WOT IF FISH AND MICRO CHIPS?

WOT IF FISH AND MICRO CHIPS?

WOT IF UR MUM WERE A TOASTER WITH A CAMERA ON IT DAT'D SEE U MASTERBATIN

WOT IF YOUR DOG WOZ A PENIS

WOT IF YA TELLY COULD TELL YOU HOW LONG YOU HAD LEFT TO LIVE THAT WOULD BE MENTAL INNIT

WOT IF WHITE PEOPLE DIDNT EXIST ANYMORE

WOT IF TELETEXT CAME BACK BUT TO CLEVER

WOT IF CAMBODIAN PUPPETRY DISCUSSION FORUM BUT SHIT POSTED YOU

WOT IF WOIFUS WAZ REAL BUT DEY WUZ DESIGNED IN JAPAN N ASSEMBLED IN VIETNAM N DA COMPANY WUZ OWNED BY GERMANS BUT DEY DINT BLOODY KNOW ANY OF DA FOOKIN WARS WUZ OVA ABSOLUTELY MENTAL TA FINK ABOUT

Why are you masturbating in the kitchen, user?

Easier to wipe the tiles.