Your popcorn & soda, sir

Your popcorn & soda, sir.

How much does it cost?

Nigger

that'll be 5.99$ American, or 11.99$ Canadian

$29.99 plus gratuity plus tip plus federal and local sales tax

thanks man

>ampersandnigger

being a leaf is suffering tbqhwy

I got paid this Friday, what can $31.99 and a Wendy's coupon get me?

>cropping out stock image logo instead buying image
pleb

...

Your feed & seed, sir.

Ok, but I asked for a large

Where's my spoon? I'm not eating with my bare hands like a pleb.

oh phew, its just you robert, i had a dream a crazy chinaman was trying to make me pay 300 dollars for raw fish on rice

ah, fresh from the popcorn mines. just the way I like it.

Hello, Robert, my old friend.

0.004568 ETH

Plus dip?

I like my popcorn bucket filled to the top, boy.

thanks

say hello to the wife for me, robert!

Well Robert I made it. Despite your directions.

>Well, Robert, I made it, despite your directions.

My Falcon followed me to the popcorn mines and got stuck. Stupid bird, now I can't past the Falcon requirement. If you find it, hand it back to me.

What's her name?

Chloe

Your Dole Dippers™, madam, sir.

>tfw never tipped a person in my life and don't have to feel bad about it because I don't live in burgerland

>that popcorn to drink ratio
enjoy dry mouth

HERE POPCORN
THREE HUNDRED DORRA

SAUCE
SAUCE
SAUCE

that'll be 9.99$ plus tip

what's up Sup Forums

welcum to the kinoplex muh nigga, leave yo wife with me, ya hear?

>hands $100 over
Give me the sauce now robert

>plot twist: its only kernels on some rice

S-Stop! Every time my wife comes home. she forces me to eat her out! And her vagina tastes like seafood!

$15.99 + $99.99 tip + tax + the mandatory BLACKED fee which is $159.99.

>tough day in the popcorn mines huh?
>tell you what, next crab leg is on me, buddy

A camwhore that is not worth your time.

Give me the sauce

vagina always taste like seafood

Robert is that really you? I thought you died.

don't forget the soy sauce!

Easily worth the trade-off of no running water and 1 in 3 kids dying to exposure though, eh?

I just can't understand why he's so pleasant. He can't be making more than what, 30 or 35 bucks an hour??

>Americans eat SALTED popcorn rather than actually delicious kettle corn or popcorn glazed with honey

What the fuck is your problem?

Lana Rain, now kiss my feet bitch.

u wot m8

GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG MORE SUGAR! BRING ME THE BAG AND LEAVE IT!

Cowabunga dude! Haha! I'm just joshin ya. What kind of popcorn do you want man?

>Sir, aren't you a little too old to be seeing Star Wars?
>By the time I was your age I had done 3 tours in Nam and fathered 7 children.

Fuck off Chad.

You're a good customer.

And what have you to show for it you lowly usher?

w-what is wrong with your skin?

BY JOVE, MAKE ORDER OR LEAVE

>burgers think they are the only developed country to justify being cucked by tipping and circumcision all the time

>the soy sauce
>the raw popcorn
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