>Pretending not to like this movie >Pretending unregulated capitalism is a good thing >Pretending that this song isn't awesome: youtube.com/watch?v=W_HUdf89hI8 >Pretending that this film doesn't accurately describe the state of nature before the corruption of man >Still hating
reminder this was replaced with the meme how b b b bad can i be, because executives found it too scary ford kids youtube.com/watch?v=BpgUQYARIsw
Brandon Jackson
The entire point of this movie was to appeal to the lowest common denominator and make as much bank as possible. It's the TLJ of Dr Seuss adaptations.
Neck yourself, tumblrina. We know you only like this movie because of the soyboy ukelele playing faggot antagonist.
Henry Bennett
Why was the Lorax such a fucking asshole. "I speak for the trees" bitch maybe let the trees speak for themselves. Fucking libtard Lorax getting offended on other people's behalf.
>that song was supposed to paint thneed as the bad guy >ends up making him a giant figure of power and wealth >I now like him as a character more
Luis Ross
He is destroying the planet for his own personal success, it is against God.
Tyler Harris
>movie that I assume is about saving the trees and shit >THE PLANET IS FOR KEKS BECUASE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE SEX ON IT, KYS LIBTARD Impressive
Sebastian Green
That is why God gave us the will and cunning to reach other worlds with which to spread His word.
Hunter Lee
Yes, in moderation of your spirit what does the world matter to a soulless man?
Adam Wilson
Sounds like a fandom song.
Connor Thomas
>implying unregulated capitalism wouldn't pursue it's best interests by replanting the trees at a sustainable rate so that they don't run out and stop making money
Liam Stewart
If you think God would want us to destroy his perfect creation, that's a big "no!"
Brody Morales
This. There's even be further economic incentive for the practice to exist since you'd also have to have people being paid to plant the trees.
>OP still believes in tragedy of the commons/principle of rational depletion
Alexander James
>Implying that trees are just commodities of humans and not respective citizens of the earth.
Parker Cox
money is all you think about, not the dignity of mother gaia.
Adam Martin
did you watch that nostalgia critic episode
Lucas Rivera
I don't doubt that every Lorax hater gets their opinions from external sources.
Brody Thompson
This movie was a crypto capitalist evangilizer. It was a great example of the tradgedy of the commons and the need for a second amendment
Charles Miller
You can kill your masters but you can't escape society.
Hudson Cruz
>I don't even know basic stories from the Bible: the post
William White
>implying trees aren't sovereign citizens >implying you can detain them
Grayson Morgan
You see things so anthropocentrically You have no respect for anything abstract
Robert Morris
Sorry, I forget to check my human privilege sometimes.
Hudson Lewis
>uregelade capilithm ith baaaaad
Colton Allen
>>Pretending unregulated capitalism is a good thing Kind of ironic you'd say this as the film had like over 20 different tie-in promotions with major companies like IHOP and Mazda
Dylan Williams
Humans are granted with privilige to do good Humans doing bad is to not fulfill your purpose.
Jonathan Hernandez
Thneed's Feed & Seed
Juan Martinez
both the lorax movie and unregulated capitalism can be bad at the same time
Adrian Moore
Never saw the movie but capitalism made that book and movie possible so lol at anti-capitalism.
Eli Price
I love this movie and I think it's really underrated. I loved this long before the memes started taking place.
Do they have Thneeds in Theed over at Naboo, and does Sneed live with Sheev?
Kevin Thompson
>the bad guy is the money hungry rich guy and not the common man.
Yeah,great morals.
Matthew Martin
Thneed's Feed and Seed (Once the Onceler's)
Connor Powell
kek
Hunter Fisher
> an adaption of a children's book is proof that capatalism is bad the absolute state of marxists
Luis Rivera
>Unregulated capitalism
All capitalism is bad, kiddo.
Jackson Powell
YOU
GREEDY
DIRTBAG
Gavin Hughes
Who /oncelings/ here
Nathaniel Fisher
>biggering
William Gonzalez
Day of the Rope coming for "Sustainable development capitalists" like you. Can't wait to supplement that rope with razor wire just for you
Adrian Martinez
The lumber industry would hit a dead end if they didn't. What are you talking about?
Hudson Gonzalez
>>uregelade capilithm ith baaaaad
Jose Sanchez
The book was written for children so young that someone else reads to them and it's still more intellectually stimulating than this trash movie.