Kino

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Checked.
In all actuality, the last scene really is kino.

Forgot link.
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litty

Demoniccy

absolute shit*

NON MASCULINE
NON LITTY
NON PISSY
NON RAUNCHY
fuck off soyboy

The film fails at doing any of that though. They tried turning doom into some shit horror about a virus with like 10 monsters.

I want a new Doom movie directed by Jason Eisener so bad

The only thing worth watching is the FPS scene. I regret I wasted money on this.

Doom?

titty kino

>when you spot the soy

Fun B-movie at best

>when you spot the redditor

>soy and reddit spacing

lmao

brutal doom would be cool as a cartoon if done like samurai jack, doomguy doesn't have to say anything for the whole thing

>brutal doom

Was shit when it came out but due to the Rocks ascension into being the top actor (or one of them) it raises this movie up, it's one of the movies that's shit at first but grows on you and gets better every time you watch it.

>not liking a movie where The Rock, Judge Dredd, and the “EEEEEASY” guy from that Steven Seagal bathroom piss-bomb kino shooting the fuck out of monsters

Imagine being this much of a fucking soyboy.

>talking about Birthday Snatcher bathroom kino and not posting a link

youtu.be/2dakhzl2SBQ

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Yep. Wish the whole movie was like that.

turns out Batista is the rock with ugly makeup

>Brutal Doom

>jumping out of a window mid-piss without even zipping back up or washing your hands

BASED

>implying that FPS scene wasnt kino as fuck

>There would have been a Doom 2 but it didn't do well enough in theaters for a sequel

Doom should be made from the perspective of the demons and not doom guy.

He makes way more sense for him to be an invincible killing machine and the demons are being attacked by him.

Would of been better if it was stuck with the game lore a little more. I wanted demons and imps and shit. I got a poorly done zombie/ sci fi.

Wasn't the worst thing for an action movie. But fuck it could of been amazing.

Will we ever get a movie about Doomguy's skating career?

But why not?
It starred Dwayne "horse head" Johnson.

>5' 8''
NOT CANON DOOMGUY IS NOT A MANLET

I remember seeing this movie with a bunch of faggots who I don’t even like. One of them claimed to have written the script for Nightwatch and Daywatch and it was stolen from him.

*Shoots your path*

What a strange flick.

Of course, i watched it without audio, backwards on a projection screen at a party.

If they really wanted it to be like Doom he'd be moving about 20 miles per hour faster.

why were you looking at the projector

>Hey let's make a movie about this video game where you literally fight the forces of Hell
>Lol, it's just an extra chromosome now
FPS scene was fun, that's about it.

Here's your Doom movie pham
youtu.be/DzNK_yG1ekY

LITERALLY nothing wrong with it. aside from the faggot edgelord dev

You're not a real Doom fan kiddo

Doom? More like

Yeah.

IT was all zombies and no demons. Upsetting desu.

>even tries to recreate metal OST atmosphere
Pretty good.

SEMPER FI MOTHERFUCKER

reddit argument

It's fine if you like it but it's annoying how people act like it's THE doom mod, and even act like it's better than the original doom.

it borrowed too much from doom 3, that is clear
but the rock was awesome in the movie and I can't say no to Karl Urban getting work

He's 10 years old, dude.

>backwards ejection port
>hammer down
>obvious airsoft

>Extra chromosome
Down-syndrome confirmed for demon Martian race