Hey guys I found Genie. The real one, voiced by Robin Williams and everything

Hey guys I found Genie. The real one, voiced by Robin Williams and everything.

My first wish was to be a billionaire and my second wish was to be President. What should my third be?

Let everyone on Sup Forums be with their waifus.

Genie said he can't make people fall in love, so if you were with their waifus they wouldn't necessarily love you, they'd just act towards you how you'd expect them to act in-character

Do something to help prevent nuclear war. Wish that America and Russia are good friends.

Shapeshifting, cause that way you can do whatever the fuck you want to do, even be immortal if you turn into the right animal.

how about good looks
you have terrible hair

Every non-white person get teletrasported to their soil of origin and can never ever leave it again.

World War 3

>My first wish was to be a billionaire and my second wish was to be President.
Shit wishes! Wish to be the most powerful sorcerer on earth, like Jafar did. With your OWN magic you can now do pretty much anything you want. Then you can just create all the currency you want with magic and use your powers to become president, or king of the world for that matter.

>soil of origin
The fuck do you mean by that. African-Americans were born in America.

to fuck anyone in the world you felt like fucking without any repercussions

Jesus Christ, pentafives have it.

I think I got this genie shit figured out, boys!

>1. I wish to be the most powerful magic-user of all time.

>2. I wish to be immortal.

>3. I wish that no genie wish can undo what you've done to me.

The perfect three wishes. You can't refute this!

That's covered with the billionaire wish.

They're not African then, are they?

>all magic is gone,except for your ability to pull a rabbit out of a hat
>you are turned into a tardygrade or some other immortal shit
>no problem

b-but

Sounds like you should wish to fuck your daughter

>I'm making a bomb!
>Nobody does anything.
>I'm making a bomb!
>Nobody does anything.
>I'm making a bomb!
>Nobody does anything.
>I have bomb!
>HOLY SHIT, WHAT DO WE DO?!?!

you seem to seriously underestimate how many people would say no despite money, and even more-so how unhappy people will be if you decide to make someone drop trough in the middle of the road for a quicky because you felt like it. no repercussions covers not being chucked onto the sex offenders list for living out your shitty fetishes

>America & Russia become stronge allies and engage in a nuclear stand off with China

>Can't make people fall in love.
>Can still create thristy belly dancers out of thin air.

FIRST WISH: I WANT TO HAVE TEN PENISES

SECOND WISH: TEN PENISES IS TOO MANY I WANT TO BRING IT DOWN TO FOUR

THIRD WISH: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SICK OF HAVING ANY PENISES AT ALL

...

I wish to reconstruct matter to my design.

I wish for world peace.

Genie, you're free!

>Become most powerful sorcerer on earth
>There aren't any others on earth
>You gain the ability to cast illumination spell
(only) making you the most powerful sorcerer in the world.

>I wish to have all the powers and abilities of a free genie
I'm fine with being semi-phenomenal nearly cosmic . Plus can't twist it and with two wishes to spare.

>My first wish was to be a billionaire and my second wish was to be President. What should my third be?
To have the genie magic up a wall and somehow get the Mexicans to pay for it. This is where you were going with this right, Trumpster?

Wish for waifu's never to be real. It'll be better in the long run.

Doesn't really matter. When you're rich and famous, you can do whatever you want to women.

They didn't say "American," they said "non-white"

He can't make people fall in love, but could he make a person from scratch pre-disposed to falling in love?

I wish for the rule free wish magic muffin from fairly odd parents

then if the genie jews me I wish that he feels like he's drowning and on fire at all times

Did you not watch the movie? Set him free, retard. He's more valuable as an ally than a slave anyway.

SET HIM FREE YOU FOOL

You didn't specify the currency and you didn't specify President of what. Congrats, you have a billionaire confederate dollars in your room now hurry to your book club, you're the President of it and you can't afford to be late

>more genies in lamps to give you wishes
>wish for him to be set free because you ain't never had a friend like him
>continue until you're all set and the genies are free and happy boys

wish to be content with what you have

Wish we could post hardcore loli and shota on Sup Forums again. Unspoilered.