Why does Sup Forums hate Bendisspeak?

Why does Sup Forums hate Bendisspeak?

I liked Ultimate Spider-Man...

Bendisspeak?

Bendisspeak? Hated?

Sup Forums hates Bendisspeak?

Bendisspeak? By Bendis? The Bendis?

Bendis.

Sup Forums? Like, the forum on the hacker website? That Sup Forums?

Like Claremont's incessant use of boldface and verbal diarrhea, after a while all you can see is the Bendis Speak.

That Sup Forums.

the fuck is bendisspeak

The very same Sup Forums that gets upset over comics and cartoons and super hero movies?

This, it's like the opposite of Claremont in that sense. Yes, people in real life DO talk like Bendis-speak sometimes. Not all the time, surely, but pay attention and you'll notice you and your friends rephrase something already said as a question, or whatever.

But it's not at all required in literature and it's annoying as fuck when overused like Bendis always does.

Constantly repeating shit instead of moving the conversation along in an attempt to ape Seinfeld or Sorkin

"the fuck is bendisspeak"? You mean to say you don't know bendisspeak? The style of dialogue routinely utilised by Brian Michael Bendis (ie Bendisspeak) is unknown to you?

None other.

Bendisspeak?

What kind of speak? Bendisspeak? Made infamous by the awesome, sexy, and totally-not-me Brian Michael Bendis?

I think he's saying he doesn't know what Bendisspeak is.

>Checks Skrull detector

Constantly repeating shit?

Yes, like, repeating yourself