Confess Your Sins

It is time to cleanse your soul and confess your sins Sup Forums

>Lately, I've been enjoying some Johnny the Homicidal Maniac gay fanfiction

> sexualizing Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
there is no redemption for you

>Hulk pray

I like Whor in a sexual way
I also like Unworthy Thor in a sexual way
I enjoyed MoS
I unironically want a Sup Forums related tattoo
I don't enjoy blowjobs that much but the idea of getting a blowjob turns me on

What's my Penance?

Depends on what specific idea you have for #4.

I have several Ideas, both Sup Forums Sup Forums and Sup Forums

>my Birth date on Predator speak
>Jedi insignia (this one is the most cringy "OMG GEEK" one
>Boney, Claus and Lucas from Mother 3
>Red hood, Aquaman or Aja's Hawkeye's insignia

I have started looking at dogs sexually

Jesus buddy get help


Mine is that I think I want to kill myself, but I refuse to because people somehow care about me, so i dont want to ruin thier lives with my petty bullshit

The predator one sounds pretty cool

I know, user...I know...

I want to create my own spiderman comics

Wasn't there a thread like this the other day? I can't find it in the archive but i'm pretty sure it started with confess a bear.

I jerk off to the thought of gwenpool being a trap
All-New Wolverine has been fun
Providence wasn't that great.

I wrote Horse Show cuckoldry fanfiction.
I can still fap to it.

I haven't read a comic in months and I passed over cartoons (such as Samurai Jack) recently to give what little free time I have had to watch some animu that my weeb friend said I would like. To my shame I'm hooked.

Which anime?

>Mine is that I think I want to kill myself, but I refuse to because people somehow care about me, so i dont want to ruin thier lives with my petty bullshit
Dude, please don't. Just know that somewhere out there, in this wide world fulla millions upon millions of people, there are some that give a shit about you, whether it be family, friends, or even complete strangers on the internet you'll never see with your own eyes, just know someone cares, and you'd be breaking their heart if you did leave this Earth too soon.

Boku no hero academia I know, I know, super cliched shit. I know. But it works for me for some reason. I couldn't tell you why, but it does.

There is a Sup Forums group that I used to hang out with, but I left them without ever saying bye to them. Not like that they would have cared if I did or not.
I'm now hanging out with them again, but this time, I put on a differen name to fool them with. I fear for the day when they discover who I am.

>Boku no hero academia
So over hyped. If you got rid of every flashback to a previous scene, each episode would be 4 minutes long

That's its greatest strength. It's very by-the-numbers, but it's written so well that you forget that.

It's been better for the second season. And hell, it's in the serialized time slot right before Detective Conan. Some flashbacks are to be expected.

You exaggerate, but I feel your pain. Since i'm not really into anime circles I don't know about the hype, I just now my buddy recommended it and i've been enjoying it. It makes me laugh. I need a good laugh these days.

I, unironically, consider Tony Stark my personal hero. I have done so since I was a wee lad. I've modeled most of my life/career choices after him (chill, I'm not going to class in a three-piece-suit, I'm not that autistic).

I, unironically, have thought about getting an arc reactor tattoo.

I enjoyed SpOck much more than Peter, and shipped Ock with Felicia because I thought the rough fucks they'd have would be reeeally hot.

What based user said. Also...
> "After all, you are alive, so you will always have the chance to be happy"

but thats what makes it so hard. I know there are people who care about me..... but how can i live up to their expectations if i don't care about myself. And its bullshit that those people who love me and care about me have to deal with a sad fuccboi who just wants to off himself, but cant because those people deserve better.

Please go and get help. I really want to help, but I know I am not at all qualified to do anything. So please go and get help.

i dont think theres anything wrong with the MCU, i laugh at just about all the jokes, and every marvel movie ive seen has been anywhere from 7-10 for me.

ultron was terrible though.

in fur I sin

Better yourself for them if not for yourself.

Long ago, I uploaded what was allegedly A New Hope to Limewire.

It was the Christmas Special.

I buy and enjoy every comic featuring a female protagonist. No matter how bad it is.

I own every volume of Gwenpool, Spider-Gwen, etc.

I just love cute girls doing cute himgs but I hate moe shit

Was it any good?

I legitmately belive that earlier season of Johnny Test were funny and good.

I like the elder scrolls online
I masturbate to furries but only if they don't have snouts
I like SMT more than persona by a wide margin even if I like both
A friend of mine has a patreon page and i'm one of their only subscribers because I like them.
I ERP way too much.
I don't give a fuck that I can't really think of a single Sup Forums sin I have.

I dislike 95% of Sup Forums related material
I just come here to bitch about how much I wish it were better.

>I masturbate to furries but only if they don't have snouts
>Not liking snouts
I wish Devil-Hulk to smash you.

i stole all the nudes on a coworkers phone and jerk off to them. she and i laugh and joke that if i wasn't 35 and she wasn't 21 we'd be getting together all the time.

i once stabbed myself as a suicide attempt and claimed an intruder did it. they never found anyone matching the description i gave despite the description being a dead ringer for my half brother.

I like brickleberry

>she and i laugh and joke that if i wasn't 35 and she wasn't 21 we'd be getting together all the time.
That's really not a big difference.
You need to get more /fit/ bro

Post em.

I only browse Sup Forums for the webcomics
I don't read comics outside of storytimes, and have only watched two animated movies without being a kid

Actually...some are pretty good. Would you like some recs?

I like what I like and I like kissing and snouts don't go with that.

>Post em.
i am /fit/ bro.

no mine!

I think some of Linkara's videos are watchable. I don't hate Miles Morales, I just find his current series boring. I'm not a fan of Gwenpool. I enjoyed (and find entertainment in rewatching) The Force Awakens. I've seen two episodes of THAT show after being encouraged by a friend, and considering its target demographic, the two I saw weren't bad. I don't hate Damian Wayne, but I didn't really like the way he was acting in Lazarus Contract.

And to top it off:
I can rewatch and find entertainment in Korra.

I look back fondly on Squirrel Boy

When a woman rejects you it means that a muscle group is lacking.

Maybe your calves are too small

Share and share alike brother. Just crop off the head.

Moon Girl is fun
I storytime for attention sometimes
I'm sleeping with my boss who is married to a military veteran

...

or as she put it i'd be totally dating you right now but i have a boyfriend. although he mentions her boyfriend less now that it's spread around work i have money to burn. hell all the young girls at work seem like me more know they know i have money and actually got the asshole nobody liked fired.

no mine

I camwhore on /soc/

ah, you are saying you can't because they are not yours, not saying you won't because "No, they are mine fuck off". Its a question of morality and not possessiveness. Very well brother. I Understand. Fight the good fight and remember once they are legal no one gives a shit, so do all you can to get in good with her.

I think Sup Forums has the shittiest opinions on comics
I think Sup Forums should be divided between cartoons and comics
I did not watch wonder woman yet, but I am sure I will be disappointed.

And of course: fuck you father hulk, I am not a sinner.

yeah that and if i do bang her i really don't want that kinda shit to blow it.

Then why did you confess, user?
Forgiveness comes to all who seek it, even if they fear asking for it

I support WondyBat

I also want to be pegged by the rich alpha males of comics like Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark

I liked it before they switched to flash

>be pegged by the rich alpha males of comics like Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark
Pegging by definition is only possible with a strapon...

just to share.

I dislike Watchmen comic. Not the film.

Not that user but I'm just waiting for my dad to pass on to say fuck it. He doesn't deserve to see me do that. Everyone else can live with it but i couldn't do that to him.

He's a very healthy old man though, probably live to 90s so i have too long to wait...fuck 30 fucking years

>post Hulk priest
>Not "Tell Hulk your sins. Hulk will crush your sins"

You fuck up OP

You had one job

And you fuck it

Perfect setup. You will get her in no time

For that you must read 2 more Alan Moore runs

For the past 3 weeks I keep having dreams where I cheat on my girlfriend.

I don't like these dreams. I want them to stop.

wouldn't know i have the worst fucking luck with women. last time i met one i liked BAM! TUMOR OUTTA LEFT FIELD.

Is your name Peter Parker?

Ian Flynn's Archie Sonic run is my favorite comic of all time, despite the many, many flaws it has. It's not objectively perfect, it's probably mediocre, but I enjoy it far too much. It gave me a love of comics and revived my love of Sonic. It's a fucking shame it's cancelled

I liked season 1 of YJ but I refuse to watch season 2 because everything I've heard about it is offputting as fuck

The Titans books going on right now are the best ones in decades

Rick and Morty is a great show, but it's not deep at all, nor does it have top tier writing. It's just really funny and has some interesting settings and characters, but nothing groundbreaking

I liked season 5 of Samurai Jack, and only episodes 5, 8, and 9 were truly bad. The finale was satisfying but could've been so much more. I don't mind Ashi too much, but the show could've benefited from being 20 episodes instead of 10

I'd rather have waifu threads than Sup Forumsbait threads, but both are equally cancerous and should be nuked on sight

Wander over Yonder was fun even before Dominator

Marvel has SOME good comics out right now, but not enough

Sonic Boom is the only good Sonic cartoon (Not counting the OVA, which is amazing), and even then it's not THAT great. AoSTH is a discount Looney Tunes, Underground is a fucking mess with good ideas in there, and anything SaTAM did the comics did 100 times better

Archie Mega Man was very flawed but I enjoyed it. Except Xander. Fuck Xander.

Wade Wilson is the most sympathetic character Marvel has right now

Fanfics and OCs aren't inherently terrible, and yes this includes Sonic

Disabled characters and LGBT characters belong in mainstream comics, but I trust very few creators to do them well, and I'd rather not have them than have them done shittily

I genuinely can't give a shit about live action superhero stuff, I've tried, I just can't care

I think Linkara can occasionally be enjoyable to watch. But the storyline shit is bad

1/2

no but my friends always yell that when the weird shit happens. us all being comic nerds and all.

it's always user you have the most fucked up luck since spider-man.
and i always reply, yeah i totally got the fuck a supermodel for years only to be retarded and give it up in a deal with a devil to masturbate in a sock.. oh wait i don't deserve my bad luck

Lately I've been buying some candies with Adventure Time toys for kids, luckily I'm good looking enough when I lie that they are for some of my little cousins people believe me.

In my defense they look surprisingly good from being $1 each.

>I liked season 1 of YJ but I refuse to watch season 2 because everything I've heard about it is offputting as fuck
>
Do it.
It's just as good.
Based as fuck Black Manta

There is literally nothing to confess about that entire list. I just disagree with Wade. I fing Pym the most symathetic.

i've always wondered why hank pym, a man in the middle of a mental breakdown being refused medical intervention and manipulated by janet into marriage was at fault for what happened.

The only reason I read comics is to find more OTPS.

Kill me.

>Boney, Claus and Lucas from Mother 3
Don't get a character, get a symbol.
Actually now that I think about it a Giygas tattoo would look sweet as fuck

>I like SMT more than persona by a wide margin even if I like both
Why would having good taste be a sin?

Literally cause he's not very popular except for here. Peter threw MJ out a window with a slap, Reed has slapped and ignored Sue many times. But those are popular characters so Marvel likes to shit on Pym.

It doesn't help that it lined up with his character that always messes up and needs something to do better about.

I've never actually read any superhero comics

The comic I've enjoyed the most from Marvel NOWER is Punisher

I really like Sam Wilson as Cap but I wish he had a different writer. Fuck Nick Spencer with a rusty pike.

The worst main Marvel events are CW2 and Secret Invasion.

I wish there was a /cape/ board for comic book movies and tv shows.

I'm getting tired of the MCU. I think both Homecoming and Ragnarok look like cheap dogshit. BP looks okay and it will probably fall to the same old formula of the other movies.

I can't get into Image. Most of it is just unappealing to me.

>I can't get into Image. Most of it is just unappealing to me.
The only Image series I like is Invincible.
The rest just feel like dingleberries around Invincible's success

Most of the fight scenes in Invincible are top notch with shit actually happening. It's quite refreshing compared to normal capeshit

>he worst main Marvel events are CW2 and Secret Invasion.
I enjoyed secret invasion a lot. I thought it was better than CW1 and everything since except Dark Reign.
>I can't get into Image. Most of it is just unappealing to me.
why you point out Image is the sin. Image has every genre and is just a publishing house. No shared universe, except for I Hate Image and stuff. Do you hate Dark Horse too? Or Humanoids? They print a variety of stuff.

I'm a marveldrone but I am on the verge of not going to any more MCU movies after seeing Guardians. It was just so completely awful in every way.

I think comic books are stupid, poorly drawn, crass and borderline fascist. I only read them for the tiddies.

I liked GOTG2

I think that Marvel's current cartoons are decent at worst.

Hulk crush your opinion!

Honestly how?
MCU story telling is getting so bad that the bad guy literally made an interactive display room to bullet point his bad guy plans.

How is this even acceptable.

I tire of American Comics and have been reading Manga

Decent at best imo
At least compared to past offerings.
Same for DC

Cartoons are in a shit place

Not a sin.

Alright.

Because it wasn't about that.
I mean shit, like a third of the movie was actually about Peter and Ego.
Yeah it climaxed with that problem's resolution, but it wasn't REALLY about that.
I liked the focus on the character development. It worked. Even if you don't like it, I think you have to admit that the Guardians are by far the most developed characters of any comic book movie series. We know all their ambitions, hopes, dreams, and fears. That's not often that happens in capeshit.

And as for the cheap powerpoint presentation, you'll probably scoff at this, but that was intentionally bad.
Because that's exactly what it was to Ego. Peter, at that point, was just another of a million potentials. He was selling a timeshare to him. Complete with a free vacation in paradise for his friends.
We're supposed to think "Oh wow this is tacky and cheap". But that was Ego being tacky and cheap, not the movie. You may think the two are the same, but that wasn't the intention

I destoyed a good friend's collection of Horse Show porn and told his folks (he still lives with his parents.) to install a NetNanny program onto his computer.

That friend will no longer speak to me and is in therapy, but I'm still on good terms with his folks.

Nigga that is the definition of moe shit

Ever since I got a job I stopped reading comics. I'm starting to think I only read them to fill up the time when I had nothing else to do, I can't be bothered to keep up with ongoings and monthly shit anymore. Now I just play videogames and watch movies/tv shows in my spare time.

Truth be told I don't even know why I come here anymore, I guess it's just habit. I guess Sup Forums is still the okayest board for me, especially since Sup Forums and Sup Forums are so much worse.

I can only jerk off to traps if it's TF. Like a chick turns into a very effeminate version of herself with a small dick and fucks her rival.

TV is at a high time now. Movies are mostly shit though.

I used to read a ton of novels but time is short and thats why i read comics...

If I see racemixing in any comic/show, even if I'm multiple seasons in, I drop it immediately without hesitation