even though he's boring af.
The fact that you normos need to see ass or titties in a series to consider it "watchable" is retarded, just like nostalgia-bait.
Get your shit together """white men"""

For a guy, it's one of the most popular negative expectancy bets you can make. When you get into a relationship there is only one direction it can go to be a "success." You stop dating and sleeping with other women, that's the back drop of all of this...

You date a girl, you have sex, she introduces you to her friends, their friends, their significant others, she introduces you to her family, etc., you might have something in common with her your probability of getting along with all the people she introduces you to drops to approximately 0. You keep dating, she drops hints at what phase she's ready to move into. First it's slowly moving her stuff in, makeup, hair straighteners, etc. Eventually she makes it known she wants to move in, so you move in. If everything proceeds perfectly she begins dropping hints about obscure former class mates getting married and having babies. Guess what you're expected to do?

So maybe you do that. Half of your net-worth and future earnings goes up as collateral for the privilege of fucking one person for the rest of your life while keeping in mind if she fucks someone else, you still forfeit all of that. Your wife and mother of your children now continues to be influenced by what everyone else is doing, but it takes on a different form. Now it's "oh that couple is going all organic and vegan...we're doing the same!" "oh they're getting a time share, we should do the same!" so on and so on.

Your net-worth continues to grow, her weight likely continues to grow. If you make it all the way through life and into the grave without incident, well done. Now keep in mind if at any point in this progression you should seek to exercise some agency and not be a guest in your own life, you will get the privilege of being labeled "a player" and/or "wasting her time." Even if X years into the relationship she starts doing some shit that makes you raise an eyebrow and you decide to call it quits, you're a monster.

Companionship, mutual help, reproduction, sex.

So it seems the winning move is to somehow impregnate a woman somewhere then escape with no strings