Real world: >“Someone in the car looked over and said, ‘Gee, look at that, it’s a mugging,’ ” Trump said. “I said to my driver to stop the car because it was brutal-looking.”[…] >“The guy with the bat looked at me, and I said, “Look, you’ve gotta stop this. Put down the bat,”‘ Trump said. “I guess he recognized me because he said, ‘Mr. Trump, I didn’t do anything wrong.’ I said, ‘How could you not do anything wrong when you’re whacking a guy with a bat?’ Then he ran away.” >Trump said the incident occurred at 8 p.m. as he, [Marla] Maples and another couple were heading toward the Lincoln Tunnel on their way to the Meadowlands in New Jersey for a Paula Abdul concert. >Kathleen Romeo, a 16-year-old student at St. Michael’s Academy in Manhattan, said cries of “There’s Trump!” went through the crowd of onlookers when the erstwhile deal maker emerged from his limousine in front of a Smiler’s deli. >“A lot of people were surprised that he got out to see what was happening,” Romeo said, adding that the bat-wielder ran off just before Trump actually appeared, and that Trump, “just looked around and went back into his limo.”
Marvel universe: >Donald Trump's limousine blocked the way of an ambulance responding to an emergency. Luke Cage lifted the vehicle out of the way and carelessly put it back on the street, prompting Trump to threaten Cage with a lawsuit. Cage violently told Trump to get back to his car, scaring him and causing him to quickly jump back into his vehicle and roll back up the car's window.
Easton Harris
Communist* Marvel hates America, so never.
*not calling them (((Anti-Fa))), deal with it.
Gabriel Miller
You're trying to claim that a wife-raping racist bully who sold out his country to Putin is the victim of a bad portrayal here... because of THIS.
Go fuck yourself.
Asher Bell
Keep beating that Russia drum
Jason Sanders
I know this is bait, but it's disturbing how some people actually believe this.
Oliver Kelly
damn, the delusion knows no bounds these days...
Cooper Thomas
Kekekekekekekekekekekekekek! Fuck Trump. This shit is hilarious and is exactly like something he would do.
Justin Campbell
But it's practically the exact opposite of what he did in real life...?
Ian Thomas
How about this one: You supported a man who repeatedly and publicly announced his incestuous sexual attraction to his own daughter and encouraged others to objectify her body for it's sexual utility, that is who you officially designated as representing your own personal values.
(isn't this a great on-topic Sup Forums conversation that OP has forced upon this board?)
Samuel Diaz
THIS IS FAKE NEWS!
In reality Donald Trump was personally, physically involved with the assault upon the woman. And then he molested children in a pizza parlor.
Isaiah Phillips
>implying she isn't hot It's not like he's Muslim. You're also posting on the Allah Ackbar board, so most of the users will probably go "Yeah, having retarded incestuous offspring is awesome... it's a shame Trump didn't do that,:
Jordan King
Why should they?
Jaxon Howard
Not the guy you're responding to, but I've been curious about this for months: When Trump supporters claim that the Russia investigation is "fake news" or a "Dem hoax," what place does the fact that the heads of the NSA, FBI and CIA all state that it's factually true occupy in your concept of these events?
I'm not asking to be confrontational; I'm just genuinely curious about how these facts are arranged in your mental image here. Is it one of those things where you make the decision not to think about them because doing so causes uncomfortable cognitive dissonance, or do you subscribe to some more elabourate narrative like "No, these organizations do not hold these beliefs, and the only reason anyone believes that they do is because the media falsely reports their position as such?"
Nolan Moore
t. (autistic screeching)
Bentley Gray
>implying she isn't hot Meh she's dentist receptionist hot, tops
John Watson
Because the heads are all democrats or secret democrats.
Jacob Perez
What happened to make Sup Forums suck up to fake ass politicians?
Nathan Cox
>implying that actually happen
Jose Carter
pissing off other people on the internet
Juan Evans
>incestuous sexual attraction to his own daughter
Saying your daughter is pretty in an admittedly strange way =/= incestuous attraction.
I know this is bait, but there are actually people who are retarded enough to believe this. I'm sure if the media said that Trump has 4 arms there would be people who would believe it.
Justin Brown
I mean, real talk for a minute. I would honestly, genuinely, and sincerely fuck my own adult daughter if she looked like Ivanka Trump and she was down for it.
You're on Sup Forums friendo. It's not a matter of "Are there degenerates on this website", but rather "How many degenerates on each board".
Levi Phillips
>what place does the fact that the heads of the NSA, FBI and CIA all state that it's factually true occupy in your concept of these events?
They literally didn't release any proof that anyone from Russia, or even the Russian government, or even anyone connected to Putin, had anything to do with it.
The information was released through Wikileaks, and Julian Assange has heavily implied that the leaks were through a DNC insider, who had nothing to do with Russia.
The only information that the American intelligence communities released was about a page and a half indicating that it was a fishing scam, and the rest of their "report" was ways to avoid fishing scams.
There's quite literally nothing to link the fact that Podesta and Clinton were retards to Russia.
It's also an incredibly bizarre conspiracy theory, if you think about it. All of Trump's shilling has to do with Israel. He has not actual connections to Russia.
The entire reason it's being pushed is because the democrats started a proxy war with Russia against Assad that they refuse to give up.
Aaron Thomas
Fucking summer, it's like the heat just ramps up the shit posting.
Isaac Gutierrez
false flagging fag
Justin Rogers
Yeah, but then compare her to his other daughter.
Wyatt Watson
This is only to get worse in the future. And I personally blame Tumblr and Sup Forums.
Tumblrina parents produce offspring, said offspring become Sup Forumstards. And when said Sup Forumstards produce offspring, their offspring become Tumblrinas etc etc
William Gomez
Trump is not under investigation for any ties with Russia from any of those agencies. James Comey, ex-head of the FBI said as such under oath at a congressional hearing. Have you not been paying attention to news in the past couple of months, or are you an absolute retard?
Aiden Russell
They could have went with the "Trump is an evil ZIONIST!!11" angle. I don't know what's stopping them. They already kick Jews out of Pride Parades.
Grayson Watson
>They could have went with the "Trump is an evil ZIONIST!!11" angle. I don't know what's stopping them. They already kick Jews out of Pride Parades.
I'm pretty sure they've switched the "SECRET POWER BEHIND THE THRONE" narrative at least three times already.
Him being an Israeli spy would be far more consistent, even if equally Alex Jones-tier insane.
Hunter Morales
>Saying your daughter is pretty in an admittedly strange way =/= incestuous attraction.
Through he did say he wanted to fuck his daughter if she wasn't his daughter. But, most of it are jokes just like piss gate scandals.
Carter Parker
Fuck off back to Stormfront.
Brayden Watson
To think that 10 years ago everyone in America agreed that Donald Trump was just a dumb rich New York asshole that liked suing and conning people. Now, conservatives feel compelled to defend everything about him, claiming that he's actually a genius that cares about America and always has been.
Alexander Barnes
>Have you not been paying attention to news in the past couple of months Not him but I legitimately can remember the last time I watched or read any news aside from titles of things put in places like ads around some places I go to like in the corner of a google page while working. Is Trump in trouble for obstruction of justice for the Russian thing?
Dylan Thomas
That's a pretty big "if", since she'll never stop being his daughter.
Jayden Clark
Nope.
Last thing he was semi in trouble for was implying that he had raped conversations between him and Comey before Comey's testimony.
Turns out Trump didn't record anything and was just playing 64d chess to keep Comey honest during the hearings.
Robert White
>That's a pretty big "if", since she'll never stop being his daughter.
Who is typing this? A 60's year old grandma? of course! She never stop being his daughter because she is his daughter!
Jose Wright
Yes.
That means he doesn't bang her.
If English your first language?
Jason Gomez
>That means he doesn't bang her.
Debatable.
Logan Cruz
Him being Muslim is about as believable that he's a top secret KGB agent.
Juan Reed
Not to mention >Has cheated on at least 2 of his wives >Once claimed that avoiding AIDS during the 70s was his personal Vietnam >Brags about how "grabbing women by the pussy" without asking first >Is notorious for not paying people >Everything about Trump University >Said he likes soldiers that don't get captured >Claims he has never asked God for forgiveness despite supposedly being a christian >Has had several bankrupcies >No bank in America will lend him in money because he's actually a disaster, he's had to rely on the Russians and Saudis >Once told his 4 year-old son Donald Trump Jr. to "Don't trust anyone", and called him a loser when his son said that he trusted his father >Every speech he gives is a complete word salad with no real substance that hurts to read in transcript form >Has ties to the Russian mob >His entry into politics was the race-baiting Birther bullshit that he still went on about for years And so on
Owen Wood
What? Trump is a womanizer and hit on plenty of young people. That is a fact.
Evan Edwards
Sup Forums happened.
Connor Peterson
>So... when is Marvel going to apologize for this? >Trump supporters buttblasted because of comics and going to whine on twitter just like their POTUS Guys, you are just pathetic
Ryder Foster
everyone from new york knew he was a shady idiot, everyone not from new york thinks he is a messiah
Eli Williams
>>Once claimed that avoiding AIDS during the 70s was his personal Vietnam
Noah Anderson
That's the difference between me and you McCain I won MY vietnam.
William Murphy
Only a Muslim wouldn't be able to tell the moral difference between "banging your daughter" and "banging a hot college student".
Ethan Ortiz
>everyone not from new york thinks he is a messiah Hey now, let's not get carried away here. Most people outside of New York also hate him.
Eli Diaz
>Once claimed that avoiding AIDS during the 70s was his personal Vietnam My God, this cishet shitord dares to have a sense of humor?
Logan Peterson
BLORNALD BRUMPH IS NOT MY PRUPHALUMPH
Alexander James
They're right, you know Sup Forums
Nicholas Edwards
@93611724 I'm sorry, are you disappointed you didn't get more (You)'s?
The best bait is the simplest, don't write a while blog post of bait.
Logan Turner
What's funny about that?
Jaxson Watson
That women are such sluts that picking the wrong one is as deadly as fighting commie gooks on their home turf.
Owen Hill
>“It’s amazing, I can’t even believe it. I’ve been so lucky in terms of that whole world, it is a dangerous world out there. It’s like Vietnam, sort of. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave solider,” >“You know, if you’re young, and in this era, and if you have any guilt about not having gone to Vietnam, we have our own Vietnam — it’s called the dating game,” Trump said to Stern in a 1993 interview. “Dating is like being in Vietnam. You’re the equivalent of a soldier going over to Vietnam.” Yeah, hilarious. Fucking draft-dodger.
Jackson Jackson
Isn't Luke Cage married to that Alias white woman?
Clearly Cage didn't watch The Boondocks.
Luke Reyes
If you can't see the humour and tongue in cheek nature of those comments, even if you think they're in bad taste, you're willingly deluding yourself.
Since Obama joked that black people he knew didn't want to go back to Africa because there wasn't enough fried chicken and pussy, does that make him a massive racist?
Evan Thompson
He's under investigation for obstruction dude. He admitted so himself.
And the sad part is there probably was no collusion. The idiot is just incapable of just letting the investigation run its course without interfering in it.
Isaiah Long
By firing Comey?
Democrats were demanding his head on a pike while he was fucking up the Clinton investigation.
He should never have been in charge of any investigation in the first place.
Cooper Reed
Ok now for some /co talk. Since Marvel is going full tilt with shitting on Drumpf (who completely deserves it considering how he's an easily baited autist), how would his supporters view evil organizations like AIM and Hydra? Would they call one of them Fake Villains? How would a supervillain handle being labeled a Fake Villain? Or maybe their peabrain logic would slander heroes as Fake Heroes? And it's not hard to imagine the tweets about the subject.
>Fake Superhero Luke Cage is an inner city loser! I'm a bigly law&order modern president! Crooked Cage is SAD! >My personal friend Tony Stark loves my MAGA campaign. Very, very proud of his tremendous money and success. And smart like me. >Jessica Jones very disgusting and bleeds a lot. Total junkie and hates America. SAD!
Michael Jones
>Only a Muslim wouldn't be able to tell the moral difference between "banging your daughter" and "banging a hot college student".
Hunter Sanders
>how would his supporters view evil organizations like AIM and Hydra? Would they call one of them Fake Villains?
Marvel sucks at writing villains.
One page you have perfectly reasonable statements, and literally a page later you have "right wingers" suicide bombing like Muslims without the slightest logical transition.
Chase Green
One of these things is not like the other.
Christopher White
>One of these things is not like the other. You should tell it to your president, amerifat
Lincoln Russell
>ITT: Babby's still reacting to their first ever election
It's just getting more and more embarrassing. I miss Bush jokes.
Jordan Morgan
You'd actually only find those statements reasonable if you really believe refugees are an "invading army"
Isaiah Hall
>He should never have been in charge of any investigation in the first place. >the head of the FBI shouldn't be charge of a major FBI investigation
...what?
Benjamin Rodriguez
>Saudis are such inbred manlets they can't reach high enough to shower Trump with medals kek
Dylan Davis
>Turns out Trump didn't record anything and was just playing 64d chess to keep Comey honest during the hearings. Which actually backfired on him, since according to Comey that was what made him start writing everything down and start leaking in hopes of getting a special prosecutor appointed. Now Trump's got Mueller on him and whether Trump is guilty or not this has clearly become a big headache for him and he has no easy way of making it go away.
Jack Williams
Your causality is so tilted that it's confusing. You can't dictate what actual supporters will and won't respond to. So, are you talking about what trump supporters in the 616 universe will say?
>Would they call one of them Fake Villains? How would a supervillain handle being labeled a Fake Villain? This would be hilarious.
>Or maybe their peabrain logic would slander heroes as Fake Heroes? And it's not hard to imagine the tweets about the subject. This shit is overplayed to the point of predictability.
Eli Hughes
Honestly I would gladly welcome back Dubya if it meant getting rid of these lunatics. Bush was horrible but he was more of an idiot with somewhat good intentions. Drumpf is just an asshole 24/7
Nicholas Brown
Remember that short lived parody sitcom, That's My Bush. Fucking terrorists got it cancelled by crashing airliners into the world trade center.
Fucking Muslims.
Charles Rogers
>"""refugees""" Refugees don't cross half a dozen safe countries, commit massive gang rapes, burn down their own refugee centers for not being nice enough, and then complain that it's too cold before fucking off back where they came from after they've got their fill of raping white children on white people's dime.
Oh, I'm sorry, I meant "sexual emergency".
Nathan Taylor
>he has no easy way of making it go away. The fun part is that he thought firing Comey would do that. He legitimately thought the left would applaud this and didn't realize that firing a guy investigating people connected to his campaign would look suspicious as hell.
Jacob Jones
He was quite obviously incompetent at his job, according to everyone from both sides of the political spectrum, depending on the month.
Jackson Walker
Yeah, that second season took a really weird turn and then at the end they obviously ran out of money in the shows budget.
Carter Fisher
>was just playing 64d chess I thought this was just a meme, there are people that really think that Donald Trump is a chessmaster?
Christian Davis
>Drumpf wow it's like I'm rrally reading WaPo
James Butler
Nobody seriously thought he was incompetent, people were mad because they saw it as political maneuvering. He's widely respected even if people didn't always like how he operated.
Carter Cruz
New York would be Lower New Jersey had he not invested in Manhattan.
Hunter Thomas
Of course not.
He's a grandmaster at 5d water polo.
Kevin Anderson
Yes, there are people that stupid. In a way I can't blame people for hoping there's a reasonable explanation for his actions besides "he really is that stupid."
Brody Jackson
Okay how about the Shocker for a good example? >Lol, Fake Villain! Don't mock the Shocker! >He's so fake he doesn't even use electric attacks. Even Hydra doesn't want him, loser I AM a real villain! I fought Spider-Man! There are pictures from the Bugle! >Fake news and a fake villain. Totally colluding with each other
Gabriel Gutierrez
>>Saudis are such inbred manlets Yet still it is Trump who bows to Saudi King >Refugees don't cross half a dozen safe countries, commit massive gang rapes, burn down their own refugee centers for not being nice enough, and then complain that it's too cold before fucking off back where they came from after they've got their fill of raping white children on white people's dime. Sounds very fucking fammiliar
Andrew Fisher
When did that show ever have a budget? Roger Corman spent more on his movies. Still, I thought it was delightfully fun.
Grayson Rogers
HEY Sup Forums get back to your board!
Gabriel Taylor
Then why do Democrats keep losing literally everything?
Dominic James
They've already admitted the Russian Dossier everything was based on is fraudulent information. Heck Sup Forums is the one that seeded that piece of trite according them last year.
Comey is seen as a boob and leaking shit like that makes him look even more suspicious than actually having it to turn over to council.
And then getting caught on camera skulking his near seven foot ass into the New York Times.
His credibility is zero right now.
Jayden Rogers
>His credibility is zero right now. It doesn't really matter since he's not the one investigating anymore.
Jason Cooper
>They've already admitted the Russian Dossier everything was based on is fraudulent information Source?
Julian Morales
Why do you keep bringing them up? Last time I checked, the crusaders are long gone. Why do you bring up what Christian extremists did in the ancient past everytime muslime terrorism is brought up?
James Garcia
Yet he was the one that was supposed to release the bombshell during his testimony. Everyone was waiting for him to have the evidence.
He didn't and looked like a flake.
Lucas Green
>Yet he was the one that was supposed to release the bombshell during his testimony What? He was only going to confirm what was leaked. Blame the media for hyping this as some Waterloo moment for Trump.
William Brown
>but but we are just the saaame
William Martin
>Why do you bring up what Christian extremists Crusaders weren't extremists. Muslims had literally raped and pillaged their way all the way to Vienna. Europe was one cavalry charge away from becoming an Islamic shithole. No enlightenment, no scientific revolution, just constant terrorism in the name of a genocidal child rapist.
Jaxson Lee
>Well see Crusades happened so what's happening now is fair play Fuck off. 400 years of attempted conquest of Europe by Caliphates, straight up take Spain and turn it into a vassal state for 700, and suddenly a few jew-made movies later and the context is 'all people wanted was gold and land because Europe was jealous of all those lovely muslims'
Charles Gray
>Blame the media for hyping this
If both sides did this, they'd both be looking a lot smarter right now. Particularly the left, who is jumping on any scrap or morsel they can.
Remember when Maddow got his tax records and they were from 12 years ago and were totally irrelevant? She got the highest ratings she ever got and then they severely plummeted.
Before his candidacy he was by and large a joke, like most celebrities. It's the media who turned him into Hitler.
Connor Hill
The crusades were a reasonable response to Islam conquering and raping the middle east, Persia, North Africa and Spain though
Thomas Martin
The crusades should be used as godwin's law. "Any discussion involving religious terrorism will inevitably bring up the crusades".
Nicholas Morris
>Once claimed that avoiding AIDS during the 70s was his personal Vietnam
>“It’s amazing, I can’t even believe it. I’ve been so lucky in terms of that whole world, it is a dangerous world out there. It’s like Vietnam, sort of. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave solider,” >“You know, if you’re young, and in this era, and if you have any guilt about not having gone to Vietnam, we have our own Vietnam — it’s called the dating game,” Trump said to Stern in a 1993 interview. “Dating is like being in Vietnam. You’re the equivalent of a soldier going over to Vietnam.”