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I did a report on the female form in an art history class. The ancient stone age tribes knew what the fuck was up. Wide child bearing hips, and enough to survive a long winter.

>be me
>Vandal show me new cave painting
>berrypicker as fuck
>me face.rockpeg
>leave and go tell bone shaman me have bone for her to ceremony

Why do vandall no age

UNGA BUNGA LCS

F E R T I L E

>be me
>friend show me new cave painting
>Ugga Everything
>all sex hole are rock
>rocks come from sky
>what fuck.cavepainting
>rock sex hole mate with other rock sex hole
>what fuck me look at?
>Ugga big fucking berrypicker
>face wet when bad thing happen

Why tribes like this cave painting? Why Ugga no just be hunter provider? Just face wet and sound-make all painting.

BC > Marble

Than you know the theory that its a stoneage selfy.
The body proportions fits the body observations of oneself.

Just because this looks like the average female Sup Forums poster, it doesn't make this Sup Forums.

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>When Grugg have anger so bad he make pictogram of argument so in depth he forget to groom and eat because he just THAT mad

Grugg be sad man

Don't worry about it Anonga, Vandal good friend to tribe, bring us many strong sticks to stab with

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Munga, why you not use time for hunting instead of spread lies?

Collectible woman-of-cats! Give you two pebbles and Dodo bone for.

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Me like.

Blog?

BIG

>carve only side of head
need more groomis

Have any seen DragMan new cave painting? He put too many bone through nose and tiny female, as always

>Dragman

inb4 someone post cave painting of Winnerslow

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>Grogfield in charge of anatomy

>tfw favourite best cave painting hero get painted brown instead tan

TRAGG SICK OF AGENDA IN TRAGG'S CAVE PAINTING! TRAGG SMASH LEFT-LEANING CAVEMEN!

Ok. Look down. Straight down at your fucking chest. Did you magically gain 90 lbs? No, probably not. Now bend to look at your own ass. I know you can do it user, do it. Did you suddenly expand at the hips? I'm not saying fatasses have never existed. But you can figure out your proportions pretty easily. Hell if you somehow can't just look at another human or two. To say ALL of these large fertility statues are self images is moronic.

Snog no argue with plebble

Unga, you-munga talk funny.

All grugg who go to CaveArts draw same. Bear small ears.

Current theory is that those are actually tribal elders. You're whacking off to a 50 year old.

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oong boonga this blue board mungo-head, me at work what if man with biggest club see this

Shaman X say One-Eye lead now

>fat statue from 30'000 years ago probably related to harvests
>therefore modern humans should be attracted hamplanets!
By the same logic, Egyptians were furries which makes it OK to fuck Pikachu

how is that wrong

Try doing it while pregnant.

>being furry
ugga

fellow hunters I just become promoted

AWAKEN ME UNGA

>be me
>"Oonganon let us watch rock paint about Ogg the Great from the Bull Horn Tribe"
>not much into clubshit but give it a try
>Ogg's skin painted red
>when two moons ago everyone went apeshit when Chieftain Boonga of the Brown Feet's skin was painted white
How be this allowed?

Me want to hunt bird (dinosaur).

berrypicker

feather better than slime scale

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You mean man lie when marking on cave?

Why would man lie on cave markings?

This am blue cave.

Me rockmember old Cavetoon Netrock.

me think new netrock go in better direction

>no have slopped forehead
>knuckles no drag on ground
What ugly kind of human you be?

I bet in 2000 years people still worship glorious frog god

He give me double etchings on my tablet when I asked if a woman of shapely appearance bear my children

>t. Cro-magnon
The Neanderthal worship the big ball in sky. I know it real because me see every day. Prove me your "frog god" exist

>me wait

Me show

Check these mark on rock they are same

>3000 a.C.
>not praising cat goddess
Explain

The ancient Iberians made best waifus.

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There was strange man with big nose asking for trade, i only have shinny rock and he has bird we hungry so we accept.

They have cave with shiny rock by my sex tree

They always am cold hands and rub them together

Sex tree is my wife and she is pure

>big ball in sky

Small ball when dark be real master, big ball go away when small ball want to show up and then only come back later when it go sleep, make animal not see you when do hunt. Worship right one big ball lover!

>He stick bundler

Me see what did there.

You say that like it's false.

>still being a cavefag
>still just hunting and gathering
>STILL only shitposting with literal shit in a cave and not on superior walls

Truly, you are all plebeians. I would wager you barbarians couldn't make bread.

THAT NOT REAL FERTILE

Imagine how much of berrypicker you have to be to make this cavedrawing

>year 8125 of the Sun
>not watching Beavitzliputzli and Buttlalok

Where the fuck am I?

THUGG

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I like but like Chief of the mound better.
Me land.

What does the dark tribes have to do with...oh nevermind.

cow skin hut two stones down

Marble >>> B.C.

B.C. no have fire dances like Marble. B.C. fans just jealous of Marble best.

>worship big ball sister that never catch him
Crugg detected

>never catch him
You shelter under rock? Not hear stories of day darkness? Sister ball almost killed big ball, but was berrypicker so ran away. I never forget that day, me thought days of good hunting were ending without big ball.

Marble CONSTANTLY paint Neanderthal in hunts Neanderthal couldn't possibly be in.

>still cave painting
Animal hide paints is where it be.

Hide paintings just for show, no take skill to make. Cave painting last all time

me see young ones back from long spring hunt already. me no need see tribe war posts all day. gb2/firedance/.

Me like cave painting of fatboy amd his rock wives

Didn't R. Crumb write a whole comic that was basically this entire thread

Underrated

that painting dumb, fatboy cry too much and dress like woman, me no like

Me like rub me front tail and look at small horse

It no gay if Trugg like female with front tail, right?

THAT NO GOOD! YOU SAME GROUP AS NEANDERTHAL WHO WATCH HAPPY DINOSAUR THAT NO EAT YOUNGLINGS!

Go back to small horse cave where they paint small horse on wall all day in berrypicker colors, make Bunga sick

Horse not color of sky, horse color of dirt

You am berrypicker if you like front tail end of story

Good thing horse is stinct in new land or me be atlatled.

carry meat and find sabertooth cave

I like when fatboy dress like girl, he cute. Me want to bone either fat purple girl or small triangle woman

quiet blue stick woman best

Little gray man with big head keep laughing at me. Club and rock not work. Keeps laughing.

Me hate frog. Frog say dumbest things

That racoon dumbdumb,he ams tricky spirit.

NOS DUO CARUS AMICORUM AETERNUM, HIE ERANT. VIS NOSSE NOMINIS, GAIUS ET AULUS.

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>me am at corner of street am living
>neighbor are making baby outside cave
>me am happy to watch
>make use of my handwife
>woman who is sex show face
>it my wife
>my face are sad when finding this
>my wife are sad face when finding too?????
>my bread snakes fall from cloth pouch onto floor

My face are still sad and wife is gone and shiny rocks not where I put them

What i should became?????????

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both am dummies, strong rock woman best, she likely hunt good and will have good babies

Kill neighbor and take daughter as new wife

>he prefers 2D "thicc" over 4D lolis
I'm guessing OPunga was dropped on his head, why else would he be such a dumb dumb