Who's ready for a live action Pinocchio from the director of the last two James Bond films?
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Pinocchio Thread
Samuel Allen
Angel Jones
Does anyone want a live action movie about a puppet? Not me
Zachary Adams
who's that cutie on the right?
Liam Moore
Didn't we have a live action Pinocchio movie already?
Thomas Morales
Yes. Through the 90s and into the 2000s there were at least two live action Pinnochios (one of which starred the fucking director who had to be pushing 50 at the time, the other Jonathan Taylor Thomas) and that stupid CGI movie.
Nobody cared about either. Other than anyone who was justifiably alarmed by seeing someone just shy of senior citizenship run around in a clown puppet costume with a donkey tail and a long nose.
Josiah Reyes
I HATE LIVE ACTION
Owen Baker
haha, i hope the transformation scene stays in. that was messed up and funny there should be more scenes where boys get turned into animals against their will. it is funny haha
Hudson Nguyen
>from the director of the last two James Bond films
The director is the most irrelevant staff member of a Disney production. The movie could be directed by a literal puppet and it'd be exactly the same.
James Watson
>Implying there's something wrong with an older man playing a kid
Jaxson Murphy
It wasn't really funny as lampwick dies in the book from overwork and the farmer just laughs it off.
tf is a trash fetish, m8