Childhood faps

>Childhood faps

IMAGINE

How couldn't she fucking tell who it was?

Because it was slightly dark in the room

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I have beaten my meat to some heinous shit in my day, but this scene never fails to make me fucking gag.

I wasn't interested even when I was young and didn't know any better

topkek

Almost 21 years of fapping

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>she doesn't recognise how he sits
>she doesn't recognise his clothes
>SHE DOESN'T RECOGNISE HIS BODY

How many Mr Olympias was she fucking at the time?

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Lori Loughlin in The Night Before from 1988, early Keanu Reeves

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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The Last Seduction used to come on all the time, it had really good scenes of fake fucking, she would stop her hips while doing reverse cowgirl and act like she was slowly sliding down on the dick, I learned how to wank it to this movie

Literally paused my digital VHS player and frame by framed it. Too bad no with higher res she's obviously wearing a skinsuit

>nostalgia chick saw this copypasta and got so butthurt she made an entire video just to defend curtis

True Lies came out in 1994, how old were you fapping at op?

totally agree
most unsexy scene in moviedom

but now this is sexy

>Recorded home media does not exist

I usually jacked off to Wild On E!, WWF divas, and Barbed Wire when USA would air it -- mainly the intro credit scene.

>I usually jacked off to Wild On E!, WWF divas, and Barbed Wire when USA would air it -- mainly the intro credit scene.

that feels bro

I still fap to that scene

Disney knew exactly what they were doing.

>I have beaten my meat to some heinous shit in my day
Like what?

All women masturbated to this scene

For me? It's your mom