How the fuck did he acquire all that power?

How the fuck did he acquire all that power?

He's just a slug

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good businessman

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You could say the same about weinstein

Jabba is Weinstein. Has a harem and is taken down by the women he employed.

>how the hell do they control every position of power in the worlds finances and media, theyre just some scrawny jews

who is more representative of jews more the toydarian or the hutts

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I'm pretty sure Watto literally said "oy vey".

it happened quickly. they weren't ready for his strength and size

before the republic the hutts ruled most of the galaxy. backwater places are still controlled by hutt crime syndicates.

his hugh mungus slug cock

You could say the same about donald trump

>Jabba started small, finding early work as a high-risk gunrunner, along with his lifelong friend Ephant Mon.

>Ephant Mon
>Elephant Man
kek, I love their not-clever-at-all names

>we make fun of braaapwars when this literally happened

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Are hutt's hermaphrodites in the new canon? I know this is not on topic but I'm wondering about this.

Based Jabba vores roasties and gets out of dungeons

Into the Rancor pit Hillary goes.

>In her final moments as her mouth filled with Jabba's slime and her nose with the stench of Jabba's rancid breath
Who wrote this lmao

>employed

Jews aren't assassinating each other in plain view though
it isn't the wild wild west like in soy wars where any wacko can approach you with a thermal detonator
he'd have to be agile and have DEX to survive this long even with security
how did these fat slugs even make the effort to acquire wealth and slide onto a ship in the first place

Source?

shit worldbuilding

>be Steven Spielberg
>best friend is returning to directing after 20 years
>he shows you a rough cut of the film
>pic related shows up
>the jewiest jew that ever was put on screen
>makes Woody Allen look like the ubermensch
>glance nervously at Lucas
>He's just chuckling to himself
>looks at me
>"he's fully CG"
>pretend to look impressed and nod
>don't say anything as to not embarass him
>flashforward 3 years later
>watch an early cut of the sequel
>pic related shows up again
>Lucas doubled-down on the jewishness and gave him a space yarmulke
>start to say something to George
>he interrupts
>"don't tell Francis, but I modeled Watto after him"

literally how did Lucas get away with this

How the fuck did Hitler acquire all that power?

He's just a manlet

how is this not a pasta

a slug...in the desert. not good.

You jealous boneboy?
Women can't resist the BSC.

Hutts can be quite physically formidable. Have you heard the story of the fallen Hutt Jedi knight Beldorion? He was quite skilled with a lightsaber and would channel the force to maintain an impressive muscular physique. His rule over the planet Nam Chorios came to an end when Leia Organa Solo engaged the fallen Hutt Jedi in lightsaber combat within tight quarters. After a hard battle, the smaller, more maneuverable Leia Organa Solo succeeded in cutting him in half. He was a good friend.

>the story of the fallen Hutt Jedi knight Beldorion
That's just a legend.

>>How the fuck did he acquire all that power?

>>He's just a slug

He gives hope to us all.

Nu-canon also has a swole Hutt.

Same way jews do it.

no morals to speak of.

That's no way to talk about your President

So like what did Jabba even do to his woman slaves? Did he find them attractive? Like I'm pretty sure slugs don't think human women are attractive. Does he have a dick? Does he stick his tail up their coochies?

he vored them.

I mean he had a son.

He fed them to the monster he kept in his basement. Did you even watch the movie?

he's got hella clout, bro

I honestly wish one of the new star wars spin off films would be about Jabba's rise to power. Star Wars meets scarface. Unfortunately it would never be rated R but I always found the criminal underworld of Star Wars to be intriguing and having the most potential for further exploration. Oh well.

>based on a toad
>is fat and lazy
>hangs out with sleazy muppets
>has slave waifus

Literally /ourguy/

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JABBED!

>slug life