Oh you must be Peter's friend...

Oh you must be Peter's friend, user! He's told me so much about you! Please come in! Peter's out right now but I'm sure he'll be back in the morning!

BETER

I'm gonna butter your bread

Did he tell you about this? *unzips dick*

i need some smutty fanfic on this

This is the kind of diversity we need.

I heard from a Italian deli owner that those things hidden under that little camisole are pierced, mind giving us a peak?

I feel like they tried to make her seem less sexy with the glasses and high waisted pants yet they still played up her being hot and younger anyway. It was weird. But I liked it.

"Oh, hey there user. What are you doing here?"

I got the impression that they were going for her not realizing that she was sexy and her being dressed a bit frumpishly instead of in a more fashionable style was a way for them to get that across. It also seemed like it was meant to show that despite looking younger her personality was still the same old-fashioned, worrying, motherly, Aunt May

She definitely looked way sexier in Civil War than in Homecoming. Whether that was intentional or not, I don't know.

Anybody got some Peter X Aunt May to share.

Why didn't Peter's Spider-Sense warn him that the asian guy jerked off onto a pile of rice and served it to his aunt?

OP PLS

It's weird how her glasses made her go from hot to terrible in an instant.

>Tom Holland turns out to be into women after all
>He's dating Zendaya and not Marissa Tomei

What's wrong with him?

I can't wait until they introduce Namor so he can fuck everyones love interests.

It's a good bet that they didn't know what they wanted to do with her character in CW. You can see it with Peter too, he was much more amateurish in Homecoming.

21 year with 52 year old. Yeah.

>I got the impression that they were going for her not realizing that she was sexy and her being dressed a bit frumpishly instead of in a more fashionable style was a way for them to get that across. It also seemed like it was meant to show that despite looking younger her personality was still the same old-fashioned, worrying, motherly, Aunt May

Honestly, I find that concept way hotter.

homosexual detected

Peter's mom has got it going on

>wrinklewashing

They didn't

High waist pants are in again though.

He was much more competent and even mature in "Civil War".

Was he? He stopped mid fight to gawk at Bucky's arm, he got BTFO by Ant-Man's hand randomly swinging around because he wasn't paying attention, and the whole time he was looking to Stark for cues and not really doing anything on his own.

>Stark said to go for your legs
>Uh, guys, they're not stopping

it's weird how gay you are

>Oh no! Peter! What are you doing at my "dancing job"! Get out of here!

Yo aunt may may i impregnate you pls

BEGONE, THOT
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE

"Oh my Peter, you have a date for Homecoming? I suppose I should teach you how to show your date a good time... Come with me to the bedroom, Peter..."

He still managed to take down Giant-Man entirely on his own. More than anything he accomplished in "Homecoming".

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>on his own
>Iron Man and War Machine legit double punch Giant-Man to drop him

>put Peter in highschool
>don't make him an angry disgruntled asshole who is one spider bite away from pulling a Carrie on everyone
What's the point?

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Why does May get younger and younger with each adaptation?

It never made much sense for her to be so old in the first place. At least not in Peter's high school/early college years.

Please. As if the majority of people know that he was ever like that. To the man on the street, Peter Parker is a stammering wimpy 15 year old, so that's who they're gonna put in the movies.

Literally 4 people were fighting Giant Man at once. How is that "on his own"????

Will Ultimate May and Pete do?

Just replace the _ with .

xmen_adult-fanfiction_org/story_php?no=600091002

Sauce me my dude

Tinkerbomb

>Not being a cougar hunter

>Marisa Tomei
>Diane Lane
>Lauren Cohan
Who else should join the League of Extraordinary MILFs?

With super basic white girls though. Why do they think those look good?

Would Helen Mirren count or would she be more along the lines of GMILF?

Selma Hayek.

That scene where Peter rested his head on Aunt May's tummy after getting kicked out of the Stark Internship made me feel things

we need more slashfics

I really think May knowing Peter is Spidey came way too fucking soon.

Next movie will be nothing but "PETEAH IT IS TOO DANGEROUSSSS".

for some weird reason i thought that this was the chick from friends

He's relied on his spidey sense for too long so they got rid off it

Jennifer Aniston?

Also a hottie in her late 40's.

post her pit hairs

>Marisa Tomei is 52
Obviously, she is key to the Hypercrisis.

Older women find you just as unattractive as girls your own age do, you hilariously obvious virgins.

Auntcumming by tracyscops

Am I the only one who thinks she isn't that attractive? She isn't ugly, but I wouldn't say she is pretty that everyone who see her want to fuck her like in the movie.

>if you think its acceptable for a 21 year old to be involved with a 52 year old you're an ugly virgin
???

>Older women find
Stop right there
Why should anyone care what older women think?

>t. butthurt roastie

I would fill her barren womb with semen.

>action is his reward

>roastie
yup, definitely a virgin

>hole-based social shaming
Every damn time

>Aunt May, why is Whiplash alive... and hitting on you?

Y-yyy-y-*dies*

What the fuck

Why is Aunt May smokin' hot now

It feels wrong

Sauce on this one

Did that trigger you roastie?

It's funny how holes willingly devalue themselves to just being holes.

It's already been mention in the thread.

>I'm spiderman's friend

What's it like to have friends with attractive moms/aunts?

I live in the midwest where every older woman is fat and ugly so I've never encountered this situation.

WHAT THE F-

Oh okay. I'll come back later.

who else wanted to lick spidey's naked abs?

They're called pumas, moron.

id pummel that ass

Here, have some more.

thank you friend

I figured she was supposed to be his great aunt, at least originally.

nope

There's not much else I can post on a blue board though.

TInkerbomb? Seems like a different guy, user.

I don't want to, but I'm hearing Lois Griffin's voice.

I hear ya, user.

It's Uncle Grandpa for me

auntie my crotch hurts, something is wrong with me? please take a look

Okay lady whatever

COMING IN 2019

Oh but I'm coming right now

niiiiiiice

>Fucking a slammin motherly cougar
>The fucking Gentry come out her coocher

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