Black Cat is sexier than Catwoman

Black Cat is sexier than Catwoman

FACT.

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That just goes without saying.

Hardly worth it but, shit taste

>not a SINGLE good live action adaptation
damn shame

>Black Cat, but at least she wasn't a prostitute taking hundreds of dicks for years to pay her own bills.

She fucked everyone also. From Luke Cage to Daredevil. Almost every street level hero had her.

>Natalie Dormer is MCU Black Cat
>Black Cat kill black MJ
>rape Peter
>Homecumming

>no modern DC/Marvel crossover
>no inevitable Catwoman/Black Cat crossover

What gives?

No.

>Natalie Dormer is MCU Black Cat

With all due respect, user, Dormer seems too old. I don't see Marvel Studios hiring someone over 25 to play Felicia.

>What the fuck is DC anyway? They'd be better off calling it AOL Comics. At least people know what AOL is. I mean, they have Batman and Superman, and they don't know what to do with them. That's like being a porn star with the biggest dick and you can't get it up. What the fuck?
-Former Editor in Chief Joe Quesada

>marvel owned by Disney
>D.C. Owned by wb
It will never happen

They're both hot as hell, but Selina wins it imo. She has an air of classic beauty, an Audrey Hepburn type.

She was under Slott got his fat hands on her.

Not a big fan of either. I don't know what point Black Cat serves and giving Batman a sex drive really mucks up the character.

Who would you say is a modern Audrey Hepburn?
Because then we can try and Hypercrisis their way into becoming the DCEU Catwoman, if not at least the Earth-33 Selina Kyle.

Remember when she vomited after finding out Peter was underage?

Catwoman is a gross dried up whore. It's really not hard to be sexier.

That was the Asshole Universe version.

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But Black Cat is an inferior Catwoman.

She's sexier in the way a pornstar is sexier than a fashion model

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None that I can think of. We're sort of in a dry spell of actresses known for being classy. All I can think of is Meryl Streep but she's a bit out of range for the role. It'd have to be someone new or a bit obscure, I'd imagine, if you wanted to go that route.

I honestly can't think of anyone. Maybe like Rooney Mara if she was done up like she was in Carol but even then not really,.

She was a fame junky which is why her own mother out classed her.

She was a prettier version of kim kardashian.

Infact she is the origin point for all these celeb parasites.

I'd say that's incorrect but entirely based on the Catwoman we're talking about. Catwoman is a terrible slut, and I mean that in a very nasty way. She's prettier but I'm pretty sure her legs come open like a pair of well-oiled channel locks.

Objectively incorrect.

>implying Black Cat could ever top this

>Rooney Mara if she was done up like she was in Carol
I looked and I've never felt this way about a celebrity in my life
This is too much, user

Congrats, now you share something with the tripfag Rooney

I don't know who that is and my skin still crawled.

Well you'll never be as bad as lego memers.

For about an entire year they made threads about her sister cleaning up after her because they want her to be autistic and endearing and something about her hands.

Jesus

Catwoman is classy and sultry, the kind of woman that cockteases you just for kicks until you impress her enough. She has the air of a classic film star, or noir seductress, the mysterious allure that brings men to her feet. You have to EARN the right to be in bed with Catwoman, but if you do, you damn well deserve it because you have to be a real man's man to bag this cat

Black Cat is a trashy NYC whore with balloon tits and a tacky wig who throws herself at the first man in a costume she sees and keeps trying to be fucked by a manchild who's always lusting for someone else, to be Spider-Man's crusty cum sock that he uses whenever he is tired of his current girlfriend.

Black Cat is for easily impressionable kids and teenagers who just want to fuck and dump a common whore
Catwoman is for patrician adults who desire a real woman as a sexual companion.

Why would black cat kill Michael Jackson?

Black Cat > Catwoman

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because Michael Jackson is known pedophile gay and Tom Holland Peter is a twink.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

Okay, OP, whatever you say.

>Black Cat is sexier than Catwoman
Catwoman has a bigger butt though

Prrr-fection!

Black Cat will torture people by singing songs from Cats. She's fun.

Post that webm

You know the one

which one?

I assume it's the Tessa Fowler one.

>Black Cat
>Whore
>Not fun loving, thrill seeking, potential stalker.

Also, wasn't Selina a literal whore?

Black Cat's favorite time of the year is Fleet Week, that should tell you all you need to know. She fucked Flash Thompson just to try and make Peter jealous. She's slept with just about every male cape in New York (Daredevil, Luke Cage, etc). She fucked Wolverine...the list goes on and on.

Selina used to be a prostitute, but Felicia is still the bigger whore.

my dick is diamonds either way

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Oh please. She hasn't been drawn like that in a decade. She looks more dykeish than classy these days.

Catwoman seems more classy honestly

Well, you're just wrong so idk what to tell you.

Why isn't Black Cat neither black nor a cat? Catwoman isn't a cat but at least she's a woman. Personally I find straightforwardness sexy so I'm giving it to catwoman.

>not posting the full routine

Inferior.

because she has meat on her bones?

I prefer Black Cat over Catwoman purely because of Black Cat's hair.

Same. Platinum blondes are my weakness. But a full-on white hair? Ughhhh... Though the fact that she has fucked Cage, Darevil and a whole crpton of others does ruin her for me. Silver Sable is the Superior Silver Haired Waifu.

What do you think about Rose Wilson?

>Platinum blondes
It's fucking gray and ruins her design, especially when she had big fucking trailer trash hair.

She's Hmong, right? I'm pretty sure she's Hmong. Half-Hmong to be exact. But she definitely has Hmong blood. Hmong she is.
...I was talking in general user. Hence why I followed with "But full-on white hair". Learn to read...

>rlena ot dare
???

was

>makes a mistake
>doesn't own it
>hurdurrr ur toopid

The absolute state of Sup Forums...

>Marvel will never let my waifu be happy
>the closest to relevant she'll get to be until Slott leaves is not knowing who America Chavez is

fuck this company.

Spider-Man needs to punch her.

This.

>Ock knocks her tooth out
>Peter knocks the bitch out of her
I'd be okay with this.

>Peter fucks the bitch out of her

fixed.

Good taste

>Salina used to be a prostitute
That was retconned to hell and back

Can someone post black cat getting punches in the face ?

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OP was not a faggot

The real question is; who is stronger?

isn't that Doc Oc in Peter body?

Yep
Shitty arc but it had a few moments

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I'd take the original over the knockoff any day.

Yea, the original is the best

You'll need to post more pics if you want to convince anyone.

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Spidy is more goofy and easily distracted / outsmarted then Batman which leaves more sexy / femdom related scenes with Black Cat

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true. or at least she was this before current Mravel

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Can someone explain who Black Cat is? I mean, I get she's crazy tits and latex, but is she a super hero or anti hero or?

People are just posting pinups.

So, correct me if I'm wrong:
>Catwoman is created first
>Black Cat is created decades later
>at that point Catwoman character is dull as fuck and Felicia is just more interesting and fresh
>Catwoman writers begin to copy Black Cat's personality
>they don't quite get it right and we end up with a poor man's Black Cat
>then Black Cat writers, as retarded as it sounds, start to copy Catwoman's "new" personality
>this is how we ended with fucking TWO poor man's Black Cats

Did I get that right?

Real Question:

If Batman had to deal with Black Cat, would he find it easier than Catwoman or more difficult?

Anne Hathaway. Boom Hypercrisis

how can Catwoman even compete?

Best Black Cat, coming through

>were a hot costume
>let's take it off

that's like watching naked femdom porn