>me on the left
Me on the left
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God damn she was so fantastic fucking hot. A body built for sex.
imagine that sexy skinny body slither
grinding her hips up and down
as she worked your dick whil laying on her back
you stuck still like a statue afraid any movement and her tight twat might rip your dick off with how hard and fast she worked it
and wjem she cums she pulls you forward and shoves jer tongue down your throat while she gushes all over your dick and sheets forcing you to instantly drain right then and there
THAT TUMMY
>vagina bones
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The look in his eyes, you just KNOW they banged.
Keira Knightley is known to be THE most hung FtM actress in Hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. Her cock has been described as "like an Evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival Shane Diesel and Shorty Mac. I'm estimating her size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. She would have absolutely destroyed Mickey's asshole.
They would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting him dilated enough just so he can take it. I can just imagine him begging for it, with Keira barely able to force it past the knob, and Mickey squeaking and squirming, demanding her to force it in deeper. He would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to his prostate. the orgasm would have been powerful, with his anal muscles clamping down on Keira's throbbing monstrosity, his whole body quivering in euphoria..
I bet he still masturbates to the memory of it
Do you have that pic but with real women ?
one of my biggest crush, jesus pecs christ
now shes talking about sexual assaults here and there
My God, i-is her belly button pierced?
Like the actual button itself.
>belly button piercing
Fucking dropped this is so fucking disgusting
Me on the left being a 21 year old girl who looks 50
Right is surprisingly thicc for a cheerleader
I bet she's a lifter, not a liftee
>me in the middle
damn Artie Lange looks like THAT!?!
Remember when women were allowed to be thin and fit and attractive
i wonder how much these girls got payed.
The one on the left has the crazyeyes I like, would marry
Not enough.
JUST
manlets, when will they fucking learn
you just know this kid's asshole dad made him do this
>this kid's asshole
Was this picture taken before or after she was sexually assaulted 4 times at a bar? Why did she keep coming back btw?
giv sticc gf
kek what'd your dad do to you user?
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Always embarrassed me by making me go volunteer for the dumb public shit when someone asks for a volunteer. Saying dumb shit like telling people I was younger than I was when introducing me. A few times he caught me looking at a girl and called over to her “Ms, my son has the hots for you, just so you know.”
Glad I cut that cancerous faggot out of my life
Jesus christ I could shave with her hip bones.
its a shame you interpreted your dad's attempts at trying to help you become a better person and develop into an adult as malicious, he probably knew it was a failed effort tho based on telling people you were younger than you were
God I wanna see Keira peg that Mouse
me on the right
Is this bait? You thin skinned little bitch.
>me on the left
He wasn’t trying to help me at all. He just got a kick out of mocking me and embarrassing me. Probably because he didn’t want me to begin with (even told me so once when he was drunk)
How is that not emotionally abusive?
you can tell she uses that neckalace as anal beeds too
>dad tries to make you a better person through public volunteering
>dad breaks the ice with women you would never have the stones to talk to
>somehow he’s the bad guy
You’re a little faggot tbqh
>dat tummy
perfection
too bad she doesn't have a bigger rack
You sound like a faggot or severely underaged. You need to fuck off, autist.
hershlag > keira
Wow i always thought it was photoshopped. is this guy 12 and looks 21, or is the right girl's head really fucking big. how tall is that guy even? 5'2? I wonder what i would look like next to those girls.
Men who claim to prefer thicc to sticc are lying to themselves.
All of that aside, what are you like mid 20s? 30? Get the fuck over it. Daddy was mean to me when I was 14 so I’m going to let it ruin the rest of my 80 years on this planet
t. spoiled kids who didn’t have an alcoholic, jerk father
Fuck you
Didn't know Hershlag had such a nice tummy. Wew.
She liked it the first 3 times but she wasn't really into it the 4th time and her assailant failed to comply with her non-verbal cues
24, and when did I say it ruined my life? I’ve gotten my shit together and I’m decently successful. He was just a shit father is all, but he didn’t ruin my life
>volunteering
This is good for, builds character, gives back to the community, learn to help others, makes you not a prick, obviously you needed it
>telling a girl you have the hots for her
Probably trying to help you out, go over and say yeah I do but I have a bit more tact than my dad
>telling people your younger
probably embarrassed that you're such a fucking bitch nigger at your age
it was right after she had given birth
>spoiled kids who didn’t have an alcoholic, jerk father
Who said? Just because you act like a little bitch about it doesn't mean everyone in similar situations does. You learn to grow a pair instead of crying about it on a Chinese ipod manufacturing forum.
your dad sounds pretty good how you described him. My dad is beta so I always wondered what having an alpha dad would be like, and how different I would be now. Probably a lot more confident i'll bet
Based on what you're saying I don't blame him for not wanting you. If I had a son that thought I was intentionally causing him harm by pushing him to do normal human activities I wouldn't want him either.
Akshually my father was an abusive drunk who walked out on us when I was 14 and still function as a normal human being
Me on the right, imagining her and I living a life together as husband and wife because she smiled at me for a milisecond.
>> I don’t really do films set in the modern day because the female characters nearly always get raped. I always find something distasteful in the way women are portrayed, whereas I’ve always found very inspiring characters offered to me in historical pieces. There’s been some improvement. I’m suddenly being sent scripts with present-day women who aren’t raped in the first five pages and aren’t simply there to be the loving girlfriend or wife.
>the absolute state of soyboys
>this beta getting BTFO by anons
I bet the faggot was expecting us to hold his hand and shit lel
Why do people pay attention to this shit show.
It wasn’t volunteering like charity shit. It was like, for instance we went to a magic show once. Guy asked for a volunteer. Dad knows I’ve got that public anxiety, anyway he jumps up from his seat and starts shouting “OVER HERE OVER HERE MY SON REALLY WANTS TO”. Magician picked some chick so that was a relief but that’s what I mean by volunteering me for shit.
Yeah. I still function as a normal human being as well. But a normal human being is allowed to be pissed at his upbringing if it sucked.
It made me a beta for years till I went to college
lol thats normal male bantz you fucking pussy.
How sad are you? youre dad sounds like a fun guy.
My older brother and dad are still fucking with me to this day and i retaliate with similar bantz.
Youre better off being a women mate.
You’re still not proving your point
>dad knows I’m a little bitch with social anxiety
>puts me in situations outside of my comfort zone as to get me used to being in public spaces
>somehow he is still the bad guy
Your dad tried to get you out of your shell. You know? face your fears and shit?
Thats what a dad is supposed to do. mom cradles you and dad kicks you back out there.
Thats how you grow as a human you fucking pussy.
God you actually made me angry.
Mickey's #metoo photo.
>She was all over me like a dry thicket! All spindly limbs and sharp angles!
Does she think that is appropriate attire to wear around kids?
If this is the worst your dad did cutting him out of your life was probably a blessing for him.
SOY
BOY
Not an argument.
That's not normal bantz. That's just being rude and ignorant to me, and fuck him for it. I fucking hate him and all of you for not understanding this.
Correct. He is the bad guy. Forcing me into doing things I don't normally do isn't going to help me. He could have encouraged me nicely instead of like a jerk.
Don't act like you know the full story. He was a drunk, and always did rude shit like this to me.