PAN
NICE AND HOT
PAN
NICE AND HOT
CUMIN, PAPRIKA, CRUSHED PEPPERCORN
A TINY BIT OF OLIVE OIL
post good gordon kino from youtube that i can put on a playlist to fall asleep to
GUYS DINER DRIVE INS AND DINES IS COMING TO MY TOWN
its FUCKING RAW!
we’re not your personnel chefs
why not bitch
7" BRONZE SKILLET FROM NORTHERN CYPRUS EXACTLY 60.4° CELCIUS
Cake kino
youtu.be
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Dropping consistency? Scatmuncher confirmed?
I CUMIN UR MOM WHILE SHE PAPRIKAD AND CRUSHED MY PEPPERCORNS
>say this every time my gf puts the ingredients in before heating up the pan
wew
how is this reddit you nincompoop
is this a real chef? looks like he has downs
The best thing is his "budget cooking", where you need lemongrass and Saffron to marinate salmon.
Reddit likes Gordon Ramsay. Everyone likes Gordon Ramsay. My Mum likes Gordon Ramsay and she hates everything. I guess thats his reasoning.
And this is the stuffing?
he dislikes brexit so hes automatically reddit
>add a touch of olive oil
>*pours in half of the bottle*
>and a pinch of salt
>*throws in almost a handful*
>with a knob of butter
>*throws in the entire stick*
>tfw playing Cooking Mama and someone starts saying "Yes Chef"
I love the memes
>YOU'VE BURNT IT SO FUCKING BLACK IT'S COMMITTING 50% OF THE CRIME DESPITE BEING 10% OF THE POPULATION
what did chef mean by this?
COCA LEAVES ROUGHLY WHIPPER-SNIPPED
CEMENT POWDER IN
SULFRIC ACID IN
GASOLINE IN
LET THAT MARINATE THEN ADD BATTERY ACID AND FINISH WITH BICARBONATE SODA
CLASSIC, RUSTIC, HONEST, LOCAL
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What are they actually doing here?
IT'S RAW
CARRY THIS ACROSS THE BORDER, YOU DONKEY
>Womb, nice and hot
>Olive oil. In.
>Salt, pepper, garlic. In.
>Dick. In.
>Its very important not to force it. Just let the dick do the work.
>Let the dick rest for 5-10 minutes.
>Dick. Out.
>Baste with the leftover juices, and then let sit for 9 months.
>And there you have it. Simple. Rustic. Beautiful.
lads what does rustic mean?
Making coke youtube.com
Imagine a porn parody of Kitchen Nightmares where the porn look-alike of Gordon walks around the porno set while actors are shooting a scene shouting things like SMELL THAT! WHAT DOES THAT SMELL LIKE? HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SITTING THERE?? and ITS FUCKING RAAAAW
>yes chef
>gawker.com
>Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go
>found dead in a badger den
holy shit I don't know whether laugh or cry