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You're not actually going to pay to see this are you?

Yeah i am, go back to reddi’t and complain and cry about how much you hate star wars you fag

when they're done re-writing the script for the last time

Let me guess, you don't want to see it because it star a white male? Ugh. Sup Forums was right.

It's Star Wars. Shit's gonna be epic

wonder how many marketing shekels tthy will spend to buy up all the first week tix
maybe even week two tix
hoping to create hype
id say around 150mill a new high

I fucking love star wars. What are you doing with your life if you don't go see the new star wars?

when they figure out how much of it goes in the trash

Superbowl
also the main guy looks wack

They're going to scrap the whole film.

If it's high on the critical tomatometer I'll go see it with my otter :-)

You typically don't advertise a franchise's next release so soon after the current one, because consumers get confused. TLJ's IMAX run just finished.

>movie starts with a freeze frame of his death
>you may be wondering how i got here, it all started back in...

Nigga doesn't look anything like han solo.

Industry insider. They're debating whether to scrap the movie, I shit you not. Prediction markets within Disney predict

>paying for nuwars
>calls others reddit

Wtf... this is coming out in MAY?

Expect a trailer 2 months before release. That's how they always do it.

No one will be upset if they just trash the whole movie and pretend it never existed. Why are they pretending anyone cares?

What? They usually have a teaser or something 8 months in advance.

come on

han solo, more like dirty sanchez

Expect they've confirmed that the reason there's not been a trailer yet is because of the re-shoots, which are STILL ongoing.

Fantastic Four got 9%. It could be that bad. It really could.

If the acting is as bad as people say, I believe it.

It could become a cult film played regularly at the independent cinema?

>88
nice try nazi

Kathleen Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy Suh-wing batta

>#IMWITHHAN
>S-Star Wars doesn't need white males

That wasn't really completed. Look at that fucking shot of the tank turret being thrown.

Alright industry insider, is it:
>Han Solo Gets Bossed Around By Strong Female Character
Or
.>Han Solo is useless compared to Lando and SFC
And is there going to be any ramifications for Kathleen? I mean, the Mouse doesn't let failures stand. They are vicious, if I recall.

They seriously might just cancel the movie Holy Shit

when last jedi ends it's run in theaters

I don't see how they could cancel it. Think about how much money the Mouse poured into this fucking movie, they need to get some money back.

>Kathleen
>not Kath-sheev

"I am the Mouse."

Rogue One had reshoot troubles and it ended up being really good

Who wouldn't want to see Emilia Clarke being bossy?

>han solo
>jewish actor
Pack it in boys. The corpse of SW is now a bloated mass

>implying sheev is a villan and not the tragic hero of this fantasy

how does that matter at all

shills promoting this film openly. We don't fucking care but they keep bringing this up

fuck star wars in general, they are dead and anyone who discusses them is from reddit

Pretty, but boring, mostly because that story was already told in an opening crawl and doesn't need to be shown.

Anyone who's watched GoT's last couple of seasons.
>MUH DRAGONS
>MUH THRONE
>BEND THE KNEE
>BYPASS THE COMPRESSOR

>t. plebbit
Go back, kike-lover.

nothing but kino

You have mommy issues?

I'm from Minnesota, and I browse a number of websites, including reddit :-)

Yeah, I miss her fat tits. Is that it, sweetheart?

how can you watch a star wars movie without sabers?

The same way you watch a Tom Cruise movie without running.

Maybe they'll shoehorn in a laser sword scene.

The dog ate the trailer

Harrison Ford is Jewish idiot

I'm going to pay $37.12 to see it in IMAX 3D with a bf :-)

COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO EAT

Who cares

You do :-)

When you're so contrarian you suck the dick because they said you're gay if you don't

I don't know if I'm dating a man because I'm gay or just contrarian.

They didnt have to actually make him with faggy hair, did they?

If you want to see cuckold fetish porn there is plenty on the internet already.

Why is he so ugly?

Hollywood has run out of bankable attractive actors. It won't be long until China starts releasing more movies internationally and overtaking (((Hollywood))) with its movies full of attractive actors and actresses and absent of any progressive nonsense.

>Why is he so ugly?

Like YOU look any better?

He probably isn't Fronting a major motion picture for a living.

hahahaha, now I kinda want to see how bad it was, but I won't pay to see it

very gay

>Emilia is actually a jedi
>she dies, and han is in denial about what he see about her using the Force
>"I don't believe in the Force"

>"Prediction markets within Disney predict

user stop, my yellow fever is already worrisome

>tfw I can see thing happening

It's not actually happening this was a grande charade. A facade of a movie to cover up an 'Argo-like' reconnaissance mission of some kind. What kind you say? That I do not know yet and you may never know. That is until, this, the mission itself and the behind the scenes of this, what's being purported as a fiasco, Star Wars movie, but it really a clever ploy of tail wagging the dog is finally documented in 20 some odd years and made into a movie.

...

Or it happens without Han.
>roaaaaaarrrrr
>what Chewie? Laser swords and space magic? You know such things don't exist, it's all ventrelian baloney
>Chewie looks directly to camera, cue laughter and clapping

Real?

There is literally no way this would happen and youre a fucking liar. They've already dumped millions of dollars into this movie.

ironic

Oh yeah, I forgot Han doesnt believe im the force so this movie cant have anything force related. God dam fuck prequels

Suck his dick in the theatre. Holy shit can you imagine how contrarian that would be? It’s like most people have sex with their preferred gender, but you’d just be 2 straight guys sharing love goo because you can. Imagine the statement you could make.

Like they give a shit. They’ll probably just write it off with a quip from han about how he thinks there’s some other explanation

He’ll probably wield a lightsaber he finds or someone lends him for a minute too.

Fan service trumps all logic in Disney wars because these man children zombie retards will literally cry in the theaters if they see something so “epic”

Ugly Asian men have become more appealing than American women

It says a lot when they're having trouble finding 2 minutes worth of clips that are decent enough to make the movie look good.

Kathleen Kennedy ran TLJ into the ground with micromanaging, demographic studies, focus groups, rewrites, and reshoots. Just because she's an effective bureaucrat does not mean she's effective at dictating creative content. TFA and Rogue One were decent because she let the writers/directors have a mostly free hand without micromanaging them. And Solo, she's micromanaging the whole goddamn thing, start to finish. It doesn't bode well.

But on the other hand, I'm glad they put JJ back on episode 9. Kathleen pretty much lets him do his own thing and the results are pretty good....

>Superbowl
yfw Han says dilly dilly

Disney seems to be in a bind with this one. If they cancel it they can't get those sweet sweet tax writeoffs however on the other hand if they do release this it could damage the Star Wars brand in a really serious way to the point of tanking it all especially after The Last Jedi underperformed. One meh movie followed by a bomb isn't good for a franchise they want out yearly.

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>I'm from Minnesota, and I browse a number of websites, including reddit :-)
r u me?

At this point they're probably gonna release the trailer in the beginning of the theater on opening night. And all the footage from the trailer won't be in the actual film because of re-shoots
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST

>I shit you not. Prediction markets within Disney predict

>Disney managed to run their version of the Star Wars franchise into the ground in only five years

Impressive when you really think about.

sup reddit, this is /our movie/

>3rd, 20th, and 10th highest grossing films ever

I wish I could fail that hard

Well thats what you get when you fire directors in the middle of a movie.

Revenue =/= Profit

>Jews
>White
Yul

>They're debating whether to scrap the movie

I know you aren't, but I would not be surprised. I've been saying this for weeks now after the bomb of TSJ

>Yul
Brynner

>I don't see how they could cancel it

of course you wouldn't. You aren't in the industry

(((white)))

Rogue One was incredibly boring and has little to no rewatch value.

The only good things about it are it helped explain why the Death Star had an easy way to destroy it and the Vader scene.

It should have been a short 45 min to hour long short instead of a movie because the "rogues" were all terrible.

This will be some of the articles about SOLO's failure:
>"Solo" proves that audiences don't like movies without diversity
>Why "Solo" is a clear example of how the white male protagonist formula is dying
>Audiences are tired of the token black guy in movies, "Solo" proves it

>Solo's flop confirms The Force IS Female