No drug compares to the pure, euphoric feeling of being Stuckmannized. No matter what I do...

No drug compares to the pure, euphoric feeling of being Stuckmannized. No matter what I do, the Stuckmann always draws me back. It's not an addiction, it's an affliction.

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this guy sucks fuck off

>tfw stuckmann was in my emails essentially asking me to ghostwrite for him

Wish I was joking but all your idols really are frauds.

and why would he be emailing you?

The thing is that he is too nice. He never gives under a C what tha fuck

Well was he going to pay you? I wouldn't turn down that gig if it was paying.

Same. I told him not to email me back but he was incessant. I blocked him after the first 10 emails. I felt embarrassed for him

has anyone tried reading his book? It's hilariously stupid
"hey... have you guys seen the avengers? ... what a work of art."

You've actually read it? Please don't tell me you bought it

He has a book?

Chris Evans is looking damn good nowadays. But Really, Stuckman thinks so fucking highly of himself it leaks through his saggy eyes. Please someone post those awful WebMs.

This I wanna see em

Bump lol

Dude I grew up with ghostwriting for stuckmann

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I think Chris's wife is very cute, and that actually kind of makes me like Chris more.

The Film Buff's Bucket List (But only with movies from the 2000's because Chris doesn't really watch movies made before then)

Are you sure that's not his sister?

No, it's Mrs. Stuckmann.

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this guy has the most bland taste ever

why do people even watch him

Because he has the most bland taste ever.

They look so much alike.

makes it hotter tbqh

lmao who are you kidding, you literally have 15 followers on twitter

this is one of the saddest, dumbest post on Sup Forums in a while. I hope maybe you're trolling

does anybody else simply not like him because he reminds you of yourself, only much more successful?

if you watch this dude you are the definition of a pleb. Uncultivated, dumb, ignorant, tasteless, sheepish, shallow.

>he reminds you of yourself
literally kill yourself. unless you're 16