You're now in charge of season 8

How do you clean up this mess?

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I would kill every single character off.

wait for JRRM to write it for me

This. Make people believe Jon Snow and Daenerys will rule together and bring peace to the Seven Kingdoms. Then brutally kill them off and everyone else

Stannis revealed to not be dead. The series ends with stannis sitting on the iron throne after all other viable contenders are killed of violently. Additionally add a post credits scene where D&D are being doused with gasoline while being tied to chairs with it going to black the moment they are lit.

full unedited dany shit scene like grrm wanted, then id have stannis come back and kill everybody

more bronn and jaime hijinx

fewer daenarys and cersei scenes, way fewer

fatman is a hack as well

first scene is bran in a weirwood vision. he goes back in time to the beginning of season 5 and changes things so much that we have to restart the plot from season 5 onwards.

there, show fixed.

Lock the doors and burn it to the ground.

resurrect robert

>CIA that was killed revealed to be a disguised No One
>Stannis revealed to actually be a dragon in human form and not dead
>Bran was everyone
>Dany killed by an Arya who gained canon teleporting powers and teleports behind Dany for the easy kill
>Jon revealed to be Ned's father
>the kid Ned executed in the first episode for running away from the night's watch becomes the King
>the undead reenact Thriller in a credits scene, Bollywood style

I actually kek'd at this

Invent a time machine and tell Geroge or the producers(or whoever came up with it) to fuck off with trying to tell anyone a frozen dragon corpse can leave the ground.
Take that asspull and throw it into the lake.

Bring back Bobby B.

please hire this person

meteor strikes planetos killing all life

best one

jon kills dany to reforge lightbringer episode 2

Some rando comes in from the north and chunks everyone with cannons.

>Jon finds out he's committed incest
>decides he might as well stick with it
>hardcore threesome with Sansa & Arya
>night king rolls into winterfell
>sees Jon giving it to his sister
>Jon looks him right in the eye
>"you like this, Huh?"

give joe rogan full control

not
>hardcore intergenerational foursome with sansa, arya and daenerys
5/7

travel back in time and cut the mereen storyline. daenerys comes to westeros in season 6 and falls in love with jon earlier, helping him at the battle of the bastards with her dragons. jon's forces don't lose as many good fighters at the BotB and so the defence force agains the WW is stronger. because it's still s6, jon and daenerys prepare the defence of the north together, and they have more time to prepare for the arrivel of the WWs.

Bring back the One True King

merge Westworld and GoT storylines

I would make Dany die at the very least.

Yup, turns out Brienne realized trying to kill the guy rescuing Sansa was fucking retarded, and didn't kill him. Stan returns with a host of Stormlords and Skagosi (on Wooly Rhinos for muh CGI).

Recast everyone.
Renew the show for 8 more seasons.
Have it written and directed by Preston Jacobs.

My nigga

such a cowardly way of killing Stannis anyway.
>let's do it off-cam so we can bring him back if necessary!
How many character deaths were off-cam like that? Every other that I can think of were explicitly shown.

So true, Stanon

I'm currently working on some alternative outlines for how seasons 5 through 7 should have went.

well done! you can post your fanfiction on

this but fat fuck gets to co-write

preston has ascended the need for fatty

yes

Father of the future president of Hapastan.

b-but i still like fatty.

Considering ive watched since season 1 and noticed the gradual downfall of quality since the 3rd season and realise the only people watching are those that are too stupid to comprehend the quality writing from the shit and those that are just sticking it out for finalities sake, I would basically just wing it. Id purposely make a Lost season finale tier bullshit ending as one final fuck you. Whats even the point? There used to be a point where the writing and development were more important in lieu of advancing plot towards mindless action.

I just wanted The Wire in a lotr landscape. Fuck you HBO.

Have Jon and Dany have a sex scene every episode. I don't care if they want to get paid more. I would if only to keep but fuckers in shape.

Dedicate a whole episode to Jaime's death (after sex scene) in order it gets the total respect he deserves. Full of feels. Every trick in the book to manipulate people into crying of sadness.

Kill Gollum

Kill ugly Jean Grey

Bring back Ghost

Have a decent final battle with decent effects

Gendry wins the throne.

Have Jon Snow walk up and cut the Night King's head off in the first 5 minutes to finally put the show out of its fucking misery. Rest of the episodes runtime can be Missendei bouncing up and down in a low cut top or something.

make danearys very powerful and make her have a happy ending

> Fat fuck gets to co-write
> Spends 6 months writing the script of the opening scene, then another 6 months trying to reduce his 600 pages script to a single paragraph
> Realizes he can't
> Dies
> Leaves it to Preston Jacobs to write the rest
> Preston goes missing while autistically going through the 100.00 pages of the fat fuck unfinished material
> dies of exhaustion autistically compiling theories from unreadable shit
> Producers call back D&D
This is why we can't have nice things.

It needs more singing and dancing

literally a whole season with bronn jamie and tyrion doing shenanigans in the other continent
last 5 minutes bronn and tyrion drunk out of their minds then bronn says
>hey aren't we forgetting something
>cut to ice nigga dragon burning everything
>cut to all 3 of them laughing
>cut to black

There is no way to fix this show other than "go back in time." They have irreparably damaged the show with their writing since about the midpoint of season 4. It's a cash cow, that's also a fucking catastrophe. I don't just blame D&D either (even though they are hacks supreme) Martin, HBO, and the idiotic fans who only watch the show for "tweetable" shock moments all deserve a slice of the shit pie. I'm glad the show exists because it has ushered in a new era of big budget tv, unfortunately big budget tv is probably going to be equally as stupid and braindead as big budget cinema. Oh well.

>Brienne in season 5 has to make the big choice: kill Stannis to avenge Renly but lose the chance to rescue Sansa, or vice versa
>season 6 rolls around
>lol nevermind she accomplished both goals, no one learned anything
That's my second biggest gripe about the scene. If instead she let Stannis live and in the season 6 premier Sansa and Theon were saved by Brienne, Stannis and Pod it would have been kino

I always wonder what Robert and Renly's relationship was like. And how both of them were with Stannis before things went to shit.

I'm sure there isn't the source material for it but if they ever do that prequel series I would love to see some interaction between the Baratheon brothers in their prime.

this, they should have waited for the books to finish. what the fuck were they thinking?

Robert bullied him and Renly was an attention whore

None of them were close.
Robert and Stannis never liked each other, and Renly was too young and disconnected to ever really bond with his brothers (he was 15 years younger than Robert).

I wonder if Renly fought in the Greyjoy rebellion. He would have been old enough by then right?

Season 7 would have been epic if Jaime killed Dany at the field of fire, even if he died in the attack

Then Jon goes to Dragonstone to find dragonglass and winds up taming Dany's dragons

S8 is 6 full 90 min episodes of SanSan smut & fluff.

I feel like I wrote this

childhood is wanting a jon/dany sex scene in every episode
adulthood is realizing that what you really want is a jon/dany kissing scene in every episode

>Last episode is a single shot of Stannis beheading every other named character one by one on the chopping block.
>Not a single word is said, because everything worth saying has already been said during the trials.
Pure unadulterated Kino.

How do you crash GOT tv with no survivors anyway?

I was so uninterested in the last season I don't quite remember how it finished up, or generally what happened in the season.

>Dany and Jon fuck a bunch
>Dany and Jon find out he's a Targ
>Dany and Jon fuck a bunch

>Cersei captures Jon
>Cersei rapes Jon cause she had the hots for his dad and needs a new baby after she miscarried.

>Theon Kills Euron

>Dany, Arya, Jamie, Hound go rescue Jon
>Hound over comes his fear of fire to kill the Mountain
>Jamie kills Cersei
>Arya does something stupid.

>Jon kills Night King.
>Dany and Jon fuck a bunch
THE END.

Arya goes to assasin Cersei. Does her needle anime bullshit to the hound and stabs through his throat with a goblin grin. Hound grabs sword, slices her in half. End of scene.

When they started this that was the plan.

Now Martin however...

>season 8 opener
>Bran wakes up in bed
>Maester Luwin walks in
>"What is it, Bran?"
>"I had the strangest dream. Jon was King in the North, Arya was an assassin, I was psychic and Sansa was raped."
>"You just miss Robb, Bran. He only marched south a week ago."
>season 8 proceeds to overwrite season 2, but good this time

...

>When they started this that was the plan.

TWOW was reasonable.

But no way in hell could anyone at HBO think that GRRM could get the entire series finished in the 7 years it would take them to catch up.

I think that what Martin told them and they went with that. So Martin believed it and so did D&D and HBO. I don't think it would happen if Martin didn't think he was going finish the books before show takes it over.

>go back in time
>Make sure show isn't made until books are finished
Fixed it for you OP

>books are finished

Now wait a minute.

Everyone dies offscreen before the intro. This is conveyed through text.

The show is then remade into a carbon copy of Frasier. It's literally just Frasier reruns.

You're wrong. There's a long, 2-part interview of D&D where they say that they basically said "if we have that problem someday, it means we will have been successful. When we started this we had no idea whether we would make a single episode, let alone 7 or 8 seasons" they also said it was the perfect time to do it.
Basically jewish greediness and lack of foresight.

gonna need a recast first

And Martin was part of it.

Don't know what he's up to. Was it like two years ago when he said Winds is soon finished and coming end of 2016? Then nothing.

>cersei captures jon and rapes him
this is so bad that it's [spoiler[believable

I think part of him regrets selling the rights to them (he doesn't watch the show anymore, so that should tell you how he feels about it). He's probably trying to make the books redeem the show, hence the long delay

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wtf the transition from the baby face to this was awesome. How can you ruin that set up?

hold my beer...

Hold my alcoholism, George Raymond Richard Martin will finish this book series. I know he can do it.

it's going to basically have the same ending as the show, you know
at least for the major characters

Bring back CIA

1/3

>season premiere opens with a long shot of an icy wasteland where king's landing used to be
>cut to the half burned throne room covered in a layer of snow
>the Night's king is reveiled to be seated on the iron throne, surrounded by wights and white walkers in absolute victory
>various shots show that all the major characters are dead, Jon, Dany, Cersei, Jamie, Arya, Tyrion etc. All dead in what looks to be a devastating war where the living ultimately lost
>the only familiar charcter we see in the crowd seems to be the mountain, made an to be an honorary white walker as one of the undead
>it's dead quiet
>suddenly the doors open, and we see a hooded man, who appears to be one of the last of the living, being led in chains by some wights
>he's brought to the center of the room
>he's carrying what appears to a sword made valaryion steel
>the mountain stares at the hooded figure, uneasy
>With a booming voice that sounds like freezing rain and thunder, we hear the Night's King speak for the very first time
>"You're probably wondering why we've brought you here, why we've kept such an insignificant worm such as yourself alive all this ti-"
>"Not really" the hooded man interrupts
>incredulous the Night's King continues, "Well regardless, I've brought you here because of a prophecy, a prophecy that I have been working towards for a thousand years, and must see fulfilled if I am to-"
>"You talk to much, just kill me and get it over with ya dumb cunt."
>"Ahh, but you see, that's where you're wrong. It won't be I who kills you. I can not...Ser Clegane?"

2/3

>The Mountain steps forward and unsheathes a massive magical sword made of ice
>"I get it now" scoffs the hooded figure. "I've never much believed in all that prophecy horsehit, but I do believe in one thing, and that's killing you...brother"
>Sandor Clegane throws back his cloak and draws his sword in one motion. He lights his valryian steel sword on fire, in the way of Ser Berric having finally overcome his fear of fire
>Now who's the kings hound?" Sandor jeers at Gregor.
>The Mountain, both shocked and angered at the appearance Sandor and his flaming sword, bellows out a war cry and runs toward him
>"No matter," Sandor quietly says, "ALL MEN MUST HYPE!"
>*Cue the John Cena music* wights appear in brightly colored jerseys, with foam fingers and white walker vendors selling whole chickens to the crowd
>The Night's King laughs maniacally as he reveals a huge banner that says CLEGANEBOWL 2019 in large bold letters and screams "GET HYPE, GET HYPE!"
>Their swords clash, the crowd going absolutely wild around them
>Their epic fight takes place over the next 7 episodes, with every last bit of the show's budget, including the money that would've been the major actor and actresses salaries for the season, is spent on using the most fantastic special effects and insane fighting choregraphy and cinematography that film and television has every seen.
>their epic fight lasts for a year and a day in their world until finally, Sandor gets the upper hand and lops the Mountain's head off in one clean stroke. Echoing the very first one screen death of the show. Gregor's body burns to ashes.

3/3

>Sandor falls to his knees, utterly exhausted and thankful that it's finally over and that he can now die in peace.
>He looks up at the Night's King and says, "Alright, I've fulfilled my purpose, now kill me...please"
>The Night's King stares at Sandor in amazement, and just softly shake his head
>"I-I'm sorry I can't. You're just simply too badass...In fact, Ser Gregor Clegane, I offer you the Iron Throne, a reward for the truly amazing feats you have done in this great combat."
>The Night's King stands up and moves aside from the iron throne, to the amazment of his undead army.
>Sandor wearily raises his head, and looks at the Night's King in disbelief.
>He stands on his feet, and utters one phrase before turning on his heel and walking out the door, "Fuck the throne".
>The last shot of the show pulls back on his figure, sauntering off into a barren tundra towards certain death. Never to be seen again.
>Screen fades to black, and credits roll as the opening chords of the song, "Wanted. Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi plays.

kek

>Stannis alive and well, becomes King of Westeros
>Daenerys & Arya killed by Jaqen H’ghar
>Bronn becomes lord of an important castle and land
>all dragons died
>White walkers defeated
>Sansa died during child birth
>bran becomes a tree
>jaime kills Cersei
>Tyrion become independent and go’s solo from now on
>Euron kills everyone and becomes King of iron islands
>The End
And who are you, the proud lord said...

>Jon dies during the battle
>Cleganebowl happen with the Mountain death and the Hound crippled
>Jora becomes the 1000th lord Commander
>Beric Dondarrion = Azor Ahai confirmed
>all wildlings death
>Varys & Melisandre death
>Davos becomes Stannis king’s hand

Kek. Imagine the cunthurt

Make Season 8 so it isn't actually the next part, pull a Spartacus and do a prequel season following Roberts Rebellion.

Pretty much this. Show has basically become fan wank material at this point and everything is basically fan theories come to life.

Martin likely feels trapped as people got what they wanted in the tv series and will probably be pissy if it doesnt turn out similar in the books.

Beric isn't Azor Ahai, he literally dies in like book 3. He's just a character D&D kept in for no reason.

Lmao. The long delay is because GRRM is a procrastinating fuck who would rather galavant around the world attending cons than finishing his series. The series which he wrote himself into a corner because he lacks any sort of planning or foresight

>the goblin walking behind her
>has to wear high heels on an average shopping trip in order to make herself look better when Sophie is around
>both look like shit anyway

I can't wait to see how they age terribly.

>turns out everything after S4 was just a dream
>we're currently witnessing the succesful siege of Winterfell by Stannis, or the Lannisters

''Can I dwell on what I scarce remember? I held a castle on the Marches once, and there was a woman I was pledged to marry, but I could not find that castle today, nor tell you the color of that woman's hair. Who knighted me, old friend? What were my favorite foods? It all fades. Sometimes I think I was born on the bloody grass in that grove of ash, with the taste of fire in my mouth and a hole in my chest. Are you my mother, Thoros?''

Why doesn't Jon have memory problems after being brought back from the dead like Beric?

Book and show are different and in this thread we are talking about the show.

>Are you my mother, Thoros?
L-lewd

>How do you clean up this mess?
cut out the jew social agenda bullshit

Every important character comes back as a zombie and the white walkers are actually aliens.

Burn it to the ground and start again

Even so, they can't make a minor character that George killed off in book 3 suddenly the most important character in the show.