Get creative and come up with your own Injustice-styled dialogue exchanges using whoever you want, DC or otherwise

Get creative and come up with your own Injustice-styled dialogue exchanges using whoever you want, DC or otherwise.

>Scarecrow: Ah, a new patient.
>Spider-Man: No way my insurance is gonna pay for you.
>Scarecrow: Not to worry, I'm pro bono.

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GA: Ah, if it isn't Ironman


Spiderman: I'm the friendly neighbourhood Spiderman!


General Audience: Oh, couldn't tell from all those shit posters and trailers covered in ironman lmao

Ironman: I knew it'd come to this sooner or later, remember what i told you?

Spiderman: Uh, uncle ben died heroically in 9/11?

Ironman: Not that, with powers like yours, you have to be responsible, greatly

Iron Man: Nice Costume you got there pal, your mom make that for you?
Flash: Flash Fact, my mom is dead :(

>Deathstroke: Nuthin personnel kid

Batman: You're going back to Arkham Joker.
Joker: Save...Martha!

Batman: I'm a big stupid idiot.
Professor X: Yes you are.
Batman: Get out of my head, Charles!

Godzilla: SKROOOONNNKKKK!

Galactus: You got lucky that time.

Dr Mr Strange: *Quips fedora* Dude magic science adele lmao

Jobert Dnr Rowney: atheism xD

Both: FACIAL HAIR BROS

Fucking kek.

Bane: this is going to be extremely painful
CIA: you're a big guy!
Bane: for you

Deadpool: Give me my Katana back


X: imma giv it to ya

Red Skull: You not so different you and I. You would make a fine Nazi.
Joker: I might be a criminal, but I'm an AMERICAN criminal

Black manta: Hows the wife and kids?
Superman: Im going to do what aquaman shouldve done long ago
Black manta: you mean die?

War machine: If i put it in will you die?

Captain marvel: it'd be extremely painful

War machine: You're a big girl

Captain marvel: For you

>Joker
Nice to see you again
>Professor X
You must have me mistaken
>Joker
Not like it matters

Deadpool: I thought you died!
Joker: I thought you were owned by a mouse?
Deadpool: Touché

Here's another one

>Joker
Sorry about the legs
>Professor X
You did not cause it
>Joker
Let's give them some friends, your arms will do

Iceman: You can be my wingman any time.

Jean Grey: Come on...

Iceman: You may not like who's flying with you, but whose side are you on?"

Jean Grey: Tom... you're gay.

Wolverine: Playtime's over, bub!
Batgirl: uuhhh it'd Babs, actually.

Joker: Aren't you dead?
Winter Soldier: I got better.

Booster gold: Finally, a challenge, stupid animal you've got there

Atrocitus: Imbecile, Dex Starr isn't stupid, you will pay for your....

Booster gold: I was talking to the cat

Superboy Prime: YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!!
Deadpool: Normally people get to know me before they say that.

...

>all these people unable to follow the formula

Dr Sivana: So you killed the Big Red Cheese?
Superman: Why do you care?
Dr. Sivana: You stole my birth right!!

Captain America: You'll have to come in, sun.
Spiderman: A frisbee.. The fuck? I'm a spider, not a dog.

Naruto: Are you Orochimaru
Agent Mulder: Orochi what?

and these people claim they can write better than the hollywood directors they bitch about

Ivy: Mmm, you look great.
Power Girl: Not interested, sister.
Ivy: By the time I'm done with you you'll be eating out the palm of my hand, among other things.

Doom: Tell me; does Doom rule your future?
Reverse Flash: Pal, you don't even exist in my universe.
Doom: Then you're a fool to desire returning to it.

Disney: Why have the last MCU movies underperformed

Feige: Mr mouse, our formula hasn't been, effective, lately and we ne...

Disney: Fix this and make me a better solution, back to the formula

Top fucking tier

I would fucking give anything to see Mulder and Scully un a fighting game.

I never want to hear about you fuckers claiming you could write a better movie or comic. Ever!

Star lord: What happened to the twin towers? Why are there so many women dressed as disposable garbage bags? Who let these goat fuckers move to America? 51 genders?

Civilian: Wtf cis shit straights should die


Star lord: Thanos do your thang

Light Yagami: All I need is your name to kill you
Groot: I AM GROOT!
Light Yagami: All according to plan.

>sun
>giant burning ball of gas in space
>son
>a person

CIA: If I take that off, will you die?

Bane: It'll be extremely painful

CIA: You're a big guy

Bane: For you.

Madcap: In another life we could have be allies.
Joker: In another life we could have been lovers.
Madcap: I like the cut of your jib.

>Scarecrow: I can feel your fears, Charles.
>Professor X: Really? Let me guess...
>Scarecrow's thoughts: ...Stairs, Charles.

Cannonball: Goku? More like GoPoo!

Goku: Haha, that's a good one.

Deadpool: HEY! You're just a rip off of Deathstroke!
Red Tool: I... Just....
Deadpool: I shall kill you to protect his honor!

I tried

>Thor
-Prepare thyself, mortal!
>Superman (Injustice universe)
-I fought gods before you know
>Thor
-Since you're still at large I presume none of them were asgardians

11/10

Good shit

Become comic authors. You guys can do it.

X-0:
>Another soldier of fortune come for my Armour?
Ninjak:
>A Soldier of the Queen here for your head.
X-0:
> Come and take it then.

fucking perfect

GA: your whole identity is a rip off of Barry
Reverse flash: you know thanks to time travel technically I came first
GA: yeah I bet you say that to all the girls

...

I don't get the first one but they both sound good; read it in their voices.

Red hood: You killed dick
Damian: It was a mistake
Red hood: Just like you

cant wait for their banter in game

Khamala: Allah Akbar!
Deadpool: Oh god not the face!
Khamala: [explosion sound]

Flash: How about a race like old times?
Superman: A death race.
Flash: What happened to you, Clark...

Batman: Why did things end up like this?
Wonder Woman: The Joker took everything from Clark.
Batman: No, what's your excuse?

Hal: You were never League material, kid.
Cyborg: That's rich coming from you, 'Parallax'.
Hal: Ooh you're gonna get it now.

Blue Beetle: Does your magic, alien thing talk too?
Green Lantern: It can do more than talk, kid.
Blue Beetle: Let's see it then, gramps.

Swamp Thing: Your abilities nourish me.
Aquaman: How about you chew on my trident?
Swamp Thing: The seas will miss you.

Joker: Oooh what a pretty bird
Black Canary: Ugh do not call me that!
Joker: I've killed birds before, yknow

Harley: Red is totally your color honey.
Atrocitus: Embrace your rage, and it could be yours.
Harley: I'm only mad in love!

Cyborg: You can't get in my head.
Grodd: Then I shall tear it open and rip out its wires.
Cyborg: Are you gonna fight or talk, Koko?

also

RH: well if it isnt worst robin
Damian: at least I never died
RH: if only we could be so lucky

Harley:We cool now supa-man?
Superman: You nuked a city.
harley: Hey, you would have nuked two if you weren't such a dummy.

Superman: I'm sorry canary, but I'm going to kill you.
Canary:Just like Billy, you bastard?
Superman: I didn't rip out Billy's heart.

Daredevil 1: Wake me up.
Daredevil 2: Wake me up inside.
Daredevil 1: Can't wake up.

Superman 1: Another Superman.
Superman 2: Another Superman to stop you.
Superman 1: Another Superman means another Lois Lane!

Punisher: If you can't stomach being a real vigilante, stay out of the way of those that can.

Batman: You're no vigilante. You're a monster.

Punisher: There's a reason I don't have a rogue's gallery.

Jason: You're gonna pay for betraying Bruce.
Damian: Like you're any better?
Jason: I've never sided with a lunatic.

Also,

Jason: You've got too much blood on your hands.
Kal: Pot, meet kettle.
Jason: I was revived without a soul, what's YOUR excuse?

Snowflame: COCAINE IS MY GOD
Scarecrow: you need to lay off the drugs man

Love it.

Superman1: Please, I must know about my...
Superman2: A beautiful baby girl, we named her Kara.
Superman1: Do whatever it takes to keep her safe.

Joker: Hey, Supes! What did one Kryptonian say to the other?
Superman: Grr...
Joker: He said, "Hey! What's for supper, man?"

Best one.

Harley: nah nah I have a daughter and you dont
Superman RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The first one was a reference to Joker putting Barbara in a wheelchair

Zatanna: "So, how's your family?"

Wanda: "Depends on which ret-con you mean."

Swamp thing: You could be a great ally to the Green

I am Groot

ST: Nice to meet you

Lobo: "You seem to be a hired thug, judging by your pretty face."

Death's Head: "I'm a respectable businessman, yes? And a handsome one at that, hmm?"

Lobo: "I was being sarcastic, bounty hunter!"

Death's Head: "Poor choice of words, yes?"

Deadpool: What did I ever do to you?
Batman: It is my duty to stop all criminals in my path.
Deadpool: Hahaha! You said "path."

Spider-Man: Well, if it isn't the knockoff.

Reverse Flash: I'm better than Flash in every way.

Spider-Man: You couldn't even get his colors right.

Blue Beetle: Wait, really, a boob window!?

Power Girl: You going to complain about it, kid?

Blue Beetle: Who said I was complaining?

batman: I'll have to congratulate dick.
batgirl: I'm 7 weeks pregnant, he's only been back for 3.
batman: MY dick.

I imagine Death's Head would not enjoy Lobo's lack of Professional Ethic.

Reminds me of Jaime's clash banter with Ivy. Guy can't keep it down.

Literally the best post in this entire thread. Fucking perfection.

Deadpool: "Meeting you has TRANSFORMED my day!" (winks at camera)

Death's Head: "You're already giving me a headache, yes?"

Deadpool: "Have you considered seeing a doctor?"

Death's Head: "Who?"

Swamp Thing: "What are you doing in my swamp?"
Shrek: "What're YEH doin' in MY swamp?!"
Swamp Thing: "Stop copying me."

Deadpool:So you have super hearing, super vision, and super breath...Anything else I, uh, should know about?
SuperGirl:BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Deadpool:Sweet jesus.

Shuma Gorath: "Who dares challenge me?!"

Deadpool: "You're my favourite hentai porn star! Please...be gentle with my orifices."

KILL ALL FARTFAGS

FRANK CASTLE: Better hope that body armor can stop more than bullets.

BATMAN: You're nothing but a killer.

FRANK CASTLE: Just cleaning up after your mess.

>new Marvel vs DC game

Nightwing: Miss me, Damian?
Robin: ...I thought you were dead.
Nightwing: You would know, wouldn't you?

Superman: Wanna hear a joke?
Harley Quinn: Oh gee this oughtta be somethin'
Superman: Harley Quinn versus Superman

Although that ones actually in the game

Raiden: I WILL NOT DO THE THING

Joker: Come on, lightning man, please? Just once?

Raiden: Sigh...AYUBUMBALAYYYYYYY

youtube.com/watch?v=AbwumLNRr5c

DARKSEID: Your hammer will not save you from my wrath.

THOR: Are you prepared to face a god?

DARKSEID: Are you?

Granny Goodness DLC when?

Granny Goodness: You'll make a fine addition to the Furies.
Wonder Woman: I'll die before I serve you.
Granny Goodness: If that's what you wish...

I am now imagining Granny Goodness domming all the chicks into being Darkseid's bitches.

Deadpool: "Dormammu, I've come to bargain!"

Dormammu: "I'll never hear the end of this..."

Mulder: Aliens abducted my sister.
Boruto: They took my dad, too! Let's go kick their butts!

>some quick fun dialog
>somehow so bad you bash whatever writing they have ever done

Jesus man relax

Scarecrow: The God of Thunder.

Raiden: The conquer of fear.

Scarecrow: Finally Someone gets it.

Why does this picture fill me with rage, kinda like I wanna punch a hole in someone's chest?

Muh dick...

Deathstroke : My look, wolverines healing, is ANY part of you original?

Deadpool: My charm and sense of humor?

Deathstroke: I know a spider who would beg to differ.