Will it be kino?

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IMAGINE

No, no it will not.

The fact it's retroactively getting rid of 2 already tells me it will be bad.

Not at all. But I’m giving it a shot anyway.

look at those big fat saggy tits drooping to their respectable sides, imagine what you would do to her.

Exactly. 2 is canon and will always be canon. Fuck this movie

It'll be an unintentionally 8/10 comedy. It wont be kino though.

How can it possibly be good? Seriously, I am a fan of Halloween, but I cant see where they can go with it, they can't go slow burn caue that's the original, and most people need action every ten seconds, and they can't go ultra violent like RZ.

What do you mean they will get rid of H2?

Imagine being Micheal Meyers..

He is right behind you you stupid bitch

Yes, Pt.2 never happened.

The killers mask looks like Paul Dano

RZ tried slow burn with 2 and even tried to inject a story into it, while I don’t think it was a very good one, for a slasher flick it was something. People just want an hour of mm killing people, and they’re still not going to be able to pull that off.

This franchise has been awful since part 2.

kek

MOMMY

mite b cool

C-can I be a kino guys?

Danny McBride and that guy who did Pineapple Express are writing this one, yes it'll be kino

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Is he French now?

With how ancient she is, you'd think Michael would be more frail. He's well into his 60s.

Michael Myers is not human though

Anything on film is Kino.
Literally, by definition.

That doesn't really bother me since I've always watched Halloween as a standalone movie, the sequels kind of ruin the ending, to be hones there's really no need for any sequels at all, with exception of Halloween 3.

BANE?

This.

has she always had such fat titties because that is HOT AS FUCK

I’m still saddened that Halloween 3 has basically been taken out back and shot in the shed and never spoken about again, it’s not even a bad movie.

Imagine being Michael Myers in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally stab you with my knife, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is murder another 16 year old in their bedroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Michael Myers and not only stand behind that door while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that stance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been murdering nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Haddonfield. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Michael Myers. You're not going to lose your future murdering career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

she's way more horrifying than anything supernatural

Never been more appropriate.

Didnt halloween 4 assumed also that h2 didnt happen?

It really isn't a bad movie at all, and it could have been the beginning of something different, imagine having a completely different movie every year with different stories and different characters, instead of the same slasher bullshit that we got.

lol

>retconning the sequels....again

I wonder what Jamie Lee curtis will do once she will need the money in the future

Her tits are milker quality.

GIMME TITTIES

I don't watch these shitty movies, what is he?

evil incarnate

I think they made him some sort of supernatural immortal killer.

this gets me every time

>and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Michael Myers. You're not going to lose your future murdering career over this.
kino

Why is Michael Myers less iconic villian than Freddy or Jason, despite being older than them? He also has more movies than Freddy and almost as much as Jason

Because Halloween is a shitty franchise

their looks are much more memorable

Because only one Halloween movie is good

saw interview with RZ about H2 where he said all he remembered about the original was that people get killed in a hospital and it was ridiculous. ironically that is the best part of his version.

This.

Each movie got so much worse than the last, even compared to those other slasher series.

The first one is obviously the best one, for good reason.

While it's a bit shit that 2 is removed from canon, H2 is such a weak sequel that we're not missing much

Michael Myers just doesn't look that threatening, when you see Freddy, Jason or Cenobite you know that you are fucked, but Michael looks like a dude you can take on in a fistfight and win