Where's the joke, Dan?

Where's the joke, Dan?

> Still 20 years of evolution and i don't know the f*cking joke

The joke is that you keep reading this garbage instead of just looking at porn.

im enjoying this, finally things are happening

This used to be my favourite webcomic for years and every time I look at it it's a fun kind of eerie since I have no idea what's going on but I care enough to imagine.

Ted is a "Wand Maker" basically he isn't super intelligent, he can just make stuff that casts spells. He's a powerful wizard and will always have magic.

all it took was fifteen years

The joke is that every single thing Tedd's retarded parents ever did only served to fuck him up worse.

Very funny.

it is one of my first webcomics, i just haven't stopped reading it out of habit and because it's update schedule is good and even then i don't know what's going on most of the time. anything you want to know about what's currently happening? or are you going to leave it to your imagination?

i know, it feels like getting to the end of grace's birthday party again

What is this

As fetishist and downright silly this webcomic has been from the start, I keep coming back to it because you just can't help but care about the main characters.

>Grace's birthday party
>started 12 years ago
>that arc lasted an entire year

It's 2017, I can't believe I'm still reading this regularly. In terms of lifetime I've been into this it equals Doctor Who and Supernatural.

It's also the only webcomic I'm still following, I dropped 2kinds and GirlGenius years ago.

>What is this
El Goonish Shive. A web comic that deals with transformations, genderbending, and all sorts of stuff. Initially it started out as a humor comic involving two friends who end up encountering a were-squirrel lady, as well as a bunch of weird supporting characters.

It eventually devolved into becoming nothing more than drama trash like almost everything else. Yet people continue to read it just because of their fetishes.

>you just can't help but care about the main characters.
that too, I'm specially fond of tedd and elliot, even if elliot is a bit bland sometimes

It's the one webcomic I can handle being SJW (in the meme interpretation), because it fetishizes everything anyway.

Minecraft

>tfw /aco/ has a dedicated porn general for this

The joke is that Tedd's mom basically broke up their family over him having no magical powers, but he's actually one of the rarest, most powerful kind of wizards.

I feel that way about Tedd and Sarah, but it sucks that Lord Tedd is 40 years up the pipeline, it was one of favorite early plot hooks,

I re-read the whole thing every couple of years, and it's always pretty fun seeing the art evolve from the crap it was at the start.

>Yet people continue to read it just because of their fetishes.
I enjoy that Sarah has my fetish now.

*mwinecwaft

Pandora is best girl and Pandora/Sarah is best ship.

>it's update schedule is good
Remember when there was a long time where that wasn't the case? Like times where Dan was literally putting out maybe 5 comics a year.

It's more of a general general, lots of discussion.

Came here to post this.
Fuck El Goonish Shive and anyone who defends it

/thread
Why doesn't he draw straight up porn already?

He does fetishy cheesecake pinups on his Patreon although I think he has a tumblr that he posts them to for free as well. Plus they end up in the /aco/ thread.

2Kinds you check once a month (or daily for the free art sketches) and Girl Genius you either check monthly or when they have a kickstarter for the next print book.

You think I don't know all of that?
Dan has a private collection of EGS

This is where I quit reading to be honest

>Sarah
i'm enjoying what has been happening with sarah, specially that she started getting more focus after breaking up with elliot instead of being written out or being shown less

She's enthusiastic and likable and no above being perverted about shit. She has good chemistry with basically every non-Elliot character too and she played a big part in Pandora being turned around into the best character in the comic.

I also like that she has realistic character growth when it comes to being insecure and figuring out herself/her sexuality.

I wonder if recent events will increase the fan art of Pandora.

I hope so but I don't know how popular she is. The Patreon polls are all popularity contests and seem to focus mainly on people wanting to see Sarah, Nanase, Susan and Ashley.

>Ashley

But why?

>Ashley
I had forgotten about her, is she that popular?

>girl likes topless muscular guys

I don't think "heterosexuality" counts as a fetish.

I mean muscle growth.

I read EGS for years hoping it would turn into porn and it never did. Recently I subscribed to Dan's Tumblr hoping he would post porn and he never did.

Go ask /fit/ for progress pics, and you'll be a happy girl.

Cute Asian girl who's an awkward dork that has the same TG fetish as most of the readers, what's not to get? Granted I have that fetish too but I can't stand her. Diane, Pandora and Lucy are more my speed.

You seem to be missing the point. Sarah witnessed Grace going from slim to ripped in a matter of seconds, and now she has a fetish for such things.

Rather clever of Dan to decide that storyline took place before the card tournament.

who's the big brown-haired bespectacled beardo hunk she's dueling with?

that's MY fetish

>bespectacled
>is clearly not wearing glasses

How did Sarah went from super boring to one of the best characters tht has good interactions with everyone?

I liked how he subtly introduced the subtle FtM transgender during that chapter.

Mr. Tensaided (ten sided), he's the nerd who runs the video store.

I think he's supposed to be pretty young, like mid twenties. But I'm not sure.

whoops, projecting, they would suit him though

he still meets 3 of the 4 niches

He's funny.

thanks

She was created as Elliot's girlfriend so as long as they were dating there wasn't really much for her to do as she didn't have much character. She was the "normal" one who didn't want anything to do with magic or transformations or whatever. So breaking them up allowed her to develop her own character as the goofy girl who, despite her misgivings, wants to have magic too and gets it and gets to loosen up.

Also she's a fucking repressed sexual deviant who: likes muscle growth, homo shit and may very well be bisexual and gets turned on at what amounts to selfcest with Grace.

I wouldn't call her repressed, more like blossoming.

>tfw even after all these years I still can't like grace
i don't hate her, but she is on ashley levels of interesting to me and ashley has the excuse of being a relatively new character

Ditto. I have never cared about Grace. She rarely has moments where she's interesting and really only seems to exist because she's Dan's waifu.

Still waiting for the plot to roll back around to Justin and Luke

me too, that and sarah's date with pockets guy

She's kind of a Mary Sue and now that her main source of drama is long dead there's not a lot there.

Diane was my favorite but I don't like how her bitchiness has been toned down since getting a crush on Elliot. She needs to basically be the Emma Frost of the group, a friend and loyal ally but haughty, imperious and catty.

Susan is my waifu

Comics don't have to be funny user.

Then, with boobs like that, they should deliver on the boobs.
I'm still waiting for someone to "rain hell down on Moperville."

>sarah's date with pockets guy
That's what I'm looking forward to; I would kind of prefer Justin to get with his coworker, though.

I feel like Grace hasn't gotten much screentime beyond the NP strips for a long while, and like you said both her original plotline drama and later fish-out-of-water drama have both been long resolved.

>I would kind of prefer Justin to get with his coworker, though
me too, i feel like that's where things are going but i would feel bad for luke as well

>I feel like Grace hasn't gotten much screentime beyond the NP strips for a long while
i think grace's problem is that there hasn't been any conflict regarding her, even with her family drama she just showed up, got together with tedd and got her problems solved, i feel like she hasn't had any character growth since she was introduced

>i think grace's problem is that there hasn't been any conflict regarding her, even with her family drama she just showed up, got together with tedd and got her problems solved, i feel like she hasn't had any character growth since she was introduced
Not really her fault though. Dan made the character with an arc in mind and didn't really have anything to fall back on once it was over.
I'd shake my fist and curse Dan for not writing more but this comic already has, like, 15 active plot threads.

i agree, i'm not that bothered by it, at this point i'd rather know what happens with those 15 plot threads than make grace more interesting

>it took 15 years for tedd and elliot to be shipeable with each other

Considering that Grace's backstory was "Grace and brothers raised in the wild/ abandoned unknown government splicing lab by overbearing brother" she's basically hiding in Tedd's basement. And is planning to Green card marriage Tedd as both a Plan A and a Plan B.

Elliot dicking Tedd in canon would cause the creation of a boner so structurally dense it would persist until the heat death of the Universe

Rather, it would cause it