What was his problem?

What was his problem?

he was addicted to brown bricks

He had a robotic phallus

James is lucky Mike has a big cock, otherwise his wife would never agree to fuck such a cringy guy.

He's always on duty

They forgot to put his brain back in after the surgery.

MINEY

CRAFTA

You can shut up now

He copyright flagged videos on youtube for 5 years and people decided it was memeworthy, ultimately creating a bigger ruckus than what the original video caused.

b r o w n e r

After the accident which destroyed most of his body, his mind was never the same. After being rebuilt, he even began to yearn for the pain that he once felt as his legs and arms were mangled; as his intestines were spilt out before him. But in the end, he could only go through the motions of his old life. He could only pretend that hunting miscreants like the ones who destroyed his body would give his life meaning. In truth, he was hollow; from his go-go-Gadget head to his go-go-Gadget feet.

If someone goes to a Con and Mike is going PLEASE someone ask if if still likes making brown bricks.

I told you to shut up but you didn't listen

This SM64 stream is maximum comfy.

If this isn't the stealth thread then ignore this

He had the most fun you could possibly have while playing an app.

He was a nerd who clearly never had sex.

What's his endgame?

He liked free iPads.

...

This.

Thankfully, he's got a cute niece who keeps him safe.

Disassociation.

He stopped having the feeling his was piloting his own body (and unlike most with that sensation it wasn't entirely existential) and so stopped giving a shit. His upper brain functions took a big hit as his lower brain functions settled on a combination of him being invincible and safe and also dead. He fights through the utter depression for the sake of his niece, but he's not really winning.

She has put her brain towards giving him victories because she doesn't know what else she can do and at least the sense of accomplishment gives him something. She will need years of therapy and she's going to fuck at least two dogs.