Are they dating or what?
ITT : Unsolved Sup Forums mysteries
Dylan Powell
Asher Gomez
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Jayden Brown
>I can think of three good reasons
What were they?
Owen Garcia
Isn't Spongebob asexual?
Jason Bennett
What was in the Christmas presents?
Zachary Butler
>7 mile spanking machine
How often did Squidward take part in things like that?
Mason Hill
Spongebob is a confirmed asexual
Also, sea sponges reproduce asexually IRL
Jack Foster
Just friends hanging out
Not that I expect you to know this.
Connor Howard
Explain? Who is that?
Elijah Bennett
No
Cameron Morales
Nathaniel Gray
And doing "Karate".
Alexander Phillips
we will never know
Justin Wilson
>what is father/daughter relationship
Angel Kelly
Niece and Laid Back Uncle.
That doesn't help things does it?
Mason Robinson
>what is daddy kink and Electra complex
Caleb Robinson
I thought its been accepted that karate was a metaphor for drugs
Carson Jones
leave her out of this she just a child
Joshua Stewart
>FUCK, I want to do it right away
Eli Walker
Nope, plenty of those moments were more post coitus glow than anything else.
Andrew Rogers
red fingertips
Jose Watson
No, he reproduces in a cloud of spores.
Those are two different kinds of asexual and you should feel bad for confusing them.
Just fuck buddies.
Chase Phillips
get out
Jacob Cruz
can someone redraw this with them
Angel Parker
That was the episode with the fish hooks, there isn't much else that's both fun and inherently dangerous.
Nolan Cook
Spongebob reproduces by budding
Jack Campbell
No.They were just friends. It's implied during the first few episodes of S1 that SpongeBob may have had a crush on Sandy, but it didn't go anywhere beyond that.
David Gomez
So his kids will be clones?
Austin Kelly
By the author words spongebob is asexual
Ryder Howard
even back when I was watching the show as a kid she never seemed a child to me (granted, I've never seen the movie at that point)
Isaac Hall
Stop projecting your sick fetish
Oliver Torres
There was literally an episode where she wore a disguise and seduced him for plot reasons. He's also been jealous whenever she hangs out with romantic interests.
Henry Ward
No that episode was a metaphor/pun on playing "hooky", which is a term for skipping school. They even call it playing hooky in the episode.
Oliver Brooks
>romantic interests
>interests
The fuck? What cartoon girl has more than one regular? Never seen the show but sounds like a whore
Charles Richardson
There was definitely that weird depressed prince she hung out with, but other people have "hit on" her in the series and Beetlejuice seemed peeved about it.
Cameron Nelson
Just friends
Also:was Pearl actually in love with Rose?
John Baker
Asexual, as a scientific term, references species that reproduce without a partner.
Asexual, as an internet buzzword, references lonely permavirgins who've accepted their fate,and do not reproduce at all.
If you give the second group legitimacy, then you are a literal cuckold.
Tyler Davis
But he has parents.
Gavin Peterson
Probably.
Sometimes they imitate dynamics that are typical of characters who are dating, tries to be refined in their first episode, a big guy gets her attention, and all that "she prefers to be with larry" thing.
It is very likely that she is something like her girlfriend but it is never said directly because it is program for very young children.
Christian Butler
>name is just father and mother's names smashed into an ugly sound
Does anyone do this in real life when naming a child?
Alexander Ortiz
>Also:was Pearl actually in love with Rose?
Fun how complicated SU makes relationships in the sense that gems are like 'I don't know what love is' but at the same time 'I want to fuse with you and only you forever. fuck similar gems like you. you are special'.
Like Jesus Christ it gets really annoying when the whole 'they're aliens who don't understand human bonds despite basically being capable of it in all but name' becomes an argument. Like fuck off. Gems can love each other in monogamous relationships.
Daniel Wright
Wasn't sandy originally meant to be a love interest (or at least as far as romance goes in a cartoon like this), but at the same time the idea was dropped faster than a squirrel comparing this situation to some kind of bizarre metaphor?
Sebastian Lee
I very vaguely remember an old episode of 16 and pregnant where they did that. Doesn't help that they were white trash hick types
Kayden Gonzalez
Not Sup Forums but one infamous example of this is Renesmee Cullen
Jacob Reed
When I saw that as a kid, I thought it was a reference to how Squidward hates himself and his life. But now that I think about it, it could've been a hidden dirty joke, lol.
Anthony Carter
>they dont know about the reddit theory post about spongebob and sandy's karate episode
Mason Price
Owen Wood
>MFW my first name is my moms name with the letters scrambled around with one added in
>TFW I'm male
Chase Gutierrez
Just becuase he CAN do it that way, doesnt mean he MUST do it that way.
Liam Sanders
just because someone can, does it mean they should?
Owen Johnson
I don't know how to break this to you user, but the sponge is gay for the starfish. He's a gay icon in children's television.
Noah Sanders
When will this comic update?
Carson Cook
...
Connor Ross
>Neither one has a helmet on
Connor James
Only if you cut the request into your arm.
AKA FUCK OFF
Joshua Lopez
Maybe it's snowing
Nathan Mitchell
whoops
Kevin Moore
Worked with a guy named Carek. His parents names were Camilla and Derek
Carter Williams
It's Beetlejuice.
Levi Jenkins
You're cool people
Ryder Campbell
>Carek
Damn that gave me Peasants Quest flashbacks.