Lines that were delivered perfectly

>"That's disgusting! We just want the hat back."

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>My first girlfriend turned into the moon.
..
>That's rough man.

>whats in that box anyhow?

>my wallets

>my mom's ancient and grappling with the onset of menopause.
>GO TO YOUR ROOM

>But Dad you're easily persuaded

>Yes I am easily persuaded

Hello, Zuko here!

>"I give you the ultimate in military hardware. Complete with laser cannon, indestructable titanium exoskeleton, and motion activated plasma pulse rifles."

>"AND YOU'RE GONNA PLUG HIM IN?!"

>Did you just congratulate me for reading?

The delivery in ATHF is fucking stellar as a whole. Half of what makes the lines funny is how they're said.

>You are strong child, but I am beyond strength
Ron Perlman has such a fucking cool voice

>More importantly, can he move?
>Because if I woke up looking like that I'd just run at the first thing I saw and kill it

>GOOD LORD, MAN

>Excuse me, do you have a shrunken head?
>What's that supposed to mean?
>HOLY FREAKSHOW! I mean, nothin.

>Am I the only one who understands the complexity of this ambitious cinematic masterpiece? This movie isn't stupid! YOU'RE stupid!

Don't know why this line is so hilarious to me. I just love Dimaggio's early Bender voice and the way he says "tuesday"

>I'M LAPIS LAZULI, AND YOU CAN'T KEEP ME TRAPPED HERE ANYMORE!

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>your weak and i've outgrown you

That whole speech gave me goosebumps

>Finish fucking her the fuck up!
>Language, please!
>SUCK A COCK

Honestly, my favorite joke of the movie.

>Zim: Gir, you now have enhanced tracking capabilities!
>Gir: Finally...


Gir was a tad sarcastic that episode

>Damn, I gotta get out of this lake!

"Thank god it's on extra low"

Is so fucking underrated.

Everything Mike says in this show is gold, it all sounds so genuine, maybe because hes obviously not a professional voice actor.

I know spongebob has so many but this episode in particular has so many good ones
>OH MY GOSH
>A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Am I a pretty girl?
>uhhhhh.....You're beautiful

>And you're not beautiful either
>I'm not?

Double D reacting to things is a gift from heaven.

>its his hat Mr.Krabs, he was number 1.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STAIRS?

Same with Eddy. Whether it's amusement or anger, I love his reactions.

>Here lies Squidwards hopes and dreams
>What a baby

This always bothered me, Carl hates himself. He'd probably be mad at first, but the minute Carl talked to Fryman, and he tells him he could give him a mega cock, Carl would be on that shit.

A lot of the show had good deliveries. This gets me every time
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I misremembered the shit out of that. I swear Eddy screamed that out.

>Now all we gotta do is-
>WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STAIRS?!
>My parents took them down, because I am grounded.
>That's disturbing.

>Do you think this is FUNNY?
>In a cosmic sort of way, yes.

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Dec.31 2999 is a tuesday. Thats what got me.

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>IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?!!!!!

>yzma:it's dinner time!

only the claw knows.

What the hell is this from

That line... that one fucking line from a cartoon is the single most chilling and pants shitting boast from any antagonist period.
The rest of the speech is unnecessary, and most of it sounds like monologuing, silver-age comic book villain schlock by comparison.

But that line has been my favorite line in any fiction since I first heard it.

>Great! I'll go shoot myself for bringing this up!

>He hasn't spoken to his dad in years, and his mom ran away before he was born.
>How...How could she do that?

>Can mobile homes rampage?

>*shouting for no reason* MUST BE ONE OF THEM NEW ONES!

>*Jimmy screams in the distance*
> Oh dear a shriek of terror
>Dad's home!

Whenever steve is playing tennis in the haunted house episode
>HYAH
>uhhn


>I'M OFF MY MEDS

God I can think of a million lines. Fycking hate netflix removed most of it.

>"I guess I'm takin' the pumpkin car!"
>"At the corner, take a fright!"
>"SHUT UP!!!"

>Invisible spray, only $9.95
>But I can see it.

>Francine, you KNOW I only laugh at Two and a Half Men.
>Charlie Sheen has sex with whores and then has breakfast with a fat child, it's funny just talking about it!

That's a great jorb you did out there, Homestar

>...Tell them how you killed our baby Amanda
>Jordon no!

I was doing work on my dissertation on... what was it again dear?
>ECONOMICS?

>I set the wheels of justice in motion,
>and to the untrained eye they are spinning wildly in a state of disarray,
>yet they are in control...
>my controlled chaos...

>Could you check?
>No.

Damn it. Beat me to it.

>We were at Lake Geneva. I was receiving an reward for my work in... what was it again, dear? ECONOMICS?!

Anyone have that one line from billy and mandy about wanting to raise the music volume?

The delivery was perfect because of how calm he was after she yelled

>Nergal: Heeeey, would you kids like to listen to some music?
>Nergal Jr.: Sure, Dad.
>Nergal: Yeah, I bet you would.

speaking of B&M

>Is this all you guys do?
>No. Sometimes we make 17 decker peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. OOH! You know I wanna do now?!
>Make a 17 decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
>Nah. I'm gonna go drop a deuce.

>Purple....
>FIIIIIIIIILLLLLLTTTTHTHTHHHHHHHHH

I know it's from a later episode, but:

>"Did she just call me 'handsome' ?"
>"Yeah, but she spelled it wrong."

>Well, looks like we got ourselves a double baby!
>*Guitar chord*

>Give us the cuttle...fish...cuttle...ech I can't do this.

Alternatively
>Jettison the lunchroom!

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>"Lis, what happened to your dress?"
>"There is no dress. It's just pins. Help me!"

Yeardley's delivery kills it. That feel of borderline insanity.

>STOP BEING AFRAID OF CLOWNS!

>All of those pins piercing her skin

>I'LL SUH-MASH IT WITH A HAMMA

You abandoned me.

You ABANDONED MY HATRED!!!!

she probably had no panties on under those pins either. probably sold them to some pervert. lyl.

>"Yes, Mandy. Irwin's mom is actually a mummy. Nobody can tell you who to fall in love with, but we've managed to make it work all these years. Leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered"
>"EUuuh, but how did you and Irwin's mom-"
>"-Leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered."

>I love you man
>EW nigga you gay

>Real corn makes it special!

Ohahaha! It's your birthday?!

>Bless you for coming out in public.

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>What was that thing
>I have no idea

"Here, please hit me as hard as you can."
>OW, SQUIDWARD, I BURNED MY HAND! At night.
"Don't hold back."

>"...ultimate power."

I hate Adventure Time but almost all of Lemongrab's lines are great.

AURORA BOREALIS?

>AYE, GIMME A BONE!

>"You used me, FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT!"

>Aw, clowns aren't scary, Billy.
>They're not?
>No, they're just different. And just because someone's different, or thinks different than you, doesn't mean you should be afraid of them. It means you should be angry at them! HOW DARE THEY BE DIFFERENT?! WHAT?! MY WAY OF LIFE AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YA?!

From the Boondocks
>I got somethin' to give ya, it's very near and dear to me player pimp.
>dramatic music
>DEEZ NUTZ NIGGA!
>Hahahahaha! Got you nigga! From beyond the grave, you'll never be able to get me back nigga! Hehahaha! Hehehahaha!

Real talk,I hope I can archive this in death.

>CHOCOLAaAaAaAATE!

>He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
>He did?
>No... but are we gonna wait around until he does?

> Hey there Robert! I'd offer to help you with your bags, but you a coon.
Ruckus' casual racist lines always get me.

Same
>I'm as happy as a nigga with a new gun

Even better was the show being written by white people.

>Ya know what Robert? Fuck you and everybody that lives in yo' household

Grow up? I'm thirty-eight years old!

>.

Why do you keep calling me BILL?

how did that get past censors?

>Hi there young people, nice day today.
>So you like kicking butts do ya? Well we'll show you old man!

>What's a support beam?

"Le Grill?! What the hell is that?!"

"A Trapeze, please. Here's an idea Eddy, next time let's just sit in an oven!"

I love Double D's voice how it gets louder as he begins to say "oven"

"Hiii you guys!"

>"Yes, that it. Keep on eating. Little do you know that you're drawing ever closer to the poisoned donut..."
>"There is a poisoned donut, isn't there, Smithers?"
>"Actually no sir, I talked this over with our lawyers and they consider it murder."
>"Blast their oily hides!"