Call me by your anal circumference

Your son starts playing the home piano with extra effort in order to impress a male house guest.
He also does it shirtless and with a visible boner.

What do you do?

I want Armie inside me

Sup Forums will hate to admit it, but even this shy faggot Elio got more action than most anons here.

i want to be inside Armie and Timothee

Can someone please post link to vid clip of scene where Armie strangles Timothee while buttraping him?

But that's gay, user.

Oh god, why the fuck in today’s society do we tolerate a paygap between pitchers and catchers? They should be equal!

Was the part where Arnie Hammer comes in and eats cum out of the teenage boy's fruit supposed to be erotic?

I almost threw up watching that.

Tell him I want in

t. Joyless Puritan

>he will never understand the eroticism of eating literal cum from a figurative anus

maybe the director intended it to be erotic but it was actually boring.

Don't xys usually get curious and eat their own?

negotiation in profesional athletics is a very complicated field. I'm not sure it's relevant ITT

Does this actually happen? Christ.

I'm disappointed there's no dick unlike Maurice. Maybe because they're both uncut

So apparently this is considered the 3rd film in the 'Desire trilogy'. Do I need to watch the first 2 to understand this? Are they even linked or are they all standalone?

>not wanting armie hammer to be your big cup while he gently prods your boipussy

you'd be gay not to

Not at all. That desire trilogy term means nothing.

This is from an article about the book
>Softening the peach scene is indicative of a general squeamishness the film has towards the wilder, grosser parts of the book. Elio is a horny teen who finds in Oliver a man who’s willing to go to the edge of the cliff with him. In the book, Elio licks Oliver’s eyelids; Oliver puts his fingers in Elio’s mouth to help him throw up. Towards the end of their romance, there’s one scene where they share a hotel room in Rome, and Elio says he wants to see Oliver’s poop. “Our bodies won’t have secrets now,” Elio tells him. Then Elio wants Oliver to see his own poop, but Oliver does him one better: He kisses him, massages his stomach, and watches the entire thing happen. “I wanted no secrets, no screens, nothing between us,” he says.

Thanks user, I can bump this up on my watch list then.

Don't bother watching it, user. It's boring. There are no gay sex scenes.

genuinely witty. why r u here?