>Be you
>Suddenly find Green Goblin's hideout
>Inside you find all the goblin's gear, bombs, weapons, and costume (the Phil Urich version, at least)
>You take the suit and decide to try it on
>Then it activates and turns you into a musclebound, agile and mischevous supervillain
What would you do?
I'll tell you what I won't do:
Take it off.
Goblin's super strength was the least logical aspect of the character. It's like the joker being able to throw a car.
That makes him into a more intimidating foe, both long range (thanks to his glider) and in close combat.
Also makes him look awesome
If he didn't have some sort if super strength, then Spider-Man would constantly knock him silly with ease.
...he does tho. Spider-Man kicks Goblin's ass eay a ton of times. Goblin just has his dumb air flyer or some kind of weapon.
Impregnate Gwen Stacy
But at least it's more of a fight and less of a curbstomp battle
Create my own fashion line of goblin costumes, of course.
Well, as soon as I show my face either Spidey or Norman are going to kick my shit in or worse, so I'm fucked either way. I'm also fucked if Norman or someone else finds out I found the hideout. Still, I would probably listen to the nagging voice in my head that tells me to help others, and be Agent Goblin or something.
How strong is Gobby?
Wonder why only a crazy person would use it to attack superheroes. I'd modify the costume into something new. I'd then search for more hideouts and ransack them! Then begin a crime wave for more money!!! Oh and I'd blackmail the company this suit came from.
Jason Macendale and Bart Hamilton would agree.
He was once able to lift Rhino by the horn, so I would say pretty strong
Change the suit enough to be distinct from the villains, then go to the Fantastic Four or Avengers asking for help because I'm worried that it'll make me insane.
This kid is on to something
I find the Hobgoblin's equipment next and then become...THE GREEN HOBGOBLIN!
DESTROY SPIDER-MAN!!!
Wondering what would it feel like flying over the city in the glider with that loincloth
Am I mindhacced into being evil or can I just fly around and jack off? Being a villain sounds like the worst idea.
Unless you were evil before wearing the suit, you can do whatever you want with it, be it a hero, a villain, or just for the lolz
**So you can go and jerk your muscled goblin self off**
In that case I'll be Marvel's first super pornstar.
Take it off and go home before I get murdered by Norman or Kingsley.
Sell most of their design as my own and be a billionaire.
I'd definitely wear it to a ComicCon or Animecon. maybe go to a Gym or a nearby park to show off my strength and freak out bystanders
Goblin stripper sounds like a great idea too
Be a better hero than Spider-Man, because that's the only reason Norman won't immediately come after my ass for wearing the suit.