Would you?

Would you?

Would I what?

Care for a free lolipop?

Would I!

yeah

are those hub caps, manhole covers, or film reels?

Would you?

Yes.

Don't know why I asked, the answer is yes, regardless. Love me some chesty gals

>there are people who actually jack off to Simpsons characters

That's the only cartoon I dont get how people get off to it

Confused.com's adverts had the mamiest titties in the world.

Would I!

F L I C C

Would you?

no.

no, i wouldn't.

(gets up and walks out of the room)

Yes because THICC

Would I?

Only if I can do it raw and she doesn't know my real name or home address.

[teleprots behind u]
not so fast

Once. Someone said they'd draw porn but they never delivered.

Would I what?

no

Would you?

...

My gf is kinda like that. So yes.

>tfw jacked off to bart and lisa fanfiction back in the totse days
where the fuck did time go?

i read it in cr1tikal's voice

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>show has unfappable art style
>all fan art is on-model
i will never understand

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>My gf is kinda like that.

A drawing?

...

10'10oughta10

Why would you date a slutty parody of Missy Elliot?

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Who is this Thicc Chick?

What about Family Guy? That looks even worse.