Haven't seen this one in a while.
ITT: Describe your sex life with a Spongebob quote.
Haven't seen this one in a while
Benjamin Thomas
Hudson Ramirez
>I can almost taste it
Jordan Allen
>I will destroy the crusty crab.
Josiah Powell
i don't need it
Eli Flores
>Fuck popsicles you little bitch!
>I like THIS. And THAT. And everything in my asshole especially those BITCHES AT THE CLUB!
>Grandma!
Robert Gomez
>and say hello to used napkin!
Ayden Rodriguez
ALOOOOONE
Elijah Reyes
it's normal sized and fully functional! Watch!
Carter White
I don't need it....I don't need it...I don't need it.
Parker Morales
>too bad that didn't kill me
Camden Jones
Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
Benjamin Ross
my favorite so far
Lucas Rivera
>You used me... FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT
At least I got to keep the car and the dog.
Colton Phillips
Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique! First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Then pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, Don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...
Gabriel Bell
>when a spongebob quote hits too close to home
Nolan Stewart
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for ukelele
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
here in the deep blue sea
goddammit this is forever ingrained in my brain
Jonathan King
IMAGINATION!
Matthew Cruz
Holy fucks anons i love you both
>Im ready
>Im ready (old spongebob)
>he was ready (gravestone)
James Hill
I'm Dirty Dan
Jose Wood
2real5me
Nathaniel Ross
>ah make out reef. Good times good times
Gavin Rivera
Will I ever get married?
Maybe someday.
Juan Scott
BACKING UP!
Robert Nelson
No, Just say hello.
EWAAAAA.
Perhaps another time would be--
NOOOOOOOO!
Julian Bell
Put that thing away, there are children here.
Aiden Wright
>how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!
Zachary Walker
>"Meahoy, memoyay? Meyoyyoy, ladyonmamoy!"
My exact words when I saw her that night in my room in a tight white T-shirt and gym shorts.
Chase Cook
kekd
Justin Allen
It's been awhile, is what I'm saying. 8 years awhile.
Joseph Smith
>Krabs gives a brutal description of the zombies eating his innards
>That's disgusting man
Jaxson Watson
>Who are you people?!
Owen Perez
His name was "Smittywitty Swerbenjagermanjensen" and he was number one
Jason Garcia
>HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST
David Diaz
...
Daniel Bailey
>I LOVE THE YOUNG PEOPLE
Levi Davis
>FASTER, GARY! FASTER, FASTER, FASTER, FASTER
Jack Nguyen
>AIDED BY HIS YOUNG WARD!
Josiah Nguyen
>Blankety Blankety Blank.
Samuel Smith
is your mother home?
Connor Miller
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Alexander Brooks
>Hello, computer wife.
Brandon Cox
...
Xavier King
>I don't know. I never thought I'd get this far.
Owen Cook
>It'll be just like a sleepover, except we'll be sweaty and covered in grease!
Gabriel Turner
>A while
Fuck off
Henry Flores
Is that why you got it wrong, nigger?
F is for frolic through all the flowers
U is for ukelele
N is for nose picking, sharing gum and sand licking here with my best buddy
~or~
F is for friend who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea
Blake Johnson
>Firmly grasp it!
Colton James
...
Parker Jenkins
you stupid idiot can't even remember the 3rd verse calling yourself a spongeborg fanboy
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for Uranium.....BOMBS
N is for NO SURVIVORSS WHEN YOU REEEEEEEEEEEE
git on my level baby boi
Henry Long
...
Cooper Thompson
Just you, me, and this brick wall you've built between us
Tyler Lee
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
(down here in the deep blue sea)
Nicholas Perez
Im ready