Tfw no gf to drink wine and watch Eyes Wide Shut with on Christmas Eve

>tfw no gf to drink wine and watch Eyes Wide Shut with on Christmas Eve

>tfw no gf to fuck on christmas morning while litening to groundhog day in the background

Ikyf bro.

did it last year,
then proceeded to enlighten the gf about the masonic and mythological references made in EWS.

suffices to say >tfw no gf

Celebrating 15 years with depression with you guys.

Next year I'll go back to therapy.... maybe,

Why doesn't Sup Forums complain about the freemasons?

Faggot

>tfw my crush texted me saying she's coming at my new year eve party but she bringing with her the guy she's after but who don't want her
My body is ready for the cucking

>tfw autism
>tfw soon as parents die you know full well you won't survive

>my new year eve party
Fucking normalfag, begone.

You have to be over 18 to post here

I have a girlfriend but I don't really like her because I'm still in love with the ex girlfriend who left me to go be with some 45 year old who makes twice what I do.

>new year eve party
6 people and I'm doing it because I'm leaving the country for good in january

reread that post
I'm not saying I'm 15, I'm saying I've been depressed for 15 years

Why are you leaving your country?

why would you want your room to stink like fish?

Because a large portion of Sup Forums are in on it.

flying to Europe to become a professional bull prepper

for work (to Norway) but I'm in fucking love with the qt blonde. I'm in depression since I kissed/fucked her last spring. And at the last party she was all over me with smiles and body contacts every 5 minutes.

They're the jews

Fuckers.

>He will see the next year.
1.1. 0:00 and I'm out. I'll miss you bros.

>tfw no gf to have to buy presents for, have to go to church with, have to visit her family instead of mine, etc.

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