Which Lantern ring does Chris become a wielder of?

Which Lantern ring does Chris become a wielder of?

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What colour is the Sonichu one?

Yellow?

I think Chris covers nearly every spectrum except love or compassion, since autistics can't feel either.

He's got the super rage his inbred genes give to qualify him as a Red Lantern
He can invoke fear due to how psychopathic he becomes
The fact he hasn't died due to his makeshift vagina wound shows how strong his will power is qualifying him as a Green
His greed and lust for legos and vidya knows no bounds so he probably qualifies as an Orange.
The fact he hasn't dropped his love quest after all these years probably proves he's got enough hope to become a Blue

>Mfw Chris can nearly become a White Lantern

In filthy clothes in broad daylight
I look so gross it's quite a sight
Original characters, don't copyright
Autism speaks and I must write.

>None of them want him to have a Lantern at all
>This is the one thing that unites all the corps to prevent him from getting a lantern

>they have to keep him alive so the Black Lanterns don't give him a ring

>Chris eventually gets every ring, including Black
>All his manifestations are LEGOs
>This also summons Sonichu as a permanent familiar for him as a side effect

Orange is the only real answer.

He has no real willpower. He is the opposite of intimidation. His rage is hilarious but literally drops to zero after moments or a distraction. He's severely depressed and self-aware (if in serious denial) about his lot in life, so there's no hope. He (sadly, actually) has never gotten proper love or understand how to give it in his life. He's too autistic and messed up by family and trolls to give compassion.

But god damn is he relentless in what he wants and still wanting it after a decade in the public eye, and always wanting new and more stuff. And "gross orange" is a fitting color scheme for him.

Dude it probably so fucking hype for the new sonic game. he could seriously make sonichu

>Chris becomes Galactus
>Sonichu is his herald

Link to interview?

she looks better than i would have expected

at least it has survived somehow

>she
user, no.

>she.

He doesn't have one herald, Sonichu is his main one, the Chaotic Combo are his horsemen of the apocalypse. And his first act as World Eater is to make his own "Rainbow Lantern" group where only traps are allowed, and destroy the Blue Lanterns due to their rings reminding him of the incident.

Implying Chris's message about hate and paranoia wouldn't make the perfect Oath for his corps. It's beautiful in a way.

youtube.com/watch?v=n062B5gurp0

"Mmm, father. I found a tasty new planet of boyfriend-free girls for you to munch on!"

"Mm.... g-good job, Sonichu, my herald... Now. Now, they shall feel the tongue of CHRILACTUS! Mmm....lactus.... s-sounds like lactatin', and uh do love that...."

Yellow, i know for a fact he has been used as boogeyman for autists in a "THIS COULD BE YOU" manner.

It being the color of Sonichu is just a bonus.

Someone please draw this.

oh get over it

If Chris ever gets into acting I think he'd be perfect for Larfleeze in the DCEU

It honestly astounds me how CWC is still alive.

Oh god...

Imma member of the Kiwi Farms

I gotta put my art about this subject down!

>tfw you look at ~2007 cwc as "this could [have] be[en] you" in a slightly sad manner, since your greater self awareness has afforded you nothing but stress and while you haven't dug yourself into any holes, you've also avoided many opportunities while cwc has bulldozed his way through and isn't dead yet.
it's an abstract kind of jesus christ.

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>destroy the Blue Lanterns due to their rings reminding him of the incident
What? They remind him of modern Sonic's blue arms?

Definitely not red. Hate is not so good.

Have you ever seen Chris hulk out and go on an autistic rage?

This guy's correct. He's got it down to a science.
Yes please draw this, someone.

>Chris is both Red, Yellow, and Orange
>Essentially takes over all three corps due to the sheer power of his autism
>Goes on to become a number one threat
>His inner depression ends up making it's own corps
>This ends up giving him enough power to conquer Black Lanterns
>He eventually takes over every Lantern corp
>Everyone, no matter the corp, is against him
>His sheer power attracts Mr. Myxlplyx
>Out of sheer pity, he gives Chris his powers
>Chris becomes god
>Curse-ye-ha-me-ha's Manhattan hard enough that he submits to his rule

Bam, DC's 2017 crisis crossover, Crisis on Infinite Chans.

Do not hate. Being paranoid is a bust.
The word "both" refers to two things, not three.

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>Austist.
>Called people nigger, jew, homo.
>Now also transexual.
Is this dude Sup Forums incarnate?

>chris chan is only 35 years old
we still gotta a lot of material coming our way

Chrisis on Infinite Chans.

My mistake.

>Everyone comes to kick Chris' ass
>Anti-Monitor and Empty Hand come in, not wanting a power that would still exist after them and kill them
>He stares at them
>Sonichu and Chaotic Combo join his guard, representing every ring Chris has
>Chris then jumps down from his throne made of LEGOs
>He looks at all the heroes, then utters one word...
>"ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER!"
>Chris transforms into Colossal Chan, prepared to enact the erasure of all those who oppose him and turn DC comics into DCWC comics

He's not Sup Forums incarnate.
Sup Forums is Chris-chan incarnate.

>Battle almost over
>Everyone fucked up by him
>Suddenly, Black Lantern Bob comes in
>"SHUT THAT GODDAMN THING OFF"
>Chris easily submits
>Chris loses because he can't go against his own dad

We're all inside Chris's imagination

Would explain why I find Megan Schroeder cute.

No offense, but you lack Christine's level of skill.

I feel like I was more jaded when I was younger, but I don't understand picking on Chris Chan any more. It's just punching down so hard.

Oh yeah, man. Especially after I saw this: youtube.com/watch?v=5IPtLvxO8hs

That's because it went from merely just enjoying what he said and at worst gently poking Chris with a metaphorical stick for more material to abusing him, driving away people who were aware of how fucked up he was but decent enough to give him kindness, pushing him into a worse and worse attitude and position in life, and making him aware he got hoodwinked forever for a decent life. Not coincidentally, he stopped being and making what we found him hilarious for at the same time.

Only those faggots nasty enough to focus their own lives on him will disagree.