Cars 3

This new MC is a hispanic female character.

What do you think about her?

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She was okay.

Was she any good?

Looks like a yellow recolor of that girl in Cars 1

I think that after Cars 3, someone at Pixar will finally have enough of a spine to stand up and refuse to make another Cars movie.

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Keep dreaming.

there is no race in cars just cars

There are races in the form of car models and some are objectively better than others

Fucking imports.

Not a Mastretta.

0/10

>Lasseter then showed the audience in Anaheim, Calif., a scene of rough footage from the movie, which he called “speed test,” that showed two military planes zooming through a rocky landscape. An evil-looking third plane then swooped down from space and grazed the side of one of the planes.

>evil-looking third plane

Ok, well, I have no idea what going on but I'm vaguely interested. If only for the military jets. There better be radicalized jets that are only rebelling because they hate being living taxies.

It's a phucking car.

The beginning and end of Cars 1 was literally about a race!

How can you say there aren't any races in cars when that's the plot?

I mean, it prints the money they can use to make basically anything they want.
Why wouldn't they just do a cars every once in a while when they need to refill?

Cars 3 is an allegory for Pixar giving up and giving the mantle to WDAS.

think about it.

Makes sense since all cars are manufactured in Mexico

I don't care about pandering if the character is good
so....is she any good?

This is the first time I'll ever say I'm gonna unironically fuck a car

But, for real, why is she faster than Lightning, a race car that was MADE TO RACE
And Jackson, who, ditto Is like some kind of super car

Cuz she a woman, and they can't be portrayed as inferior to men in current Disney movies.

How much old is Lightning? does his engine gets irreversible damaged by time and overuse?

She was cute.

I think it does.
The entire plot of Cars 3 is Lightning trying to prove that he isn't getting too old for this, even though he is.

I feel dumb for getting interested in Cars 3 based on that trailer and thinking it might do something neat.

Cars universe is dumb as fuck, you can only make stories about racing and.. more racing, in this setting.

Wasn't Cars 2 a spy movie though

yeah but that movie bombed didnt it?

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better than her being black

I don't.

Cars can not be hispanic.
They're cars.

how the fuck is a car hispanic

most cars are often made in places like Japan, Mexico, and Germany.

So how some there isn't alot of japanese cars?

Planes isn't Pixar.

I want to fuck that car.

I know Cars 2 sucked, but there were a lot of Japanese cars in it.

But honestly, the logic of the cars universe just isn't consistent. I'm not going to dwell on it.

>how the fuck is a car hispanic?
>most cars are often made in places like Mexico
You just answered your fucking question.

>not car-acter
You had the chance.

Fast and Furious, Cars crossover when disney?

Fuck thst shit. I want to see this.

youtu.be/AZ3n_D1zBrg

>What do you think about her?

you dont want to know...

That's not a hispanic make car, ergo, it's cultural appropriation and very racist.

>GUYS WHAT IF
>WHAT IF
>WHAT IF WE MADE A MOVIE
>IN THIS MOVIE THINGS THAT DON'T NORMALLY TALK OR ARE EVEN ALIVE OR ONLY EXIST AS AN ABSTRACT CONCEPT- ARE PERSONIFIED AND BEHAVE LIKE HUMANS!
>BRILLIANT
Every Pixar movie

Why did someone make this? Making that pun is not worth it

I hope there are suicide bombers

That's a dumb question, the answer is obvious. Hint: It's not to make the pun

>thinking this image was made as a joke instead of being a part of something more

oh user you are so naive...

Like, I understand this is most likely serious and someone gets off on this, but I was hoping somewhere deep that it was just a joke

youtube.com/watch?v=r-nvG_KVSAg
"The man who put his cock in exhaust pipe"

>I was hoping somewhere deep that it was just a joke

No specifics, but he's in his late forties.

Everyone jabbing at him for being old doesn't make too much sense from a human perspective, but that's fucking old for a car.
The circle is complete when he paints his body blue like Doc Hudson, becoming a coach for Cruz

I just wish we'd get an explanation as to how baby cars are made because it makes no sense
who builds the factories?
how can you design a living being?
at least make them transforming robots or something

you dont know how deep does the rabbit hole go

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>His car is male
What a fucking faggot.

>jabbing at him for being old
That was kinda weird to me, he didn't have any indicators that he's 'old' except that new models had bumpers. The only difference was that Lightining couldn't break the speed limit as others and was forced into drafting.

Should have been a bouncy low-rider.

I want to see her getting gangbanged by Mercedes-Maybachs against her will.

...until the mouse puts his foot down and tells them to get back to work

Suddenly I have an urge to see her replace the car in that old "Dragon fucking a car" animation. It that normal?

it's the future shitlord

get with it or get out of the way

soooo... what is /co favorite carfu/carbando?

Happened as soon a John Lasseter took the big seat. Everyone with the top talent with into WDAS

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oh, we have a classical lady here, she is such a cutie...

Cars 1 and 3 were quality movies if you can look past the ridiculous premise.

Cars 2 was a retarded cash grab, but still.

Is. There. MOAR?

there is only one way to find out...

Haven't watched Cars 3 but is Sally not there?

But what do I even search under? What's the artist's name? Gimme a lead!

Yes, we know. Zootopia confirmed the suspictions.

>dat hood
>dat trunk

Not really. The movie itself is a surprisingly good ending to Lightning McQueen's story, but you never really care about cruz ramierez or whatever. I'd recommend it though, far better than most of the shit Pixar has been pushing lately, nowhere near what they used to do though.

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Yea that's the bug of it. We needed something from Cruz to have a care about her taking up the mantle.

Creed worked out in that regard.

sally_carrera

but if you want more machines :
living_machine

artist:
sssonic2

>get mad about a car being Hispanic
>realize a car being female also makes no fucking sense

Nature it's so fascinating...