Best Movie Quotes of All Time Ever Made of All Movies That Have Ever Been Made

>I'm going to give him a really good deal
-Tony Soprano, The Departed

>"Their community's got problems. What can I say?"
-Derek, American History X

"this is my smallish buddy"
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"I wanted to destroy something beautiful."
- , Fight Club

>His name is Lord Voldemorte
-Meatstick, Harry Potter and the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

>"Yeah, well, an's unhappiness, as I construe, comes of his greatness; it is because there is an Infinite of him, which with all his cunning he cannot quite bury under the Finite, man."
-The Dude, The Big Lebowski

"MADNESS? I. AM. SPARTACUS!"
Fortress Maximus Decimus Meridius the Autobot headquarters, Transformers: The Movie (2007)

>"Oh shit, NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

>"Oh shit, NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
-Jim Caviezel, The Last Temptation of Christ

>"Oh my..."
Paul Lynde, Star Trek

give me a umbrella

>You're large dude
-FBI man

>Uh...that's a pretty tall order, Nordberg. You'll have to give me a couple of days on that one.
-Lt. Frank Drebin, The Naked Gun

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>Forget it, Jake. Asians live here.
—Jake LaMota, The Long Goodbye

"Wow"

"You were coming from have some smaller car" ~ Jaws

"No, super son! Leave the dog to me."
-Robin Hood, Waterworld

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-"Sup Forums was a mistake." - Sheridan Whiteside, "the Man Who Came to Dinner."

"I'll get you a reservation at Dorsia my friend" - Peter Gibbons

Blood, I finna tell you about chairs n'shit? Chairs was what a nigga would sit he ass down in when he tired from straight cappin fools all day, nawumsayn? they was comfurble as helllllll dawg, and they was true brothas.

>Goodevening, your Majesty
Wladyslaw Szpilman, Rob Schneiders's List

this is funny as hell. I'm laughing a lot, and you should be damn proud.

>impossible!
-jew midget, the lord of the rings

Sincerely my pumpkin, I don't give a fuck.

Excuse me. Pardon me for just a moment, are you trying to tell me that I'm part of a group that could potentially get itself killed?

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Pat Reilly
Circle bitch

>DIABETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
-Chris Evans

>can i borrow your mobile?
-jar jar binks, contact

>I think i'm your dad
-Dad

>"I have no personal qualms. I have no personal qualms. I...have no...personal...qualms."
-Captain Morgan Freeman, Fast Times at Space Station High

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-star trek

"Dr. Pavel, I'm C.I.A"
-C.I.A

THIS IS NO GOOD!
- Dark Helmet, Star Trek

>This is my valuable
-golem

“Twice the pride, double the fall”
-Count Dooku, Attack of the Clones

>Yee
- Yee

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ITS A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY

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>Rob Schneider's List

"I'm getting sleepy."
- Jackie Chan, Empire Strikes Back

>that makes no sense
-legolas, star trip

become old and achieve my friend

>This is an ambush!
General Muhammad, Revenge of the Imam

>Don't tell me the odds
—Peter Quill, Even Stevens

>"Y U no laugh?"

2008 memes were weird

Honestly biiiitch, I don't give a FUCK!

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