*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

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*impure imperialism intensifies*

>pulls sword back leaving herself open
>extends arm towards opponent
2/10 would spend years teaching proper saber form

Seriously this.
Like god damn that's basic common sense.
Why would you leave yourself open and extend your unshielded unarmored arm for someone to easily cut off?

>tfw distracted by her sexy feet and long beautiful legs

And does that means she is going to proceed and shit in front of me? Cause that's just nasty.

Stomp really hard on her knee.

Block THIS

I'm pretty sure I end up experiencing a judo throw before I even have time to react

Reminder she won't wither for him and won't be his knight.

Connie is cute! CUTE!

*fucks your feet*

DESIGNATED

*shoots her*

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Why did they decide to make a little girl a more competent and stronger fighter than the protagonist?

Debatable.

punches her in her jew nose

...

she's indian, stupid

maybe Pearl tranis Connie to fight as Stevonnie?
in that case she would have the shield in her extended hand

*shits on street*

>*high fives*
>while she looks at her hand, confused, I jump on her left knee and snap her leg

pearl is a shit fighter and trainer

*commences BLAMMING for attempted assassination of Imperial Officer*

I would give her the meanest purple nurple, disabling her

>putting a shield with a saber
>shield would inhibit most traditional saber forms
>extending a shield that far
>extending leg past shield
Pearl is pretty shit at everything it seems

with poo

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Because the show is written from a female perspective; she's the one who starts out being lame but inwardly noble (just like you), whereas Steven is fundamentally confident as a person and doesn't need it. He's insecure about magic stuff, rather than using magic stuff to escape normal insecurities.

Basically, Steven is Connie's love interest, he's just complicated enough as a character that the show is about him instead.

I haven't expected anything better from a nigger-like person

SHITTING

This is probably my favorite chapter of the series. Wish he took out the shield at least, instead of just denting it.

Begone thot!

>Pearl is shit at everything
But we knew that already.

HISSSSSSS
DELET THIS

literally thought the same thing

More competent and stronger how? In sword fighting?

Steven is really strong and a good fighter. But they're both at their strongest when they're together.

is Connie gonna be okay?

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>steven finds lewds of rose in greg's garage
>develops mommy fetish
>his mom literally has to watch the aftermath

>pushes her the fuck aside like the complete jobber she is
seriously, shes like 11, has no gem powers, and is probably too pussy to actually use that sword on another person anyways.

agreed

*poo's in the loo*

Daily reminder that Indian girls don't use deodorant and smell just as bad as the males.

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I'm Simon...The Great Gurren Brigade's Leader, Simon the Digger! If you become a wall blocking my way...I'll drill a hole in you and blow you apart anytime! That is...my drill!

Like she's a little girl, just kick her out of the way lel.

i keep getting /asp/ flashbacks with all the poo comments

might as well make it official

funny and creative

Does anyone have the comic of the gems saying they'll answer any questions, steven saying he doesn't really have any, and then they basically say all the problems with all the unanswered shit the show has thrown at us?

Nobody in the show and nobody who works on the show knows how to fight.

I know what you're talking about, but unfortunately I don't have it either

waiting for the show to reference grappler baki

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found it, after trawling through 44 pages of a friend's Tumblr page to find it(he didn't make it, he just reblogged it, allowing me to find the artist);

mellowfilmmaker.tumblr.com/post/159957318089/mellow-frames-just-a-few-questions

>tell her I am a talent scout for Roger Corman.

If that doesn't put the fear of God into anyone, especially women, then I don't know what will.

if the situations were reversed, would people call the gunman a coward?

hero = pragmatic
villain = cheating

"Pearl" Connie is Best Connie

woops wrong one, meant to post this one

Sure, but only because that audience would have become attached to the swordsman by that point, and killing off your hero in that sort of way in anticlimactic as fuck.

Well, if it isn't the Connie-human! I see you've gotten marginally taller since you moved away. Let me fix that.

And yet you won't even kiss her. What are you Steven? A fag?

This is a joke. Steven is hideously overpowered.

She's got a SWORD!

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*fires a warning shot*

You idiot! We all got swords!

Pfft.

Jewish people came from Indians though.

bump

With the increasingly chibified art style, you will never see them like this again.

That badly off model shit isn't chibi. Don't insult it like that.

*poops on your path*

*sucks your toes*

Killer Queen already touched that sword

>Appears behind you
Innocent! You should not be playing with swords, I'll take this sword, destroy it, and you can run along and maintain your innocence.

The second battle was kinda bullshit, though.

YOU DARE TO REFUSE MY BATCHALL?!!

Delicious curry pits!

Why she's using Soresu?

Post characters that could beat Connie in a fight.

I'll start.

Grimm could do it in a heartbeat... I however would never harm an innocent child.

Bump

I feel obligated to post this.

Pearl is a terrible trainer.

Kek

>I trained her wrong, as a joke

Pearl trained Connie as glass cannon becuase she has no concept of permanent injury short of being shattered. For pearl, there are only two kinds of attacks; misses or killing blows.

Pearl is very deeply flawed, and has no business being around children.

>Post characters that could beat up a child in a fight

It looks like she's pushing someone away after a parry. That's probably from where some asshat got the pose before everyone started plastering it everywhere as an opening stance.

SHOW

Is that verbatim from the english dub?

Because that sounds awful.

Yoto needs to do more SU art

*shits in your street*

Yoto needs to draw Connie more

bump

*hurt her feelings*


I win