Why are the creature designs for Nu-Wars so shitty and strangely...lewd?

Why are the creature designs for Nu-Wars so shitty and strangely...lewd?

IT WAS THE RUSSIANS, CONFIRMED!!!

the pig is cool

I think the pig thing from the bottom right is great, in all honesty. The others are disgusting or stupid though.

"'You have to understand Make Up artists, they never get any pussy, so they are always creating it!'--Guillermo Del Toro" --Harry Knowles

What did he mean by this?

>tentacles and titties

hmmmm...

So Giger never got any dick?

that creature near pig one is disgusting

The langolier with tentacles is kinda bad, but they had simpler monsters in the past. The dianoga for instance.

To appeal to manchildren that like xxxenos

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I'd fuck that thing desu. Think it's the soothing voice, lithe build, and graceful demeanor that does it for me.

and eyes. they are beautiful. not another empty black eyes usually aliens got

I'm not disappointed by the animal-type creatures.
I'm more disappointed that we're not seeing any of the humanoid aliens that were introduced in the prequels.

This species is fucking everywhere in these new movies.

Where are the Twi'leks, rodians, hammerheads, etc.? The Casino planet would have been a perfect place to see a Hutt or two along with some Twi'lek dancers. How did they not fucking thing of this? It would even match the whole anti-capitalism theme they were obviously going for.

I love the pig, and cock milk sloth is nice too. I don't even remember what the one on the top right is but the only one I really hate is the ridiculously silly tentacle ball monster. That looks like a really out of place cartoon monster.

Well at least they are making new species, even if they look terrible. But I agree with you about that particular scene.

Owned by 20th cent fox? Twi leks were squated.

Remember the giant butthole in the desert?

Giger was married to this

Giger was notoriously scared of women

Ayyy lmao

Sauce?

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so he was a Sup Forums fag?

I've been Googling but I can't find it unfortunately. It was something about him being captivated by female beauty but also utterly afraid of women themselves. It's why so many of his works are erotic monsters. Or maybe I'm talking out my arse.

>seemingly thousands of advanced intelligent alien races in the star wars galaxy
>literally the odds of discovering alien life in the milky way galaxy is a billion to one

He was probably in love with the idea of women but was scared of their cunning and manipulative ´´nature´´

It could just mean humans are really bad at math

They're uncreative.
They only know how to do an amorphous blob, some vaguely earthlike chimaera, or alien with a droopy face.
Granted, they did have a few like that before, but they usually had details on them that made them look different. Not 100 variations of this shit

billion to one chances crops out 9 out of 10 times

The Porg is obviously designed to be a sex toy.

Only needs to happen once in billions of years, user

How can you say literally when those odds don't even make sense? Our galaxy is huge obviously there's life elsewhere within our galaxy. If you were to say a billion to 1 odds to find life in our solar system then yeah that makes more sense because our solar system is pretty much empty.

of course

>what is a mynock

Fuck I didn't realize this. Explains the ZERO familiar races in tfa or rogue one. They barely got away with admiral raddis cause he didn't look the same as ackbar.

So Disney initially just acquired the characters, not the races?

They're still in Rebels, m8.
Their lack of presence in the movie is a hybrid of Disney wanting to shill their own creations, being too lazy for makeup/CGI required, and because the Tumblr group would think them offensive.