Bait statement about Steven Universe

>Bait statement about Steven Universe

>First post trying to begin a civil discussion

>Declaration that other character from other fictional universe is stronger than character from Steven Universe, thus proving the latter's inferiority

hiatus is so fun

>Complaint about Titular character's unsuitability to his role as main character.

>Smug comment about Connie being stronger than Steven, proving that the poster either hasn't watched the show or at the very least missed the entire point of it

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>Post that has nothing to do with the topic mentioning something about jews/non-whites/muslims/gays/transsexuals/etc.

>incitement to OP to end his life

>Obvious bait regarding controversial character or crackship

>Sexualization of obviously underage (even if in appearance only) character

>Bait statement
>"Steven Universe sucks!"
Alt.
>"Steven Universe is great!"

>Shallow and lazy agreement just to be part of the conversation.

>Complaint that Steven is feminine and a pacifist and thus is going to ruin American youth.

>Because we never really left the Sixties.

>slips of extreme familiarity and constant consumption of the show and fandom media relating to it despite loud and violent protests of hating faggots and women and thinking surcose is a lizard jew menace out to rape the cock of off little boys (instead of mine please notice me senpai)
>*jerks off furiously to Peridot in a Nazi uniform and vomits while crying for the 6th time that day*

>Tumblr: the post

if this isn't bait then you're really the odd one out here in Sup Forums land.

>post taking the bait and exclaiming angrily that the show is actually pretty great/terrible for a varying number of arbitrary reasons

>>*jerks off furiously to Peridot in a Nazi uniform and vomits while crying for the 6th time that day*

>Violent hatred towards or enthusiastic approval of previous statement

>disconnected political complaint

>shocked comment from user who truly believes that fiction is reality

>Obvious joke referencing a character in the show cursed with the power of perpetual hindsight

>uncaring third party who thinks everyone has taken this to life-threatening levels of serious passes by to ask for more porn of the autistic shortstack sorbet gem

>Rebuttal with lyrics from Queen to deflect argument

>user passing by just to post vaguely a vaguely kinky picture

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>violent insistence that if Freddy Mercury had made Steven Universe we wouldn't be in this mess in the FIRST place
>fist-smashing-palm demand that Mercury's corpse be allowed to write with a 90,000,000-signed petition

>No written comment but attached picture suggests tacit approval

>shit post alluding to sexual activity with a Gem that actually expresses the desire to do something intimate but not explicitly sexual under a spoiler

>Discussion successfully diverted, subtly shifting to pointless shitposting

>Badly spelled and overly vitriolic refutation of minor point

>Shitting up the place with propaganda and implying you need to be at least this redpilled to stay on Sup Forums
Oh, but I am. I only come here once in a while because this is the only decent place to shitpost cartoons.
You know, without the Sup Forumsfags needing to costantly remind everyone that idiots on Tumblr are the public enemy number one.

>expression of growing exhaustion with the entire ordeal and a wish that threads could only exist when the episode airs and for one day after, and no other time
>displays of public drunk and drugposting in a hopeless attempt to dredge up some intellectual stimulation from a barren internet as humanity spirals further into nihilism and self-loathing
>shitpost about how Lapis probably walks around neighborhoods at night to fuck with people's garden hoses

>arguementative justification for the titular character's behaviors being uncharacteristic of a little boy based purely on personal morality ad hominem attacks thrown in.

>>shitpost about how Lapis probably walks around neighborhoods at night to fuck

>Part of original statement taken out of context for humorous/sexual shitpost

>futile notice of a tripsget as if that has mattered or been a thing for 10 years here
>tangent about Freddy lasts for 3 posts before dying
>segues into argument about male gems again in a show that clearly doesn't give a fuck and wants waifus without end

>Unrelated Loud House post trying to derail the thread

>Pointless reply calling attention to a sequence of identical digits at the end of your post number.

>Saying that fusion is always a sex metaphor when it's clearly not

>argument that Jasper did nothing everything something wrong and right and will be poofed into redemption before shattering into evil before reforming into a fusion redeemed by shattering and then he's Pink Diamond who is Rose who is Rose Black who is Zamasu

>Excited, but pointless, acknowledgement of trips

>Poor soul taking the bait and genuinely explaining that ratings aren't the aspect with which to compare shows

>annoying shitpost remarking the hilarious nature of a metaironic-themed thread by quoting every other post in it

>Obscure but canon bit of lore that completely undoes this theory

>Post taking the bait within a bait thread calling loud house poster a pedophile and proclaiming that he should go back to /lhg/

>Statement that Rebecca Sugar is an SJW from tumblr even though she used to be a drawfag on Sup Forums itself.

>post to image to show how show is deep and actually anti female with long statements referencing how the gems are fuck ups and how greg is the only functioning adult in the show

>this is followed by an extreme emphasis on how deep the show is with reference to X scene rated G by 1950s standards.

>insinuation that a crossover would have Steven and Connie teaching Lincoln how to fuse with all of his sisters at the same time

>Intentionally putting your political opinion in a meta thread

>Questioning the morality of pedophilia with somewhat worrying remarks about real life, while including picture that forces the reader to wonder what level of irony poster is on

>constant slapping down of EE&E porn as proof of moral inequity as if 98% of us hypocrites don't jerk off madly to loli guro death rape burger threads

>Late response to OP

>Paragraph of disgust, possibly ironic

>expressed genuine calm with theory having been proven wrong and intrigue for what might be the actual truth with what has been revealed
>2 replies
>82 charts that took 9 months to make and hundreds of hours of research and theorycrafting (because we can't say 'theorizing' anymore like we're fucking small batch organically grown farmer sourcing these shitposts and ideas) loudly screaming you're all faggots and Rose is TOTALLY Pink Zamasu
>1,454 replies (click to show thread)

>Attempt to initiate discussion by remarking a previously discussed inconsistency noted in the latest episode

>>Yet another pointless reply calling attention to yet another sequence of identical digits at the end of yet another post number.

>someone talking about steven's crying too much again

>Inappropriate Samurai Jack ending recall

>Comparing a cartoon's morals about friendship to politics
really nigga?

Wait so if SU is on hiatus why are you still allowed to have generals? Fuck the mods we should bring back all the other threads

>free open admittance that I enjoy the show for what it is and also consume absolutely monstrous kinds of porn relating to it with zero cognitive dissonance or care affecting either

>post asking to include his/herself into inevitable screenshot

>attempt to stem discussion by declaring the show's writers to be untalented hacks.

>Someone asks for Lapiven art and green texts.

>post attempting to turn this into /sug/lite by exclaiming with an air of uncontrolled confidence that Jasper, is in fact, best gem

>opinion that they do it more often on purpose just to rankle people
>admission that this is funny to me

>the gempire would totally lose to this empire from warhammer 40k

I was taking about how the poster had to make a remark about the sixties and their morals at the bottom.

>Weekly Misha shitpost