What is the best way to clean a dvd?

Rented reservoir dogs from the library,and the disc is full of finger prints and scratches. What is the superior way of cleaning a dvd?

downloading the YIFY version and posting "THANKS YIFY" in the TBP comment section is the way 2 go

> full of finger prints and scratches
Before you clean DVD, you must clean society from filthy inbreds and niggers.

isn't it usually just kids that do this though?

about a dozen years ago, when our daughter was like eight years old she showed me once how to clean a DVD, she dunked it, and her hand, in the toilet and then dried the DVD off with toilet paper. I've never brought it up since. Hope this helps.

Toothpaste

Unironically this, I always used this tactic to clean gamecube games. Use white toothpaste though.

Semen

I've always found standard blue Windex to be effective.

if your semen is abrasive then you're eating to many egg shells, friend

All I eat are eggs, black beans and potatoes. I've had this same meal, 3 times a day, for nearly a month now. Eggs, beans and potatoes are literally the greatest foods ever bestowed to mankind.

throwing it in the garbage

Yea. If you don't have the right toothpaste use baking soda and water

is this true? i'm looking to get healthy

clear nail polish

you'll thank me later

It's not abrasive, it fills in the scratches and dries clear so it is superior to toothpaste. I do this with all my library discs.

I mean the best in terms of taste, lol. I'm probably not getting enough nutrition out of this. I kind of just gave up on all other foods. I have lost weight though, but I've also felt a little lightheaded every now and then.

Are you intentionally going out of your way to kill yourself?

As others have said, use toothpaste.

/thread

You can buff it on the carpet.
I'm not joking. It will fix minor scratches.
The proper way would be to take it to a video store if you can find one, the will polish it with a machine.

Only the clear plastic is scratched, the data is underneath with a reflective backing

yeah kids are screwing up the reservoir dogs dvd that their parents let them watch

she's fucked up, I bet your glad you got rid of her by now

Kids will take discs out of the cases and dick around with them, my little sister used to do that.

honestly looks pretty close to nutritionally complete to me.

did you gas her

>let a friend borrow a DVD
>go to his house
>using it as a coaster

methylene chloride

Just buy some "scratchoff!", if that still exists

Rain-X. If the scratches or pits are small enough, the thin-layer of whatever this leaves on the glass that makes it water-resistant, puts on the disc, fills the grooves and pits. And it's clear.

I used to use it all the time, when I had siblings.

Snapping it in half

>when I had siblings
Did you kill em

We grew up and moved to different corners of the nation. They still exist, but they can't touch my stuff anymore.

you can tell how cancerous a fanbase is by how fucked up their library movies are.

comet

When I was young my brother never wanted me to play his PSX games so I'd tell my mom to force him to give them up.

One day I wanted to play his Kartia so again
>Moooom!
>He accepts and tells me I can play
>Turn on the PSX
>Weird noises
>he broke the disc in half and placed it back in the console

Man I was so mad. 10 years later or so I emulated it and it was a fantastic experience. Nice game if you get past the nonsensical gameplay and horrendous art style and bad plot. You know what, it's not really a good game but music is decent.

Yes, with vaporized semen straight out of the tap

this, I bet Kubrick's autistic fans return the discs in BETTER shape than they got them

#metoo. I feel your pain user.

Never fall for this lie, i did this once and the disc was comepeltly unreadable