WE'RE SOCIAL NORMS, AND SOCIAL RULES, WE'RE SOCIAL SCUM, AND SOCIAL FOOLS

WE'RE SOCIAL NORMS, AND SOCIAL RULES, WE'RE SOCIAL SCUM, AND SOCIAL FOOLS

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How did Kevin Smith manage to convince the audience that a bunch of nerds, talking about nerd shit, were cool? Is this where we went wrong?

The movie is really good, but fuck him after that.

None of the characters were cool in those movies. The coolest guy was Jason Lee and he was a classic sleaze.

Kevin Smith was a mistake

Hey, did I ever tell you I used to be friends with Ben Affleck?

I love the smell of commerce in the morning.

Randal is the best thing he created, clerks is actually funny, mallrats had it's moments, the rest are hit or miss.

at some point he started doing that thing with his eyes in photos and it fucking bothers me every time I see a picture of him. When did it begin? After he started smoking weed? It's sort of like his own version of the nu-male gape.

>. When did it begin? After he started smoking weed?
Probably. He used to take pictures like everyone else.

Thousand yard stare after watching his wife get blacked

Clerks is a great movie and Randall is the best character
youtube.com/watch?v=KX5a0s4_69A

I hate him

>How did Kevin Smith manage to convince the audience
Because the audience was a bunch of nerds you dumbass

theres a reason kevin smith never became mainstream

but he's just like me! youtube.com/watch?v=TGpV6D_8rIo

How much you want to bet he convinced his daughter to fuck his fat lard ass?

I broke 8 teeth from someone like you in college

WE'LL LOSE THE GAME BEFORE WE START
THEY WATCH US DANCE WE FALL A APART

Hey tough guy we're out of Egg o' Mooby Muffins over heeyah

Kevin smith could've been directing better movies, he could've died in his prime.

But no, we get this...
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>internet tough guy
girlslaughing.jpg

SUZANNE
YOURE ALL THAT I WANTED OF A GIRL

I wouldn't blame him

I have nothing but respect for the Jewish people. My grandma told me to always be nice to the Jewish kids or else they'd put the Sheeny curse on me.

WHY ARE WE ALL SHITPOSTING ON THIS BOARD LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING PORCH MONKEYS?

>internet tough guy
Nope sweety, am I being rough with the user? Some people here have real lives, you know? Sometimes things happen in people's lives, like in movies...

Larp or not, that is some cringeworthy shit you just typed there.

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass...

Sure, reddit.

Some like Randall broke 8 of your teeth?
Is this why you don’t like him?

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>1:07
wtf a soyboy in 2006

OH NONONONOHAAHAHAHAHA

If you don't like the stuff at the video store in clerks, you can't be helped....

>OOOO HOO HOO NAVY SEALS

What the fuck did you just fucking say you little bitch!?

unironically one of my favorite movies
>well, if it isn't the mad fat chick killer!

he knows what he's doing because it makes the viewer pay more attention to his daughter and or wife
he wants them to get the 'positive' attention

amazing opening credits. probably the best part of the movie. youtube.com/watch?v=YWlGgPQQEw0

Friend of mine is background in a few scene in Mallrats. Filmed at Eden Prairie Center up in Minnesota, which somewhat ironically is now the dirt mall.

Cookie stand is an eatery ... eatery is part of the food court!

>tfw no brandi svenning gf

but Shannen Doherty

Dante fanboys can go to hell.

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I know Mallrats was a Universal movie, but I still bet (((Harvey))) fucked them all anyway.

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>fa/tv/irgin with low T think everyone in real life are pussy like them.

she had cancer man

Yes...?

Eyegaping
It's like Smizing, but for numales.

in a very uncomfortable place?

You mean the back of a Volkswagon?

huge black cocks with pearly white cum

beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame