Because why not, it's not like you or I have anything better to do.
Storytime of IMPERIOUS REX:
Liam Reed
Zachary Lewis
might be fun?
Alexander Wood
We begin with Namor engaging in a fond pasttime, beating the shit out of his own people.
Joshua Kelly
Might be, mister I don't like your lack of enthusiasm.
Michael Reyes
>not PAD Aquaman
Droped.
Daniel Morales
Flex for all them blue bitches, Namor. Make them want your pale crab.
Chase Carter
We're in speedo town today, motherfucker.
Thomas Rivera
What kind of black magic can make a fur lined, velvet cape survive salt water?
Logan Ramirez
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Evan Hill
this is a completely wasted gesture, no one actually liked namor outside of homoerotic memes
Christian King
He should stay home, but the allure of those blonde surface women is too much for even the avenging son of atlantis.
Austin Morgan
I'm posting this and ain't no one going to stop me.
Jaxson Lopez
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Thomas Hernandez
Princess Fen's hair color changes every goddamn time.
William Mitchell
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Luis Roberts
You should know that I'm still going to finish this storytime even if you spam images..
Dominic Gonzalez
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Evan Jones
Reading, thanks for the Story Time OP.
Oliver Jackson
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Carter Allen
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Gabriel Lee
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Jonathan Reed
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Liam Flores
Lady Dorma and Fen look awfully similar in this comic.
Caleb Long
Of all the times to not be carrying the horn of proteus, Namor you fool.
Connor Campbell
Would you a Dragonrider?
Asher Richardson
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Andrew Taylor
Colan and Byrne are so much more reknown that everyone forgets Namor existing outside of Defenders for nearly two decades
Wyatt Reyes
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Hudson Collins
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Elijah Rodriguez
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Jace Clark
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Cooper Rogers
Nothing good ever happens to atlantis whenever Namor is away, or when he's there.
David Adams
On to issue two, wherein Namor feels bad.
Christian Hughes
These blue motherfuckers get fucked over almost as much as the kree.
Justin Cruz
The man has a point, it's not like anyone else can deck a sea monster.
John Wright
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Isaac Ramirez
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Elijah Campbell
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Christian Bennett
Blondes, Namor's one weakness.
Oliver Barnes
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Ethan Miller
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Jayden Thomas
Dragon rider needs to show up more often.
Jace Cooper
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Caleb Hughes
The slums of atlantis.
Adam Ramirez
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Ian Morales
Oh yeah, Namor was a homeless guy for a decade or two.
Michael Watson
Water Jesus?
Jackson Morgan
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Christopher Turner
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Matthew Smith
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Chase Roberts
As if being a shapeshifter is bad enough, he's a shapeshifter under the water.
Caleb Gonzalez
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Nathan Wright
>Turning into fire
>while underwater.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Luke Robinson
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Brayden Ramirez
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Logan Watson
Blonde bitches will be the death of him.
Austin Ramirez
Issues three, wherein bad things happen to the king of Atlantis.
Isaac Richardson
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Wyatt Myers
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Connor Turner
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Ian Thomas
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Christian Ramirez
Bump
Kevin Butler
Much obliged
Christian Jackson
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Isaiah Sanders
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Aaron King
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William Barnes
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Nolan Cook
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Chase Harris
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Asher Gomez
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Gabriel Nguyen
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Caleb Reyes
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Christopher Cooper
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Joseph Cruz
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Ethan Jones
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Gavin Watson
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Jeremiah Fisher
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Sebastian Bennett
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Daniel Evans
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John Flores
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Carter Ward
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Eli Gonzalez
On to the last issue, wherein, well you probably guess what happens.
Levi Evans
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Easton Roberts
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Isaiah Gonzalez
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Isaac Hill
Never trust them surface women.
Wyatt Lee
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Ryder Reyes
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Elijah Kelly
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Easton Smith
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Ryder Hernandez
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David Foster
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Bentley Carter
Told you about those, Namor.
Jonathan Sanchez
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Nathan Ward
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Chase Martin
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Wyatt Gonzalez
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Jacob Cooper
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Isaac Young
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Anthony Cook
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