Husband thread

claim yours before anyone else

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Do girls actually post in these threads or is it guys pretending to be girls?

I want to bully him

>only girls can have husbands
How 2000's of you.

You called?

>Implying I'm not a gay

claimed

You fucking husband stealer. I will drag my hubby back to my sex dungeon where you will never talk to him again.

Beat me to it

No balls so no gay

Surely we can work this out

That was a good episode.

Can't negotiate, currently balls deep in his sweet ass.

My husbando is the cutest. There is no cuter.

Good taste

who /evil husbando/ here.

If this thread dies I'm gonna kill myself

He and I are going to be married soon and you're all invited to the wedding!

*quiet sobbing*

fuck you I have too many I can't choose just one

Claimed

Goddammit user, Flug is mine.

Why am I gay for Chat Noir?
I don't feel this way about any other male character in any other work or medium.

Let's see: he has a great ass, a kind personality, is absolutely adorable, and is probably into some kinky shit if that suit is any indication.

>he doesn't know that Sup Forums is full of homos

How new are you?

Claiming Clint.

Because French catboi with a heart of gold.

He's a femboy. It's the same deal with trap fetishists. It all starts with a guy feminine enough to slip under your radar.

Welcome to the slippery slope, user. It's all gayer from here.

Hot.

Kronk

>all dat resulting fanfic where the Dark Avengers run a train on Clint
That was a good issue

Don't leave us hanging, user. Please post a link.

Through the gates of Hell
As we make our way to Heaven

claiming best ass

cute boi
must protect
must love

Even though he's not Sup Forums, you have good taste, user.

Darnell is cute CUTE!!
And underrated

fuck that's hot

muh dick is diamonds

Most have been buried under pages and pages of MCU stuff but here's one I liked a lot: alternatedoom.livejournal.com/34489.html

Why am I so attracted to him? He's just a raccoon.

bad news friendo
you might be a furry

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Mine.

I'll share him with Marie though.

I do not know why I love The Warden but I do.

Best Disney princess

You want to protect him.

Claiming Tom Holland

>Canonically doesn't bath
>Husband

Gross.

Nice guy, treats you right, real bro you can laugh with and then you get the money when you know what happens.

Trips of truth.

>Expecting to marry a Flash and live happily ever after
See now I just have to go all evil speedster on you and ruin your wedding.

Remember when your husband got kidnapped? It was me. [SCARY HELICOPTER NOISES]

>implying weasels need to bath

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You are a sick son of a bitch. You only care for his body and wealth, you gold-digging slut! At least Booster tried to save him...

He deserved better ):

Also if he's brought back as a villain in the next one I'm gonna kill myself

fuck off
oh well second best

He also has a weak heart, you could sex him to death.

Though personally I'd pick a version of him that wouldn't die young.

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bump!

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Ew. Get some taste.

Claimed.

Claimed.

>Do girls actually post in these threads
there are no girls in the Sup Forums user
> it guys pretending to be girls?
no one is pretending to be a girl in here

Not sure how to feel about this

I've been robbed and robbed again.

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You're joining a harem there.

Competing with some dangerous individuals.

I was late for claimed Jack... oh well! Go with no 2.

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go back to drawing joris bang your OC. I follow your blog :^)

Great taste user

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Smugsbando

I'll never fly with him. :(

I love him so

Girls aren't real user

Best Thor, best bro, best husbando

Just wanna snuggle him.

He might be best boi

I'm starting to realize I never had a chance to be straight.

Are people really born this way?

My number One

What? A lot of people are fags

*here

I want both of them

What's the husband equivalent of Tomoko?

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>8 years old.
Consider suicide.

>unlike chat noir

>unlike chat noir
>15 years old
?

I don't actually want to fuck him, I just want to have my own knight.

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Excellent taste.

> husbandoing a character from one of the worst TF cartoons
I pity you.

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>Girls aren't real user
Given modern sex ratios you're not as far off as you may think.

while not Sup Forums related he was the first thing that came to mind that I wanted to protect

Best taste

He's my animu husbando

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Here's my man

tbf he's one of the best Grimlocks around and one of the only reason's anyone would actually watch RiD unironically