The Truman Show

>it’s a Truman debates breaking the cycle of fapping before bed because it’s probably making him a lazier and more depressed person, but today he feels extra terrible so he faps anyway episode

Where is this plot going?

>it’s a Truman realizes he’s been gay his whole life and knows it will break his parent’s heart when he tells them episode

>it's a Truman realizes that when breaking his fapping cycle the first day is like withdrawal, but he'll feel a lot better after 2 or 3 days episode

>it's a truman thinks for a minute about getting his life together and finishing his degree after eight years but decides to get a 24-pack of the cheapest beer and watch sports instead episode

Feels like they're playing this one every day nowadays.

>it’s a naive user tells Truman to just B.E. Yourself and life will get better episode

>it's a Cristoff can't keep the feds from raiding the set due to Truman's spiraling CP addiction episode

Man, that last half-season following his imprisonment was brutal. Glad he came out on top though.

>it's a truman spends the whole day staring at the ceiling wondering when did everything go so wrong

I hate these re-runs

>it's a Truman is sick of his job and signs up for a masters program but is anxious he just threw four grand down the toilet episode

He'll stay committed and things will turn out for the best

Right?

>It's a Truman wakes up after 5 days of no fap having cum buckets in his underwear in his sleep and decides to throw them in a publix bag, roll up the bag in paper towel, and put the paper towel in another publix bag along with a banana peel and some other trash so his mom doesn't think much of it in the trash episode

>its a truman spends hundreds of dollars on video games but is unmotivated to play anything and shitposts on Sup Forums for 8 hours episode

They did throw in a few episodes where Truman had a 3 day streak of going to the gym and eating well but he always ends up messing it up one day and then spiraling back down.

>it's a truman tries nofap for a week and ends up calling his ex, scheduling a meeting with a domina and making elaborate plans for a basement sex dungeon with cheap african slaves before masturbating and realizing that he's made huge mistakes episode

It's a truman buys a rope but is too incompetent to make a proper noose and just ends up ruining the ceiling and now his mom keeps telling him he'll have to pay for the repairs even though he only has 10 bucks on his bank account episode

>it's an user literally wasn't doing that to Truman episode

>the episode where he throws away the healthy salads that already started rotting behind the beer case

>it's a Truman keeps his birthday a secret from his coworkers because he doesn't want to be reminded of how little he's achieved, how little time he has left, and how little enjoyment he has in his life episode

It's almost become a sort of meta joke because every year it's the same episode

>it’s a Truman fondly remembers thinking about how he was going to achieve a career in his undergraduate focus but remembers that career path failed and is long gone and is too afraid he’ll make another mistake so he never sings up for grad school and continues working at a job he hates to get by episode

What was Cristoff thinking?

>it's a Truman has lost all his sex drive from being depressed and hasn't masturbated or had an erection in three weeks.

Its a truman finds his cumsock was washed by his mom and avoids her for 6 days episode

>Hofstadter jokes
I love you

>it’s the episode he can’t afford the healthy salad because he spent it already on the last healthy salad he never ate rotting behind the cans of beer

Its a truman episode, in which he loves to listen to old blues rock all day and nods his head autistically from left to right because the up and down head nodding hurts too much already

>it’s a Truman is there when his mom takes off the sheets on his bed and gasps at the dark yellow cum stains all over the center of the bed but he walks away and lets her take them off and wash them anyway episode

The Mom actor wanted to quit after that episode but she has to stay due to contract

>it’s a Truman avoids taking shits at work because he’s worried he’ll clog the toilet and his coworkers will identify him by his shoes and know it was him episode

Is Truman autistic?

>it's a truman realizes years after filling his trashcan with cumrags that cum actually smells and is instantly filled with regret and shame episode

>it’s a Truman posts a meme he copied from another thread and is complimented for it but is too autistic to respond to it episode

Y-you too!

>it's a Truman can't make the transition from paper drawing to tablet drawing because the stylus is awkward to use and the tablet has no friction episode

>it's a Truman bought a shitty $50 chinapad from Amazon and expects quality episode

>It's a Truman knows his drinking is ruining his life but won't, or can't, stop anymore

Its a Truman Episode in which one of the female co-workers actually tries to ask personal question about him and asks if hes doing something on saturday
To this he all off a sudden pretends to have a full schedule and is actually alpha and has many gfs a week
Sweesh that was close

>it’s a Truman finally isn’t invited to hang out with his group of friends like he had wanted but realizes they may have been inviting him as a courtesy all this time and this may be the start of even more intense loneliness and depression

I always skip the next few seasons after this one.

>it's a Truman sleeps for 14 hours a day and only gets up when his bladder is on fire episode

These are really getting boring

I only jerk off on the weekends now


Feels good

buy a helium tank moron

Why doesn't he just keep bottles nearby to pee in so that he doesn't even have to get out of bed?

>it’s a Truman has no realistic path for his future and feels time quickly escaping him so he escuses himself to the bathroom because he can't hold back his emotions anymore, crying silently so no one knows he's in there upset episode

>it’s a Truman is too afraid to ask his parents to buy him a helium tank and a connected gas mask because they might actually feel sorry enough to get it for him episode

>it's a 'Truman buys the 2 for 1 gatorade from the gas station on the way home and later uses them as piss bottles' episode.
i'm especially impressed by the part where he actually pisses more than 750 ml in one go and has to start the second bottle on the same pee

>it’s a Truman has piss bottles and poop socks piling up in his room but still doesn’t want to see his family downstairs episode

He can’t keep getting away with it.

>it’s a Truman gets dubs and no one notices episode

>it's a Truman wants to quit his current lifestyle and fuck off to become a mountain man episode

Happy Bday, user

>it's a Truman has a great life with a great job and friends and family that loves him, and will probably start his own family soon, and he gets on Sup Forums and laughs at people who are watching shitty episodes of the same show that he stars in episode.

It's a nobody cares but newfags episode

This is unironically Hofstadter 100%. No other comedian moderates their own web image as much as him. Every clip of his on YT is uploaded by him. He scours the reddits for any mentions of him and is quick to show up in a discussion. This is 100% him here.

who?

>it's a truman gets depressed and feels isolated from everyone else so he starts browsing the internet aimlessly eventually stumbling on a website called Sup Forums where he feels mildly at home with other lost people 2 part episode. In this part 2, truman discoveres the classic cum box green text story. Finding it doubtful something like this would actually happen, truman decides to experimentally test with his own box.

>It's a shota truman masturbates as the entire world watches episode.