Shes the perfect woman, why isn't she in more stuff?

Shes the perfect woman, why isn't she in more stuff?

Just awful at acting and despite doing nothing but largely slutty roles, has only ever gotten nude once and it was for goddamn TV.

Literally a plank. Only good features are tits and eyes. No talent, not funny or charismatic, hideous grin

>Literally a plank
>Great tits though

The fuck are you on about?

>why isn't she in more stuff?
>has only ever gotten nude once and it was for goddamn TV.

And lastly Alexandra Daddario has lots of nude scenes in I Am Not a Bird. Unlike her scenes in True Detective, Alex actually has sex scenes in this movie. This is likely the frontrunner for best nude scenes of 2018 so we’ll sign off here.

The rest of her body. Gees are you slow

wha... this is some next level taboo shit. Where did you uncover such a thing

Don't forget her pointy elbows.

Someone post them.

you know what I mean

Oh you're one of those "ham planets are hot" soyboys, gotcha

Chubby girls are hot and so is Daddario.

You are mentally ill. Please seek help.

>If you don't like this you must like the extreme opposite
kys

That's like saying, "she has really ugly face, other than her eyes, lips, nose, forehead, cheeks, chin, jaw, and ears."

Her grin is only bad on the red carpet, there are hundreds of her pictures smiling naturally and she looks beautiful.

should stop shaving!

I honestly expected she would shed her face at the first moments, would be appropriate.

>saying she has really ugly face other than her eyes is like saying she has really ugly face, other than her eyes, lips, nose, forehead, cheeks, chin, jaw, and ears
No it quite evidently is not.

>Her grin is only bad on the red carpet, there are hundreds of her pictures smiling naturally and she looks beautiful.
No reason to take it perfectly. If you find her attractive I'm fine with that. However I can only see two attractive features attached to an unattractive female. The whole package doesn't cut it for me.

She’s a monster

Disgusting sharp knees, fuck this cunt

I would really like to formerly owned by chuck her. If you catch my drift

I like to imagine she is autistic enough to shill for herself on Sup Forums.

Feminist titlets critics try to keep her down

Im mentally ill because I like women the way theyre supposed to look??

You're clearly a fat beta male. Under any normal person's expectations of beauty, she rates high

Jesus christ people who make these pictures of zoomed in celeb faces should be euthanized

>7/10
>perfect

what wrong with you people

Sharp knees??? Are you afraid of she knows Muay Thai??

You're opinion is very important to me. Not like I said she has two attractive features and that I don't care if you find her attractive.

Like fucking reptiles?

>Droopy McTits
>Roastie McVag
>Spoopy McSmile
>Flattie McAss

>perfect
The most overrated cunt in Sup Forums history right next to Glau

She will be in like 4-5 movies in 2018.

Do you think prime Monica had any surgery to look as good as she did?

>perfect

uhh but she's not in star wars or marvel so her career is literally dead

i watch 4 movies a year

>perfect
This is what eyelets actually believe

She's one of the hottest actresses in Hollywood.

>7/10
ur dumb

>Call objectively beautiful actress with perfect tits ugly
>He thinks this makes him seem like a cool guy who fucks the hottest women literally everyday
>instead it outs him as an insecure teenager

Let the butthurt flow through you roastie.

Bright 2 when?

Sorry Dindu Wallasheed, I like my women anglo

Yeah..I'm dumb. You got me!

Leave this thread.

August Ames had perfect tits, Daddario just has two big, floppy sacks hanging off her chest

ur are dumbass fuck!

>talking about some dried up pornstar in a conversation about Daddario
Disgusting.

She's:
*37.5% Italian
*25% Hungarian/Slovak
*25% mix of English and German
*12.5% Irish

The eyes have it. And by it, I mean my cum.

August Ames is the most overrated trashfire to ever exist and it's telling you immediately go to porn as an alternative.

Daddario has her flaws but her tits are not one of them. They are legitimately perfectly formed.

Not only she's perfect, she's not a degenerate roastie like 90% of modern "women"...thats actually an even more impressive accomplishment.

Indeed brother. Indeed.

>fake blobby porno tits
>better than perfect natural tits

Sorry I just like natural, full figured anglo women

>this guy samefagging just so he can spam pictures of girls no one cares about
How embarrassing.

That is literally the most perfect DNA test imaginable

>Sup Forums pretending like this is a bad face
>goes home to jerk off to hambeast "girl next door" instead

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>Wow, a thread about an actress I don't like.
>Let me just go in there and loudly bitch endlessly about how I don't like her.
>When I encounter resistance, I will act surprised and double down on my antagonism.

Why people do this?

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dude im like so high rite now
lol

Please do not disparage cute homely chubby girls while praising Daddario's godliness.

Thanks!

lol it's tommy waisau in the 70s

She really isn't a great actress
Likable enough. Could easily do CapeShit

>times I defended m'lady on the anonymous internet forum: +4
>she would totally fuck me now

>not letting the anger flow through you

Its not about that its about keeping standards up

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she's not pretty and she's got no talent

she got into the A actor category just by doing nude scenes on tv, she should be thankful for that

Greg looks terrified

D R O P P E D

>implying daddario doesn't hand out handjobs like candy to her most adoring fans
You know nothing of her generosity. Look at her, freely offering up her pits for our enjoyment.

Master of karate. Could easily play any CapeShit character

It's already been posted in this thread. We still like her.

This was right after the Franco snub, he was pissed

this is such retarded pseud-argument that because you defended a female on internet you are doing so because you hope she will fuck you

do i hope for blowjob from Cameron when i defend Avatar and call you people faggots for disliking it?

do I hope to motorboat Kojima by saying Metal Gear Solid is good?

So how fucking retarded would you have to be to think that me saying that 'Daddario is great and your whore is shit' is anything else than me disagreeing with your shit taste?

>Master of karate

and friendship

P I C K E D U P

How any times did Woody Harrelson spray himself in the bathroom after this scene Lucky old bastard

>do I hope to motorboat Kojima by saying Metal Gear Solid is good?

I do.

for everyone

I'd bust that bitch up like a chifferobe if you know what I mean

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I don't. Could you elaborate?

you forgot 100% jewish you faggot

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I actually don't. Just googled chifferobe and everything.

doubt it. She's a goddess tier milf now, saw her in Spectre and still looks 10/10 for her age

is she brapping in the water?
i would pay 2,000 for a cup

While riding you cowgirl style, she leans in for a kiss. You oblige. You begin to feel a light sucking of air out of your mouth, but you are too engrossed in the pleasure to notice, you assume she's trying something new. Suddenly, she rears back her torso exposing her perfectly formed breasts. You stare at them for a moment until you notice a thin strand of what appears to be smoke coming from her mouth. You trace it back and realize it's coming from your mouth. Looking up you notice Daddario is whispering to herself. You attempt to lean in to listen but just at that moment you feel as if there's a tornado in your chest. Her whispering turns into loud chanting. You cannot make out the words. You feel as if your organs are about to be sucked out through your mouth. The smoky white strand turns into a whirlwind of glowing vapor, being pulled into her mouth. You feel equal amounts pleasure, pain and terror and just when it becomes unbearable it ends. You fall backwards into nothingness. You fall for what feels like hours, you are just happy to be free of that torment. When the sensation of falling ends you awaken and open your eyes. All around you is hellfire and brimstone, atop craggy black mountains as far as the eye can see. Figures approach you, skinny barely nourished husks of men. When they arrive at your feet one says "You too, huh?".

0% Jewish, actually. Not ethnically and she's supposedly Roman Catholic.

I am ok with this.

plz take my soul demonfu

I've heard that she's posted on /vr/ before.

gib mammario reptilian tits

sounds worth it 2bh

Malkavian with humanity 1

>Shes the perfect woman
kys

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that was cgi

>litlle white boy is so insecure he is afraid of big bad nigger taking his women

pffffAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA