Fictional restaurants you would eat at

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I'd try that one restaurant Stan created once just to see if it was for real

then be super bummed out when it was burned down

wait, are you talking about "American Dad!"?

yes

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A segregated one

I'd go to Roger's.

This shouldn't suprise me but my disgust is at least welcome change of pace

Anyway, tge House of Mystery would be a pretty neat place, plenty of food, cool people, drinks and the only thing you need to do is tell a good story.

Eh, I'd eat at Bob's. Guy makes a good burger

>You think the people in this town appreciate saffron, Bob?
>you think they even know what it is?

Why you gotta be so paedophilic Sup Forums?

Also, Pizza Overlord.

Not Sup Forums related but I'd like to know what the fuss is with Dorsia.

I'd end up having to pay for my drinks. My stories are "friends at the bar" interesting, not "Mythical hall of storytellers" interesting.

>not just using your repertoire of greentexts and tales of Chris- chan
Delviery might need work but not like you ahve anything else to do.

I really wanted more Sup Forums Raisins art, but my posts would always be deleted from the drawthread, despite being SFW.

That one from Bryan Lee O'Malley's "Seconds." The one that served the Gypceros breast, mainly because I've always wondered what MonHun monsters taste like, and also I hate that blue fuck.

Yeah, really gonna impress Sun Wukong and Scheherazade with the epic tale of the man who ate pickles and shat acid

>I really wanted more Sup Forums Raisins art, but my posts would always be deleted from the drawthread, despite being SFW.
/trash/ has a drawthread I believe, could always try there

They moved on ages ago, if they were ever in that part of the Dream to begin with. Only people you need to impress are a couple of normal people, some of whom have fucked flies.

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Try /trash/ or 8/co/ maybe thier /loli/ board but that place might be dead.

>tale of the man who ate pickles and shat acid
What

He love him some pickles.

Beautiful.

I know /trash/ doesn't allow loli or shota porn (which still confuses me), but are their janitors less Nazis about sfw loli requests?

I'm a sucker for southern food.

Yeah. As long as it isn't overly explicit. It's one of those boards that doesn't get modded much because that would require regularly browsing the place

I blame Hal

Lil' Bits

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