RILEY, NO!!!

RILEY, NO!!!

>soyboy drinks soyjuice
Who would’ve thought

SAY IT AIN'T SO LADS!

CALL ME A KEK WILL YA?

SAY IT AIN'T SOY

when was he dumped? how many months have passed?

guarantee his next instagram picture will be him holding a nintendo switch and a star wars poster

>but hey it's free
ok which one of you cocksuckers did this?

I bet Ewan drinks MEWs overflowing pussy juice

Fear is the path to the soy side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

GET

RILEY DONT DO IT THATS WHAT THE SCOTISH COCKSUCKER WANTS

His next Instagram photo will be him chopping off Ewan's head

It's disturbing to me that we're able to follow this somewhat famous man's slow self-destruction in excruciating detail.

>has to feed himself on free handouts now that mew isn't taking care of him
How did he not get alimony

Judge's don't give men alimony.

Not high test enough. He probably forces her to snowball. He probably has to be really forceful with her so she doesn’t swallow it all instead of him. Like when your dog is chewing on something it shouldn’t and you have to get your hands in there and cock their head around so they can’t swallow. Then he gets his cum out all for himself, and afterwards when she is looking sad that she hardly got any he gets in her face and yells “DEMOCRACY”

I have some in my fridge, whats the problem?

Google actress husband alimony and it shows plenty of examples. Riley could have taken to the bank since he could build a good case that she cheated with obi wan but she cucked him into accepting the divorce as best friends. She's so cunning and he's so spineless. Drinking soy is just the logical conclusion to the end of the Riley saga. He should have listened to tvs warnings.

Just

>20g of protein
Be honest thats more than you fuckers have had in the last month

that's like one scoop, in fact it's even less, and still more expensive.

Anyone has tried them? What does it taste like?

same. I don't take memes seriously though

taste like leftover cereal milk

fermented estrogen secretions

>I am a beta bitch who's never even had a protein shake
It shows bud

*sips soy*

thats not even 1 scoop brah

>but hey, it was free

im going to assume that the only reason you are subbed to his twitter is to watch the train wreck first hand ?

Does he have a buddy named Jonesy?

Based Narcy

god damn this loser still gets $400 a month on pateron

I would get the appeal of Soylent if it were cheap. But it's more than $3.50 a bottle.

lol. Remember when Riley tried to shit on some Sup Forums poster and it turned out he was a solid guy and Riley was eternally BTFO?

We need to save him.

I've been drinking Soylent for almost 9 months and the worst thing that happened was I got gynocomastia.

Yes they do, it might be state by state but a few famous actresses ended up having to pay their ex's alimony. I think the woman from the big bang theory had that happen to her.

>Fargo helped me embrace my sexual side

hooooooooly shit riley btfo thats so fucked up

source?

There's almost no actual soy in Soylent guys.

SOY IT AIN'T SO

Soylent green

gonna need proof on that claim
otherwise youre looking a lot like the salty fag that got btfo by riley

shopped tits, but still you got fairy fag skin, womens glasses, a 13 year old autists / dyke hairstyle and dick sucking lips

>Judge's don't give men alimony.
Morena Baccarin ex-husband literally did that. It happens

Soylent doesn't even contain Soy you complete mental midgets

Lol are tey trying to make soylent a hipster thing now?

I thought it was aimed at aspies who didn't want to spend 5 minutes preparing food

...

>top life advice: be the kind of person that would be called a cuck

top projection there

>you are from Sup Forums
>you think im depressed
>your life looks great

what?

I think it's mostly for people who pretend they're living in the soylent green world where all people eat is this type of stuff

It's more of a statement than a diet, see how everyone likes to advertise how they're using it

there's also a tweet of him I think mentioning people calling him a cuck.

Still cheaper than hormone therapy.

i've seen this guy start tinder threads on /fit/ before
utterly based

holup
is that towelbro

this might be true because I find it appealing for these exact reasons.

it's 2.80 a bottle though, for the plain one
It's pretty much the same price as tube feeding formula which makes sense to me desu

It tastes like liquid corn starch.

I eat 250g a day

Its for niggers too dumb to put a fucking scoop of powder in milk

False. most mentally ill faggots getting hrt get that shit paid for using your tax dollars

I love seeing handsome Sup Forums guys. Shatters all of the illusions people have about this place

Does anyone have the original pic this phrase is from?
>RILEY, NO!!!

I remember there being one with some blonde girl holding something (a fruit i think) implying she was going to insert it and her friend commenting _____ NO!!!

I think it was a giant zuchini or a cucumber

that's kind of gay desu

>NO OPTIMUS!

Why do these threads always make me laugh so much. The Ewan hate is the best part

DELETE THIS

DON'T DO IT RILEY

2010-14 /fa/ used to be filled with male models